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The new teacher Wang's sentence comprehension

A new Chinese teacher surnamed Wang was transferred to Mingde Primary School to replace retired teacher Luo and become the head teacher of Class Two, Grade Four. He is very young with a broad forehead and bright eyes. When he walked into the classroom at a brisk pace, the whole class applauded warmly.

I made a joke in the first Chinese class.

The text has just been said for a while. When asking questions, several well-studied students raised their hands in unison, hoping to give the new teacher a good impression.

Miss Wang looked at them and picked up the seating chart: "Cai Lin, please answer."

The whole class burst into laughter. A boy sitting in the last row stood up, lowered his head and silently stared at his deskmate who was laughing his head off.

Teacher Wang repeated the question, but when he saw that Cai Lin was still silent, he waved him down and asked other students to answer.

After class, Miss Wang found Cai Lin in the office.

"Cai Lin, will you ask the question I just asked? I guess you will. "

Cai Lin doesn't talk.

Teacher Wang guessed right. Cai Lin can really answer the question just now. I don't usually attend classes because I have changed my teacher. He thinks it's quite new and has been paying attention to it. The question he asked was not too difficult.

"The classmates smiled, you don't seem too happy. But why are they laughing? Did I do something wrong? "

Cai Lin looked at the teacher and curled his lips: "Teacher, I am a poor student, and no one asked me."

"Poor students?" Teacher Wang shook his head. "Who said you were a poor student?"

Cai Lin thought for a moment: "Everyone thinks so. I, I admit it myself. "

Miss Wang was about to speak when the bell rang. Teacher Wang asked Cai Lin to return to the classroom.

After school, Miss Wang waited for Cai Lin at the door of the classroom, called him aside and handed him a big envelope for him to go home and read. There are several big letters on the envelope-files of poor students.

Several students gathered around, and Cai Lin pushed them away and left with an envelope.

As soon as he got out of school, he couldn't help opening the envelope. There are two pieces of paper in it, which are clearly written:

When Beethoven learned to play the violin, his teacher said that he was never cut out to be a composer.

Darwin, the author of the Origin of Species, revealed in his autobiography: "All teachers think that my qualifications are mediocre and have nothing to do with intelligence."

Edison was very slow when he was a child, and the teacher thought he had no learning ability.

Einstein didn't speak until he was four, and he couldn't read until he was seven.

Physicist Newton's grades in primary school were a mess.

Russian writer Tolstoy was expelled from the university because of his poor grades.

British Prime Minister Winston Churchill failed in the sixth grade.

Rodin, an artist, failed to get into the Art College after three exams.

Cai Lin put the letter back in the envelope, folded it carefully, put it in his pocket and strode home. As he walked, he reached for his pocket as if there was a treasure in it.