Funny and humorous sentences

Playful and humorous sentences

Playful and humorous sentences. Sometimes, watching some cute and cute jokes can relieve a person's nervousness and bring pleasant effects. Playful people He always says some funny words from time to time, which makes people feel very humorous. The following are sentences about playful humor. Playful and humorous sentences 1

1. It’s good if you can cry. Crying is a symbol of the beginning of recovery.

2. Life is very simple, and simplicity is perfect.

3. The goal at that time was to fish, but now the goal is to eat fish

4. There are some things that we cannot control, so we have to control ourselves.

5. When tears turn into rain, at that moment, whose vows can still be reincarnated?

6. Many times you are just someone’s love partner rather than their love partner

7. You are not a fool, but why do you pretend to be an idiot?

8. I think the most unbearable thing every day is the pain of breaking up with the quilt in the morning.

9. As people grow older, the connections between people become more and more distant.

10. One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers. This sentence is wrong, unless there is one male and one female.

11. As a human being, you must do what you want, eat well, sleep well and drink well.

12. Ouch, my God, why have my clothes shrunk again?

13. If my friend can betray me, I can probably make a small fortune.

14. The big belly is not scary. The scary thing is that there is no real material inside.

15. Every time you cram for a while. Buddha always gives me a kick.

16. The farthest distance in the world is that you are at home in Australia and I am cooking porridge at home.

17. Don’t always say that you are fine. Being fine is not a problem.

18. Why did I put my phone in airplane mode and it still broke when I threw it from the fourth floor?

19. I long for freedom, but the human body doesn’t know how to get rid of it. Climb out of the dog hole!

20. You agreed not to make me cry, but how can you smoke me with onions? Playful and humorous sentences 2

1. I say to this strong man, after you sprinkle salt on my wounds, don’t taste it again.

2. Failure in ideological and moral character is better than no thought at all

3. Secret love means not having the right radar to silently lock on enemy aircraft.

4. I hold the fork in my left hand and the knife in my right hand, enjoying life slowly.

5. The psychological test said: My heart is made of glass. I opened it and saw that it was bulletproof glass.

6. Why are you pretending to be young? The wrinkles on your face can kill flies

7. Always in a daze, afraid that one day you will really become a fool

8. If you come, I believe you will not leave. If you leave, I will treat you as if you have never been here

9. Hitting means kissing, scolding means loving. If you are not dear enough, I will kick you!

10. When you have money, it is said that money is earned. When you have no money, you say money is saved.

11. Tell me the address of your home. I want to change it into a public toilet.

12. Whoever does not die since ancient times will be your turn next.

13. You, you, you, you, if you force me again, I will feed you Sanlu.

14. If you want to eat shredded squid or cuttlefish, give me some shredded mermaid.

15. There is a kind of love called letting go. After letting go, please leave quickly.

Funny and witty humorous quotes

1. Do what you want to do, and for other things, let the pig talk nonsense.

2. Think about it, kindergarten is still easy to mess up.

3. The most romantic thing I can think of is to watch you grow old alone.

4. Although he is obviously the son of a township cadre, he still has the temperament of a wealthy second generation urban man.

5. Brother Chun is not a pure man, but she is indeed a real man

6. Your mother must have been full of anxiety and absent-minded when she gave birth to you, so sloppy

7. Don’t look at me as if I’m brainless, but I’m actually unhappy.

8. Don’t always look as depressed as constipation!

9. Don’t feel that you have been abandoned by the world. The world has no time to care about you.

10. Disciples who do not want to betray their master are all incompetent disciples.

11. Dreams are not realized because they are not realistic enough.

12. There is only so much character. It is shameful to save a little money and squander it.

13. A man’s strength is the RMB in your pocket.

14. Don’t speak with your lungs, everything you say is nonsense

15. If my life were a movie, you would be the advertisement that pops up. Playful and humorous sentences 3

Humorous sentences

If you have not died in ten years, you will make a comeback.

If the relationship is not in place, all the chatting will be in vain.

People’s hearts are broken and it’s hard to lead the team.

Ask someone who understands and ask for a way out.

Listen to your words and save me ten books.

Having nothing is the reason to fight.

Medicine cannot cure fake illnesses, but wine cannot cure real sorrows.

The body is like a boat against the current, and the heart is stronger than stone.

The breeze is blowing, I miss you so much!

The holiday is over, turn on the alarm clock mode.

Women are so mean, why should they be obsessed with love?

Don’t be infatuated with your sister, she is afraid that your brother will commit crimes!

Diamonds are forever, and one will go bankrupt.

From now on, love yourself at your own risk.

I don’t cry, I don’t want to drop the little pearl.

I am not an aunt, I can come whenever I want!

The spring water is blue in the sky, I paint a boat and listen to the rain and sleep.

Rowing does not rely on oars, it all depends on a wave!

Although the famous flower has an owner, I will loosen the soil.

A man can rely on you, and a sow can climb a tree!

Sit and think about the past, stand and think about the future!

Because you are just a tiny piece of dust.

Humorous Quotes

One whiteness can cover up all the ugliness, but you are still ugly.

You don’t learn from the poor, but you learn from the low.

I am not heartless, I miss you too.

Going to work is boring, and going to bed is boring.

You are in trouble, and you are in big trouble.

Thank you for your kindness, I can’t bear to be round tonight.

If you are well, it will be a bolt from the blue!

Forever young, always filled with tears.

I would like to accompany you through the ripples of time.

Don’t eat vegetables when eating, save money and fall in love.

Go to bed today and think about you again tomorrow.

The Milky Way is scalding, scalding the ideals of the world to death.

I see your hypocrisy from beginning to end.

Blow out the reading lamp and you will be covered with moon.

Steel that does not want to deform is not good steel.

Humorous remarks

Only women and heroes have trouble, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

The reason why people have one mouth and two ears is that they listen twice as much as they speak.

After a thousand hardships, I am still strong, regardless of the wind from east to west, north or south.

I am your kite, the string is in your hand, but the only thing that accompanies me is the wind.

Everyone is busy, either busy living or busy dying, there are only two options.

Repeating the path that others have taken is because you neglect your own feet.

While the kitten is taking a nap, the earth is spinning.

I am sad, I know who you love the most.

I couldn’t sleep the year before, and I couldn’t sleep the year after.

You are a troublesome person who just wants to harm me.

Speaking well does not mean that you have no temper.

I'm sorry to make you laugh.

If you feel dark, be your own sun.

It takes ten steps to kill one person, but a thousand miles leaves no trace behind.

Learn to be arrogant but never bow your head.

You, who love me the most, are beautiful.