A hundred thousand cold jokes make you laugh.

A collection of 100,000 cold jokes that make you laugh.

100 thousand cold jokes make you laugh: the honeycomb briquette seller downstairs rides three rounds and shouts:? Bees? There is coal in the nest, and there is coal in the coal! ! ? I opened the window and shouted at him: Don't shout a wool without it! More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

A hundred thousand cold jokes make you laugh (1) 1. It is difficult for women to understand why men like playing games, just as men can't understand why women love the street.

2, women say that boys who like humor are actually like this. Boys with high values are humorous when women lick their noses, while boys with low values are funny! Hey! I see through this heartless world!

3. Warn all the girls that when you are sitting in the co-pilot of a male friend, you should always fasten your seat belt without too much trouble? Because wearing a seat belt looks big! ! !

4. What are the similarities between women cooking and men falling in love? I like to say that I didn't play well today.

5, single for too long, I feel that the pot is laughing at me.

6. In ancient times, girls were blind dates. If they want to, they say, but their parents are the masters. If not, they say that their daughter wants to stay with her parents for another two years.

7. A noble woman looks at her shoes. Exquisite A woman looked at her nails. A sexy woman looks at her perfume. A moody woman looked at her watch. The gold digger looked at her bag. A wise woman reads her articles. A virtuous woman looks at her own specialties. A romantic woman looks at her pajamas. Petty bourgeoisie girl looked at her cosmetic bag.

I looked at it and found that I didn't seem to be a woman! I quickly took out my ID card and looked at it. Gender: female ~ I was more practical at that time. . . . . . Emma. Scared me to death. I didn't take it either. . . .

8. Use express delivery to describe you men. Everyone thought it was EMS, but in fact it was SF.

A hundred thousand jokes make you laugh (2) 1. Passing a snack bar, the clerk said the Chinese hamburger was delicious. I looked at the squid stand not far away and said no, I want to eat that.

The clerk said that it was not delicious, and the business of the whole street was poor!

Just then, another shop assistant came in with a few strings of big squid and shouted, Come on, buy your favorite!

It turned out that the clerk looked at me awkwardly and took a miserable bite of the squid, saying that they were all neighbors, and we couldn't watch them starve to death!

2. Once the mobile phone broke down, it was just repaired and turned on in the afternoon, and a strange number came in. Why does your mobile phone always turn off? ! I have been on the phone all afternoon! What did you do? A little girl who goes to school in other places doesn't know how to keep her mobile phone open at any time? ! Do you know how worried your parents will be?

I asked weakly: Who are you?

I am ZTO Express, and I want to get the express from the north gate quickly!

3. The man who sells honeycomb coal downstairs rides three rounds and shouts:? Bees? There is coal in the nest, and there is coal in the coal! ! ?

I opened the window and shouted at him: Don't shout a wool without it!

4. Take the bus after work. There is a private car in front of the bus, which drives slowly. When the driver bypassed the car, he said a surprise: it's still rustling to pull a woman, and I don't know how to drive. I'm not like that. . .

Today, I was playing computer in the dormitory, and a roommate B next to me smelled my pants hanging by the bed. Suddenly, he turned around and shouted at me with indignation: You stole my laundry detergent again! . . .

My brother's feet stink in the dormitory. It is said that vinegar bubble is effective. This brother bought five pounds from the Internet without saying anything, and soaked for a month in a row, and the effect was remarkable! MD is sour and smelly?

3. When I went to the toilet, my roommate standing next to me didn't take out his tools for a long time, and his expression became more and more ferocious: Fortunately, the autumn trousers were worn backwards, and TM thought it disappeared.

My deskmate was lovelorn because of ugliness, so I comforted him. Don't cry, okay? Those good-looking people have no breasts! Look at how big your breasts are! ?

After that, he felt that he was crying even more.

Today, my deskmate told me that I would wait for you in Houlin after school.

After school, I called a group of buddies and said to them, Yes, that's her. Tell me not to leave after school? !

6. My roommate came back and said to me: I just saw a figure on the track and field, which looks too much like you and wants to call you. ?

I said:? Why don't you scream?

He said:? Then I saw that man had a girlfriend, and I was sure it wasn't you. ?

Me. . .

7. A roommate pulled down the water tank while flushing the toilet, resulting in a concussion. . .

8. My roommate gave me a copy of Tao Te Ching and a complete book of vegetables. I asked him what he meant, and he proudly said, I want to tell you that I am not a vegetarian! ?

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