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Tucao programmer: This is why we write bugs every day.

I saw a programmer's speech on the Internet recently. Don't describe it too appropriately. Before it's too late, let's take a look at the specific speech!

The following is the programmer's first-person spit content:

It can be said that most programmers have been asked this way.

Can you write a better program?

Can we not have so many bugs?

Friends! Really not!

There is no BUG at all.

Won't we lose our jobs?

Actually, it's really not our programmer.

Because of these requirements of users.

You never know what happened.

Let me give you an analogy.

You will understand.

What are the requirements faced by programmers?

For example, I sell hamburgers.

Ordinary users are

Come on! Give me a hamburger.

Is this right?

But someone came up.

Come on! Give me 20 thousand Chinese hamburger

This is memory overload.

in other words

Come on! Give me 1.635 Chinese hamburger.

This is the so-called insufficient machining accuracy.

Some people go further.

Come on, give me two.

One doesn't want meat and the other doesn't want steamed buns.

Then I can only show it to Lanping directly.

correct

The most incredible thing is.

You sell China hamburgers, right?

Yes!

I don't want to eat China hamburgers.

Give me a dog.

The whole booth collapsed.

This is why we write bugs every day.

Do you know that?/You know what?