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During the Spring and Autumn Period, when the vassal states were fighting each other, were there any funny things?

There are so many funny things, I will dedicate one today. The heroine's name is Xi Gui, one of the four beauties in the Spring and Autumn Period. She was originally the princess of Chen State, the daughter of Duke Chen Zhuang. Later, she married the king of Xi State as his wife, so she was called Xi Gui or Mrs. Xi. She was a native of Huaiyang, Zhoukou City, Henan Province. Xi Gui was born with an extraordinary appearance, her eyes were like autumn water, and her face was like a peach blossom, so later generations also called her Mrs. Peach Blossom. Xiguo and Caiguo were neighbors, and the king of Caiguo was originally Xi Gui's brother-in-law. The king of Xiguo refused to agree, and in anger, he united with Chu and arrested Marquis Cai. Unexpectedly, the King of Chu was also a lecherous master. After standing up for the king of Xi State, he unjustly snatched Xi Gui away. Xihou was so depressed that he died. This depressed is not an adjective, it is really depressed, that is, he died. . Xiguo perished from then on. You said it was funny but not funny. Mrs. Xi was a woman, and three princes were in trouble. She also indirectly killed two princes, and one of them destroyed the country.