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I can't sleep at midnight and eat durian.
I don't want to eat every day Eating makes me unhappy. I want to eat McDonald's baked durian pizza, glutinous rice chicken tofu brain, but I just don't want to eat it.
3. Eating durian is rejected by her husband, saying how a beautiful girl likes something.
I ate durian and thought it was mine.
5. I suddenly wanted to eat durian, so I simply ordered takeout. After eating, I just feel fragrant in my mouth.
6. I like eating durian very much recently. Brother Dong has a face of vomiting every time he watches me eat. I really don't like these foods.
7. I really love sweets. Every bite is great, which means I like durian, but it's delicious.
8. Big Brother likes durian and jackfruit, but the sugar is high. The main goal this year is to help lose weight and help digestion. You still have to cook by yourself, or you'll have to beep.
9. What a happy mood it is to eat whatever you want. Thin-bottomed pizza is my favorite, durian and avocado, prawns, double fight. Qingming jiaozi, paper wonton, tofu skin jiaozi.
10. I ate an extra piece of durian in the office, and the result was another rainstorm.
1 1. It's durian season again. Take your time.
12. Today's happiness is to change the new wallpaper, eat pizza, visit the supermarket with my parents, open the durian blind box and eat delicious durian. Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are my rest days. I want to be so happy every day.
13. I love durian so much that I felt like Elvis Presley in my last life.
14. It's my favorite taste to eat durian banji for the first time. I fell in love with it ~ ~
15. Durian is a hot fruit, and drinking is forbidden within nine hours after eating durian. Durian is full of treasures. Stones can be boiled and baked. It tastes like a half-cooked sweet potato. Cooked durian water can treat sensitive skin sores and itching.
16. I don't want to cook. Both of them want to eat duck powder and durian.
17. I don't like fish and meat. I like durian, mango and original milk tablets. During the physical examination, the doctor said that you can eat so fat if you are vegetarian.
18. I just ate a piece of durian, and then I want to say to it, "I will never see you again in my life."
19. A worldwide problem. If you are hungry, would you choose durian or stinky tofu?
20. Durian is as big as a small washbasin. Its shell is khaki, hard and thick, and its body is covered with hard thorns, just like a little hedgehog.
I can't sleep at midnight and eat durian. Second sentence 2 1. Durian is smelly, but its pulp is delicious. Otherwise, how can you be called the king of fruit? The flesh of durian is sweet and delicious. Add another bite, and the pure and mellow taste will be directly integrated into your heart, making your heart sweet.
22. After eating durian, I feel that the whole world belongs to me.
23. I have never experienced eating durian to vomiting in Thailand, and it is common to eat a few large pieces after meals. If you feel overwhelmed in life, follow your feelings when you eat this little thing.
24. Those who like to eat durian can arrange it! Super delicious durian cake.
25. I ate durian at noon, snored or durian at night, so happy!
26. I have eaten stinky tofu and durian, and now the smell of hiccups ... is magic.
27. A pregnant woman who was still eating durian late at night ate the whole durian overnight.
28. There are too many things that make you happy. For example, if you want to eat a durian box, it will appear in front of you soon.
29. What is happiness? Happiness is eating durian. How can I solve your worries? Only food.
30. Eating durian in the corner was still found by a dead dog.
3 1. durian, it has no beautiful appearance, smooth skin and attractive taste. People avoid it when they see it. I have the same fate as it. I have no beautiful appearance, no clever mind, no lovely smile, only a mediocre life! Therefore, durian and I are good friends, because we are in the same boat!
32. It's so pleasant to hide indoors and eat durian on rainy days.
33. Every time I eat something with durian flavor, I feel sorry for the people next to me.
34. The taste of frozen durian is so surprising, which is the gospel of people who love durian.
35.35.iPhone hits the top of the head, so. You will find everything in the sky and underground very attractive. What should I do if durian falls?
36. What is the happiness of a little pregnant woman? Happiness means I want to eat durian, you buy it for me ~ if not, then have one.
37. Don't sing with the microphone after eating durian, if the microphone is still needed.
38. I love durian pizza so much that I feel like a durian in my last life.
39. Durian pulp contains a variety of vitamins, rich in nutrients and unique in flavor, and has the reputation of being the king of fruits.
40. She likes everything about cheese, durian, all kinds of bread and sticky things.
Can't sleep at midnight.
Can't sleep at midnight. Let's start with 1. The quarreling diaphragm is cold and stubborn, and the city is too busy to sleep.
The reason of insomnia is that I am too full, too hungry or miss you too much.
If you lie in bed every night, don't make up stories, don't set roles, and don't start acting in your head, you will definitely lose sleep.
4. I can't sleep every night because I think too much about people with swollen minds.
No matter how to make a girl laugh, it is more important than a man who made her cry once. This sentence kept me awake for a long time.
6. I said I lost sleep last night, but you said yes.
7. When can I lose sleep for you?
8. Insomnia begins and nightmares end.
9. Frequent insomnia and drinking.
10. You don't have to be afraid of insomnia in my arms.
On the mood phrase 1 for insomnia. Play with emotions, insomnia, yourself, conflict and alienation.
I will still fall asleep with sadness, no matter how thick and warm the quilt is.
3. Insomnia is because I think too much about things I shouldn't.
Guess what? People with insomnia like me are not even qualified to dream.
5. You can only carry snail shells, which are too heavy.
6. Leave your tears to the person who loves you the most and your smile to the person who hurts you the most.
7. I can't give you the whole world, but I will give you my whole world.
8. No matter how hard you try, no one will necessarily appreciate it. There are always people who feel that it is not good enough. In that case, what qualifications do other people's eyes have to make you give up your dreams?
9. We lasted for a long time and lost to eternity.
10. Once you give love, you lose yourself. Who would think this is a relief from loneliness?
1 1. I always feel that it doesn't matter. Once you really lose regret, it's useless.
12. Happiness, a dreamy but true word, is so far away to me.
13. Actually, I'm just a child in love.
14. I'm watching, I'm listening, I'm writing, but I just lost my desire to talk.
15. You must accumulate happiness and be happy.
16. It hurts me to find him gone after breaking up. I used to be naive. If I could go back in time, I would listen to you.
17. Love that never breaks up is not only a song, but also our dribs and drabs.
18. The way you don't care is always so hateful.
19. When you fall in love with someone, you are always a little afraid, afraid of getting him and losing him.
People say that love is like flying a kite. If you care too much, you will regret it.
On the insomnia mood phrase classic 2 1. Crying is not because of weakness, but because I have been strong for too long.
22. It's ugly to look at the photo on the ID card, but it's simple.
23. I can't sleep alone. Innocent street lamps are waiting for tomorrow.
24. Some people say that insomnia is because you are busy in other people's dreams.
25. Take a photo alone to commemorate the efforts made to fly away from the sleepless sea.
I will cherish the teenager who said "I will stay with you" and stayed up with me when I was insomnia.
27. Tell insomnia to stop. Everyone else has slept for so long.
28. People who suffer from insomnia have no right to dream. .
29. Actually, she is not really happy. In fact, she often suffers from insomnia and often watches the sky alone.
30. Insomnia stays up all night just to wait for your reply.
3 1. Counting 100 1 sleepless nights, I suddenly looked back and saw 100 1 missing dreams.
I used to miss you so much that I fell asleep. Now I miss you so much that I can't sleep.
Because of him, I learned to lose sleep.
In fact, we don't like playing mobile phones that much, but we are afraid of insomnia.
I admit that I have insomnia, and I admit that I am tired of crying.
36. Whoa, whoa, who else is playing with personality? Are you insomnia or insomnia or insomnia?
Some people say that insomnia is because you are busy in other people's dreams.
38. Often going to bed late and going to bed early at last can lead to insomnia.
39. Who are you insomnia for tonight?
40. Is insomnia a disease? If so, maybe you can find a doctor to cure it.
Can't sleep at midnight.
Can't sleep at midnight. I received a text message as soon as I fell asleep: I fell asleep again.
2、? I can't sleep in the dark and windy night, so I have to visit you at your home.
3、? When I can't sleep, I like to knock on other people's doors at night. I slept happily when others were woken up.
4、? This morning in spring, I woke up carefree, yawned at home, couldn't sleep at night and couldn't wake up during the day.
5、? My future is not a dream, but insomnia.
6、? Memories are a very tiring thing, just like how to lie down when you are insomnia.
7、? People who can't sleep at night are awake in other people's dreams.
8、? Smoke, wrapped around my loneliness. Missing is so pale and powerless.
9、? Enjoy the process of insomnia and endure the results of insomnia.
10、? I can't sleep in the middle of the night, with sour eyes open and groggy under the strong light. A little correction, wind burning rain, angered a cavity missing.
1 1、? Loneliness is when you walk down the street, buy a cup of coffee or milk tea, and then suddenly want to go to the toilet, but you don't know where to put the cup.
12、? Keep time, and you will keep the illusion and the sadness of memory.
13、? Is there anyone who hangs up for you on a sleepless night? When you fall asleep peacefully, gently say: Good night, fool.
14、? A person's insomnia, a person's space, a person's thoughts, two people's pictures, whose tears, who's haggard, heartbroken all over the floor.
15、? We can never get to that part of each other, so we all live in our own extreme.
16、? Elegance refers to quicksand, and old age is a period of time.
17、? Your depression is melodramatic, your procrastination is lazy, your obsessive-compulsive disorder is carefree pain, and your insomnia is not sleepy at all.
18、? Everyone who says they don't want to fall in love has a person in their heart who can't get it.
19、? I am most afraid that the person I care about most will suddenly change tone, and I feel that the whole world doesn't want you.
20、? I can get it back if someone likes you, but what if you like others?
Can't sleep at midnight. I heard that insomnia is caused by appearing in other people's dreams.
2、? The end of the dark night is insomnia, and the end of insomnia is daytime.
3、? I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night because I missed someone, which caused a rain, smoked a cigarette and tasted a cup of tea!
4、? If you don't understand my heart, how can I continue to let you spoil it?
5、? You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.
6、? Mcdull said: If you don't sleep happily, let it go. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach
7、? Life is like a dream, I always have insomnia; Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, and I am always possessed.
8、? I said I should go to bed early every night, but I can't sleep every time!
9、? Does the sun have no shadow? Isn't it cold in summer? Is there no loneliness in the crowd?
10、? I can't sleep in the middle of the night because I want to be alone!
1 1、? Up to now, I am still like a fool, secretly thinking about you and then laughing and then crying.
12、? The difference between like and love: like is a mass of heat in my heart, and love is a mass of pain in my heart.
13、? Accustomed, see through, understand, my heart is dead, tired, it's time to go to bed.
14、? True love does not need vows of eternal love, because it will not last forever.
15、? Don't imagine that I can wait for you all the time, because my heart is sometimes very tired.
16、? In a word. Affect my mood, a look. Affirm my love for you.
17、? Take the initiative because you care. I don't contact because I feel redundant.
18、? There are two me in this world, one pretending to be happy and the other really sad.
19、? I can't sleep in the middle of the night, make a cup of tea, smoke a cigarette, get caught in the rain and miss myself.
20、? Tired when walking, tired when falling in love, and weak when sweet.
Can't sleep at midnight. I feel inexplicably depressed, and I feel some inexplicable sadness about my loneliness.
2、? Loneliness is air, you breathe it and feel your existence.
3、? How long will you like me, stay with me for a long time or leave after playing enough.
4、? Have you ever turned off your cell phone in a rage, only to find nothing when you turned it on?
5、? There is an unspeakable sadness. It lurks in your heart, and it hurts so much that you can't breathe.
6、? Draw a cross on my heart, I know I won't be tempted by anyone in the future.
8、? It's late at night and I still can't sleep. My mind is full of our memories.
9、? When I think of it, Wanshui Qian Shan; Once you think about it, things change.
10、? When it is, a lonely lamp, unaccompanied, empty-handed and heartbroken. This hatred is endless, and it is extremely extreme!
1 1、? I can't sleep well unless you say good night.
12、? I watched a movie that I couldn't understand, looked around and found that others were absorbed in it, and then I suddenly understood what loneliness was.
13、? People always like to flatter themselves, just like sneezing, which is obviously caused by the nose, but they deceive themselves by saying that they are thinking of you.
14、? I have a person's insomnia and a person's space.
15、? After the separation, I had a good life, neither good nor bad, nor surprised nor happy, but everything was just right.
16、? I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, because I wanted to be alone, and it rained!
17、? Carry your own joys and sorrows and taste your own joys and sorrows; I am my own sun, and I don't need anyone's light.
18、? If you are drunk today, don't worry about where to sleep after drinking.
19、? Insomnia is endless wandering on the pillow.
20、? Later, I realized how important freshness is, and expired yogurt should be thrown away no matter how delicious it is.
Can't sleep at midnight. Once happy love, always can't stand each other's hurt and betrayal.
2、? The most powerful people in the world are those who can live alone.
3、? As long as you say I don't love you, I will disappear from your world.
4、? Time sharpens our inner peace.
5、? Some things are not complicated, but they always cause unnecessary misunderstandings.
6、? I struggle with three things every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late last night.
7、? Recreation is not available; Loneliness, that is, a neglected and universal human warmth, is not available.
8、? I really understand that you don't like the new and hate the old, but I, no, stay with you when you are lonely.
9、? In the quiet night, how many restless people lie in wait and can't sleep.
10、? There is a person who teaches you how to love. However, he doesn't love you.
1 1、? Mouth is trying to be brave, heart is surrendering. Actually, we are all faking it.
12、? I couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, because I missed someone, caused a rain and smoked a cigarette!
13、? When you are lonely, you still have to guard your thoughts. Where there is shadow, there is light.
14、? Turn off the lights, don't want to sleep, and enjoy the darkness of the night alone.
15、? I don't have insomnia tonight, I'm just accompanying the person who has insomnia for me!
16、? I can't sleep, thinking of a person! And another person who misses me has insomnia! Insomnia is the same, but people who think are different.
17、? The beauty and loneliness in the depths of the soul always need a person to experience.
18、? Every dormitory has a person who grinds his teeth, a person who talks in his sleep, a person who snores and a person who sleeps late to watch the audience.
19、? My love doesn't love me, and my love doesn't love me, which is why I have been single.
20、? I can't sleep, but my whole world sleeps well.
Humorous sentences that can't sleep at midnight
1, don't owe your friend too much, because you may never have a chance to pay him back.
If there are fewer and fewer old friends in the mobile phone, don't feel lonely, it is inevitable.
If you like someone, you can be with him, then there will be no tragedy in this world.
4. When thoughts accumulate too much, it is as deep as a burden, which will make some distant memories float to the mouth and make people want to listen to it again. Because no one sent it, I can only borrow a pair of ears to tell myself. Will make you cry.
5, many times we don't know, but pretend to know; We know a lot of things, but pretend not to know; Many times we are unhappy, but pretend to be happy.
6. Many things will always be understood after experience, just like feelings: if you miss it, you will regret it, and you will know that life doesn't need so many unnecessary persistence.
7. Life is like a train, there are always all kinds of people on it. You may also meet many people you think are destined to meet in the car, but when the car stops, someone will always get off the train of life. Wave when you get off the bus, and when you turn around, all you can remember is the way home.
8. Some people watch it all their lives, but they are ignored all their lives. Some people look at you, but it affects your life. Some people are warm and happy for you, but they are left out by you. Some people will make you happy for a while, but they will get you into a series of thoughts. Some people have been wishful thinking for n years, but you have refused for n years.
9. When a person is over 20 years old, he will not make a promise easily, nor will he give up this and that easily for his ideal. Everyone should know how to show you the world. Just a word, but also learn that sometimes your so-called dignity is worthless in front of life.
10, don't care too much about dreams, eating is the premise of everything; Don't take reality too seriously. He (she) is willing to accompany you and give you a shoulder, which is enough.
1 1. Whenever you are bored, the person who always sends you messages is the one who cares about you. I don't think it should be because of habit. You know, there are not many people who call you when there is nothing to do and there is no attempt. You should know why after a long talk.
12, everyone will be tired, no one can bear all the sadness for you, and people will learn to grow up by themselves for some time.
13, learn to say your tears, which has nothing to do with me.
14, it's normal that you don't pay back the money, just like giving money when you eat in the cafeteria. There is more meat in other people's bowls than you.
15. Remember to turn off your mobile phone when you have the opportunity to travel alone.
16, when we can't forget it, we are all confused. Don't worry about the so-called love for our career and parents. Love needs luck. Work hard and everything will be fine. Tears are for yourself, laughter is for others.
17, if you like someone very much, it's enough to keep friends at a distance, which can last a lifetime. Don't expect to get close. Once people have greed, they are doomed to lose it.
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