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The person we are going to talk about today is also a person who has never officially appeared.
Many people say that he is a descendant of Yang Guo. Why is there such a guess? Mainly because his surname is Yang.
In terms of martial arts, he is equal to Zhang Sanfeng, and in terms of ability, he is ahead of Zoroastrianism, the largest sect in the Jianghu. Yes, he is Yang Dingtian, the founder of the original Zoroastrianism.
In the first edition of Eternal Dragon Slayer, Yang Dingtian, formerly known as "Yang Tianpo", was the 33rd generation leader of Zoroastrianism, and his martial arts almost reached an invincible level. Relying on his power, he occupied and married Cheng Kun's school sister, but Cheng Kun was not only helpless, but also very afraid of Yang Dingtian.
In addition, according to Du E, his other disciples Du E and Du Jie were defeated by Yang Dingtian, and Du E was injured and became Cyclops. Three Shaolin monks practiced martial arts, and Yang Dingtian was beaten, but only one was injured by him. This shows that his martial arts is extraordinary.
His leadership ability is extraordinary. When he was alive, he commanded Zoroastrianism for more than twenty years, and Zoroastrianism flourished. No one in the major sects in the Jianghu dares to provoke Zoroastrianism, even wudang zhang sanfeng, who is known as Taishan Beidou in the Jianghu. Later, after Yang Dingtian's death, the six factions immediately organized troops to encircle Zoroastrianism and besiege Guangmingding. This shows that the six factions are afraid of Yang Dingtian.
However, he did something wrong. He forced Cheng Kun's school sister to be his wife. But this woman is not a chaste person. She secretly had an affair with Cheng Kun and brought Cheng Kun into the secret passage of Guangmingding. In the end, he was not only green, but also possessed and died, which led to the decline of his prosperous Zoroastrianism.
Therefore, Bian Xiao believes that if he had not married such a woman, Yang Dingtian would have completely unified the rivers and lakes and made the six sects bow down. Of course, all this is only if Mr. Jin Yong gave him all the luck, gave him superb martial arts, super leadership and Zoroastrianism leader status, but gave him such an ending, which has to be said to be a joke. Is it really the phrase "the hero is sad and the beauty passes"?
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