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What little frugal things have you done to buy a house?

What little frugal things have you done to buy a house?

01 Go to Zhihu topics every day to think about "saving", "saving money" and "buying a house" 02 The reason why I work overtime at the company every day is not because I am busy but because of overtime subsidies and transportation subsidies 03 I always consider going out to eat a bowl of noodles Do you want to add an egg? 04 In order to save money, I once ate steamed buns with pickles for a month, but a week later I got stomach trouble. I went to the hospital and spent more than 3,000 for examinations and medicines, and spent more than 1,000 for medicine. 05 I got a business trip allowance of 150 yuan every day when I was on a business trip. But in order to save this money, I almost always go to Internet cafes to stay up all night

06 Others think that I exercise every day to strengthen my body. In fact, I am the only one who knows that I am worried that the money I have saved for buying a house for several years will be lost due to poor health. I am a boy who cannot afford to be sick. 07 On the principle of shopping less, when I see clothes I really like, I first look at the tag to see the price, and then there is no more. 08 When I have a takeaway at the company at noon, I must call a few people to join in the order, just to make up for it. Full discount, share the takeout cost 09 Every time I click to add to the shopping cart, I feel that I will definitely buy it and then watch it expire.

10 Talking about marriage with my first girlfriend In order to save money to buy a house, I had to fully charge my mobile phone at work every day before going home. 11 I would not take a taxi if I could take the bus. I would not take the bus if I could walk. The most exaggerated time was that I walked six kilometers in one hour in order to save 20 yuan in taxi fare. Lu 12 was heartbroken when he saw this