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How to go further in chasing girls
Chasing a girl, of course, you must first know the girl's mobile phone number, and then you must have that meaning to her.
Send a message: I enjoyed chatting with you last time. Can I invite you out to chat again?
Note: If the girl agrees, it will take some thought to find a place, which can be a quiet bar, and don't go to the restaurant for the time being.
Lesson 2
Don't forget to send a short message when you get home from the date: Nice talking to you and looking forward to seeing you again. Good Night!
Let her know that you are a sweet person. You can send her an interesting message the next day. For example:
1. This is the panda's birthday. He was asked what his wishes were. The giant panda said: I have two wishes in my life. One is to find a Chinese doctor to get rid of my dark circles, and the other is to take a color photo.
2. I am Yuanmou from Yunnan, and you are from Zhoukou, Beijing; I hold your furry hand and bite it gently. Love, let's walk upright.
Let her know that you are a humorous person.
Note: Don't make dirty jokes!
Lesson 3
Girls are vain. You can send some messages like this at ordinary times:
1, I think what you are wearing today is very special and cute.
2. Seeing your beautiful skirt today will make my eyes fall.
Don't be stingy with your description of beauty, be as beautiful as you want.
Lesson 4
I've been in contact for a while, and it's time for you to present your treasure. Please the girl you like with your short message.
1, (hint) If there is an afterlife, let's be mice, love each other stupidly, live stupidly, snuggle up and be silly together.
2. (Warm reminder) Are you busy? Nothing, I just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you. I hope that when you receive my message, you will have a smile on your lips and let your friends around you know that you are happy.
3. (Ask her to answer the question) Do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: a, miss you; B, I miss you very much; C. I miss you very much; D, don't think that you can't; E. all of the above.
4. (Issue weather forecast) Tomorrow's minimum temperature 1 degree and maximum temperature1degree. Let me tell you: caring about the weather means caring about you. Don't forget to add another dress (XX, yourself).
Lesson Five
The advantage of texting is to say what you usually dare not say to your face. Even if she is sour, girls like sweet talk and care about others. But pay attention to the following matters:
1, the number is small, girls should not like the boys in their mother-in-law's house, are you tired of being around you all day?
2. Don't always send short messages copied online, but use your own thinking.
3, occasionally it rains for three days and dries the net for two days, playing hard to get. After repeated SMS bombardments, I suddenly stopped texting for a day or two. When your message becomes a part of a girl's life, she will wonder why you didn't send me a message today. When she sends you a text message, no matter what she says, you're halfway there.
4. After giving you enough SMS care, the first message a girl sends you is often complaining, such as I'm bored to death, I'm about to collapse, I'm depressed, and so on. Hey, hey, what are you waiting for? Girls need success most, so encourage her quickly: in fact, the sky is blue, clouds will always disperse, in fact, the sea is not wide, this shore is even the other shore, in fact, tears are sweet. I want you when your heart wants it.
How do boys chase girls?
It's too easy for boys to chase girls. After reading this article, you will become an expert.
Don't say anything until it's ripe. Some boys have only dated people a few times, and then they propose to establish further relationships. Nine times out of ten, this will spoil the soup. The beauty of love is that you don't have to say anything. Clear, clear, but not beautiful. Originally, people were willing to come out and talk to you alone, indicating that girls have a good impression on you. But sometimes you can't even say it yourself, but you are eager to point it out and destroy this hazy beauty, so don't blame others for staying away. Look around at the love that died before it started. Many of them are caused by boys not mastering the temperature.
Put your fist away for a better attack. What if the girl refuses? Some people say that we should pursue hard and persevere. Actually, it is not. Unless you are a person who doesn't care about anything, it is hard for you to bear the dirty eyes of girls and the mocking eyes of peers. Why don't you stop and take a break? This not only protects your dignity, but also leaves a way out, thus creating opportunities for future counterattacks. Let her wander in the crowd. When she hits a wall, go to her again, and she will realize that you are the one who loves her most. Even if you really can't give up, you should pay attention to the ways and means to find her. Don't let her find you annoying. This is usually difficult to do.
2. Don't be too explicit. Learn to care about her silently and treat her with your honesty and kindness. Only in this way can you get her attention among a large group of boys screaming around her. Remember, only special you will attract her special attention.
Don't enter unless absolutely necessary. A boy who always runs to the girls' dormitory will not attract girls too much affection. Some student union cadres often run to the girls' dormitory under the pretext of work, and then stay there all the time, which brings a lot of inconvenience to others and the effect will only be counterproductive. The root cause of this result is still too explicit.
Strategic contempt ... tactical value ... Sometimes the girl you like will have some contact with you, such as talking, chatting, working together and so on. You'd better look at these things with a normal heart, and don't have a burden, you'd better suffer from loss. For example, don't pay too much attention to what she casually says. Some boys are easy to be romantic, which is the reason. However, we should pay enough attention to every such opportunity. For example, the first conversation should pay attention to discretion, and it is best not to involve the scope of love. Let's talk about childhood. It's not good to go straight to the point! Girls should be wary of you like wolves.
Might as well kiss up less. You praised her for her beauty. If she is really beautiful, then you are only the 700th person to praise her for her beauty, and what impressed her most is probably the first person to praise her like this. If she is plain-looking, there is no telling what will happen if you praise her like this. If she finds out you're not sincere, you're dead. Remember, you can only coax a girl after she becomes your girlfriend. Before catching up with her, you didn't master the performance of the temperature.
Don't be so macho. A boy finally invited a girl he had admired for a long time to dinner, which cost him half a month's living expenses. Later, when he went to pay the bill, he found that the girl had already paid the bill for him and he wanted to pay her back. Girls don't want to. He was angry that the girl stripped him of his face. The girl cried with anger. Girls pay for him, which shows that they have a good impression on him. He lost his temper instead of trying to please him. No wonder he is going to be single. Few girls will have a good impression on boys who don't respect women, remember! Remember!
Unite the majority. Almost every girl has one or two closest girlfriends. When everything else is blocked, they are your road to success. You can know whether girls are interested in you through them, and you can also convey your meaning through them. This is much better than what you said directly. Don't ignore this new force. I have seen the boy succeed in this way more than once.
Finally, I want to remind you that there is never a fixed formula for love. The way others succeed may be your failure; The way others fail may be just your beauty. I only mention some principles here, and I must not copy them mechanically. If it ruins your good deeds, don't come to me. If a girl doesn't like you, even the Jade Emperor can't help it. As the ancients said, it is the best policy to defeat the enemy without fighting.
A girl wrote: how to chase girls, super classic.
First, what kind of first impression should I leave on MM (time: I just started to contact MM)
1, I think the most important thing is to let MM see your self-motivated.
The greatest charm of a man lies in his successful career. Young people can't be "successful" if they don't work long hours. At this time, you should make MM feel that you are a self-motivated person.
Others can talk nonsense, but this question cannot be vague. You must tell MM that you are full of confidence in the future, that you are not satisfied with the status quo, and that you have a long-term plan. In a word, your future is not a dream.
2. Be confident and responsible.
Don't be a child. Girls are lazy and want to find someone to rely on. You should show your confidence and sense of responsibility.
It's better to have a wrong choice than no choice at all.
Not too formal, but not too casual.
Where it is serious, it is serious. It's funny when it's funny.
Girls like men who are a little cynical, so it seems that they don't care about anything, which is too dull.
Step 4 look mature
A leisurely man has fatal attraction to mm.
Second, how to further contact MM (time: the stage of starting to chase)
1, the most important thing at this stage is not to worry, not to make things so clear that people can see at a glance that you are chasing others.
Think about it. Most people don't like you at first sight, but they don't hate you at first sight. They are all children of ordinary people (unless you look like Chow Yun Fat, Andy Lau or kevin costner). Good feelings need to be realized through constant understanding, so the key to the problem is the opportunity for further development you want.
Think about it from the girl's point of view: if you rush directly to have sex, the girl must be under psychological pressure. If I find that I don't like you after a while, it won't be a lie, will it? So if you come out resolutely from the beginning, you will basically be bored back immediately.
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