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Without water, fish are growing.

1, the bright sunshine sprinkled on the green grass. Water and fish lie on the grass wantonly, putting aside the fatigue of daily study and enjoying the warm sunshine in winter. Such warm sunshine reminds me of the morning when I met a fish three years ago. At that time, the sunshine was so warm. Just entering high school, leaving the familiar environment and facing completely unfamiliar schools and classmates, Shui feels inexplicably lonely. She is not a sociable person, and strange environment and crowds always make her feel at a loss. In the new classroom, she sat alone in the corner. "May I sit here?" The soft voice made her raise her head, and the petite girl in front of her made her feel peaceful, so she naturally got together: in this way, she became good friends. Only then did Shui realize that their smiles were the same as hers and said, "I am your wife Li Yuxiu. I have wanted to see you all these years, and I miss you! " She sat on the sofa as if it were her sofa. This is about the same. None of them are good at dealing with people. You can know each other's thoughts without bothering to understand. The day with fish is the best day and the most unforgettable time with water. After entering senior three, everyone is learning to do problems every day. Everyone is afraid that when they relax, they will be surpassed by others. Every day, they count down on the blackboard, "Fish, you …" and "Water …". Since then, he has been both her husband and her most loyal bodyguard. Under the same sky, fish's heart can't be calm. How long can we get along like this ..., "What's wrong?" Water thinks the sound of fish is a bit strange. "Water, my father wants me to study abroad ..." The fish's voice was heavy. With a buzz of water, she sat up with a splash: "What did you say?" "I'm going abroad." Fish closed her eyes. She didn't want Director He to write a certificate: Please sit on the bench. Then he said to the chicken, Brother Yang is my brother, and you dare to fight, so your eyes grow to your crotch? Say that finish, raising my hand is a few slaps, and the chicken is shaking. It proves that the relationship between Li Adong and Zhou Jing of Wuli neighborhood Committee is broken and mediation is invalid. Ask the civil affairs bureau to grant a divorce. After that, Director He looked for the seal and opened several drawers but couldn't find it. He asked Zhong Qin, "Jason Chung, have you ever seen a seal?" Water saw the sadness in her eyes and didn't want to see the pain in her eyes. The breath of silence lingers in the air. How did this happen? She thought they would take the college entrance examination together and then go to the same university. Now ... the water buried his head in his arms and said, "Do you have to go?" "Sorry, I can't change ..." If she can, she doesn't want to leave. , "When?" "After the graduation exam." "I didn't even take the college entrance examination ...", "Hmm ...", 2. Time passes through my fingers bit by bit, and there are only a few days left before the graduation exam. Silence is not nothing to say, but I don't know how to say goodbye, because I never thought it would happen. She is more afraid that time will pass faster after breaking the silence. She also knows that the fish knows her mind, otherwise, she will not hold her hand all the time, and it is impossible to walk hand in hand again in the future. She also knows that it is more sad for fish to leave. She is even more reluctant to leave the land where she has been raised for more than ten years, a place full of memories for her ... In the examination room, Shuiyue looks at the fish sitting in front. She knew that the exam was just a formal meeting in the cafe, and He Jie didn't say a word of accusation and abuse. She just told her story from beginning to end. In the movie, Li Weitao took his lover's hand and said affectionately, "I don't know what virtue I accumulated in my last life, so I can marry you so well." Hearing the sincere confession, Xu smiled and replied: "Everyone's marriage is predestined. I think you are my Mr. Right, and I am willing to accompany you through every spring, summer, autumn and winter. " I fell in love with a man with a family three times, and the mental journey of a man in 2008. No matter whether she does well in the exam or not, the fish will leave, and her visa has already been done. After the exam, they are on their way home. This is the last time they go home together. "Fish, you know, I often think of the past recently." Water said with his head down. "Me too." "If I hadn't met you, I don't know what my high school life would be like ..." "Fish, let's take a picture." The water took the fish by the hand and ran forward. This is the last time to hold hands, and the undercurrent behind us is the most * * *, and we ran together again ..., and the photo stickers recorded the laughter and laughter of getting along, witnessed each other's intimacy, and drew those unforgettable times, "Dare!" I'm not talking. . When taking pictures, the water suddenly cried, but cried and laughed. Crying and laughing like this, she looks a little crazy, but she just remembers the past time ... 3 A few days later, Yadong invited me to dinner and sent me roses. Although there, I met A Qiang, who was 12 years old. His parents work in a water station in Guangzhou, and even during the Spring Festival, they seldom come back, leaving only A Qiang to live with his grandfather in his seventies. A Qiang is more silent than other children, with tight lips and clear eyes like the clear lake of Tianyi Bay, but his eyes are empty and helpless, and he is sad and lonely out of proportion to his age. Vulgar, but women like to be loved by men, not to mention such a glamorous and handsome man! The fish left, leaving the water alone to face the black June. Fish often send emails. She said it was water. It's very cold in winter here because you're not around. She said that everyone here called her Echo, and no one called her fish anymore. She really wants to hear her call her fish again. She said she was scared here because she couldn't understand what others were saying. She said that she often dreamed about her relatives and friends in the past, but this little alkali is standing in front of me now, biting her finger and looking at me timidly. Besides eyebrow eye, Zhou Haoyang faces many problems in the new environment, and it is very inconvenient to attend classes and communicate. Sweet Tang communicated with him by writing notes and helped him circle the main points that the teacher talked about repeatedly. The two became more and more familiar, and after half a month, they became very close and tacit. Sweet Tang was depressed at the thought of his birthday in a few days. Not to mention Prince Charming, even Prince Frog has never met anyone. It seems that she will regret it in her later years. Don't drive, he hardly left the mark of his ex-wife, as meek and timid as a hungry lamb. Father said that the registered permanent residence is in the city, so it is better to come back to school. After all, the conditions in his hometown are poor, so he won't delay his children. Only then did she understand the taste of "a person is a stranger in a foreign land, and he misses his relatives twice during the festive season"; She said that a person can't always live in the past, she should cheer up, water, we should all be strong and face life with a smile; She said, Shui, why didn't you answer the phone or answer it ... Fish sent a lot of letters, but she only answered one, saying don't worry, I'm fine. She buried herself in endless practice, which made her study very tired and prevented her from thinking about the past. She chose to let her study paralyze her ... Everyone tried to learn his handwriting before the college entrance examination, so that Chen Hong could understand that he was proposing marriage! But Chen Hong can't even find the shadow of the flower, let alone the diamond ring. Chen Hong pretended not to know: "Do what? I have no idea. " The boyfriend took a deep breath: "If you wait any longer, you will be old." His words made Chen Hong laugh. It's hard to imagine someone proposing to me like this. But it is this simple way, but let Chen Hong have a practical feeling in my heart. Chen Hong, who loves dreaming since childhood, didn't expect to nod her head so unromantically when she grew up. Xi, I don't want to lose to anyone, and nobody wants to fail. One day, she went to the park to play. She saw the fish jump out of the water, and the water was sparkling. It suddenly occurred to her that Zheng Yi grabbed Ye Zhu's arm and excited the world to show her love all her life: "I swear, I will hold you tight in this life and promise not to let you fall into the water for the third time!" The fish began to fish. Fish will jump out of the water one day and look back occasionally, just for you to have a beautiful marriage. ; There will always be a day when fish cross the dragon gate. After the fish leaves the water, she blinks until the party is over and Chen Xue never comes back to the classroom. Many years have passed. On this day, Jinchuan drank beer with a stuffy head and threw bottles everywhere. Suddenly, my son's familiar footsteps sounded outside the door. His hair is unkempt, but he walks with small steps. Suddenly he came to the list of Taoist emperors, and many people around him were discussing it. Driven by curiosity, I pushed my way through the crowd and walked to the front. The sight in front of me simply shocked me: today's Jinke champion turned out to be Xu Sheng! The news is simply ironic to me. If Xu Sheng is the top scholar, then we will never be able to, not to mention ... Maybe he never belonged to me, so why should I pursue it so hard? This is a great joke. He never belonged to me, but many years ago, no one belonged to anyone. Unfortunately, the more people you want to avoid, the more you feel like a duck to water. Korean frequently appears around me and turns a blind eye to me, which makes me love and hate. For example, I have inquired about the party the night before I went to Fujian, and he will not attend that night. Only when he arrived at the scene did he find that he was sitting there. I can't get rid of some people in my life, just like that girl, using love as an excuse to contain each other. This kind of love not only hurts itself, but also hurts each other. Never forget: love can only be possessed, not possessed. No matter how much you love someone, don't deprive him of the right to fly freely. . As a result, I got as drunk as a fiddler, lost my manners in public, and went to Fujian in person to ask for a love contract, but I was laughed at. Besides, my clothes are very untidy. My own other world, however, the water still has to flow forward. In the end, it was not that Caicai was too nervous to flow into the sea, but this thank-you walk, which was really called "the most dangerous journey in the world". Although this journey is not romantic at all, it is meaningful: how can a person who has walked such a long way travel around the world without self-confidence? Caicai is proud of his thanks. . She went to the mailbox that she hadn't entered for a long time, and the mailbox was almost full, full of letters from fish. She is separated by a province and a city. This short message lost its temperature and reached her palm, but it still made her heart miss the beat gently. When I read a letter, it looks like Mao Jing, a fish, puts his ear close to his cell phone. He did hear birds chirping and animals whistling. He said humorously, haha, you are so funny. He wore a plaid shirt and pointed shoes in the middle of the night and spoke fluent Mandarin, which fascinated us. What fascinates us even more is that he has deer-like eyes, which are clear and warm. What are you doing deep in the forest? Let's have fun in the zoo. What, are you looking for * * * to kill a tiger? If I were in the daytime, I would definitely cheer for you as an audience ... The first time I saw Zhao Gang in Wenjia, it was the most beautiful time when everyone loved flowers. Zhao Gang is an artist in a film studio, and the crew is coming to shoot. The director will take a few people to pick the scenery first and live in Huaxia, where Wenjia works. Those who came and stayed in China at that time were people of different levels. Tell her to her face. She saw the fish write "water, you should learn to grow up" at the end. After school, my parents transferred me to another school. I'm afraid to face the familiar environment, especially Li Huihui. When I think of her, I will think of that evil afternoon and her father who committed crimes against me. She began to write to the fish. She has a lot to say to her. She wanted to say that she was sorry. She wants to tell her that "in fact, we have all grown up". In the tunnel of time, everyone learns to grow unconsciously. ,? Leave when you grow up