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Tucao programmer: This is why we write bugs every day.
The following is the programmer's first-person spit content:
It can be said that most programmers have been asked this way.
Can you write a better program?
Can we not have so many bugs?
Friends! Really not!
There is no BUG at all.
Won't we lose our jobs?
Actually, it's really not our programmer.
Because of these requirements of users.
You never know what happened.
Let me give you an analogy.
You will understand.
What are the requirements faced by programmers?
For example, I sell hamburgers.
Ordinary users are
Come on! Give me a hamburger.
Is this right?
But someone came up.
Come on! Give me 20 thousand Chinese hamburger
This is memory overload.
in other words
Come on! Give me 1.635 Chinese hamburger.
This is the so-called insufficient machining accuracy.
Some people go further.
Come on, give me two.
One doesn't want meat and the other doesn't want steamed buns.
Then I can only show it to Lanping directly.
correct
The most incredible thing is.
You sell China hamburgers, right?
Yes!
I don't want to eat China hamburgers.
Give me a dog.
The whole booth collapsed.
This is why we write bugs every day.
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