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My friend is in a bad mood, how can I make him happy? I would like to ask for some jokes. Thank you!

Tell him a joke

This is pretty good! You can tell him.

Zhang San opened a wonton shop and always deducted money from others. A poor rickshaw driver tried to make him happy.

"Shopkeeper, how much does a bowl of these wontons cost?"

"A dime!"

"Where's the soup?"

"Soup is free, and I never said anyone would pay for soup!" Zhang San seemed really generous.

"Bring me a bowl of soup!" The coachman finished the soup, wiped his mouth, and left.

Zhang San was very angry: "Next time, I have to show him how awesome he is!"

The next day, the coachman came again: "Shopkeeper, how much are these wontons?" A bowl?"

"A dime!"

"Soup?"

"A dime"

The driver said: "Here comes a bowl of wontons!"

Zhang San was secretly pleased with himself. The driver took the bowl and used chopsticks to eat the wontons. He then handed over the remaining bowl of soup:

"I If you return this bowl of soup, you still have to pay me five dollars!”

“Ah!” Zhang San opened his eyes and was speechless