Seek humor and funny jokes.

Drag my brother into my room and say, "lend me 300 yuan." My brother shook his head and said no. I said to lend me 300 yuan and pay you back 400 when I get paid. My brother whispered, "Keep your word." I nodded hard, and then my brother went out. After a while, he came in with 900 yuan and handed it to me, saying, "Remember to give it back to me 1200, and don't let your sister-in-law know ..." At this moment, my sister-in-law came out from behind the air conditioner and took the money and ordered 300 yuan for me, "Take the flowers away, don't give them back ...!

I sent some photos of myself in my circle of friends! A man said: saved! I smiled: I am not responsible for killing you when your wife finds out! Who knows, he replied: such a photo, when you see it, you think it is an expression pack. . . . Boss, get him out! ! ! Well, don't kick me out of the group.

I met a beggar on the overpass, who turned out to be an old classmate. I scolded him severely: "What are you doing as a big man with sound hands and feet?" You ask! " He shed tears of shame and regret and begged me to help him. I sighed. After all, my classmate had a fight, so I grabbed a stick and broke his leg: "I can only help you so much."

The other day, I saw a couple quarreling. The boy didn't speak and looked at the girl and smiled. Then the girl threw herself into the boy's arms and hugged him. She said, I can't even fight. What should I do in the future? I see. One day, my girlfriend and I quarreled. I looked at her quietly and smiled. Suddenly she gave me a slap in the face: you still have the face to laugh! !