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8. I am so determined that I can’t even bite my teeth! I laugh so much that I don’t know what it feels like to be sad! The road has gone so far that I don’t know where the end is! My hair is so white that I am drunk with happiness. !The love is so deep that it doesn’t even matter if we vow to each other!

9. There is some reluctance, because I don’t want to tell you the misfortunes I have experienced, and I dare not ask you for love. I just want to cater to the gentle eyes, Looking at each other silently with you, happiness and warmth flow in my heart.

10. Once upon a time, my heart would beat excitedly for a person. I once vowed not to listen to a single word from this person. I once felt so soft-hearted that I wanted to kneel down to someone. I once believed that I had the ability to love someone. , once had a heart as cold as a stone and indestructible.

11. Once I stared at your face, wanting to keep your smile even for a moment; then I looked at your back, wanting to keep the sweetness of your youth even for a moment; now I look back Looking at the past, I want to forget you until forever!

12. Don’t forget what you once had, cherish what you have received, and don’t give up what belongs to you. In the world of love, no one is sorry to anyone. , only those who do not know how to cherish others, I wish you a good mood every day!

13. If giving up is a mistake, then why did you dig so hard in the first place? You left silently, but left me with countless thoughts. Space, you are so beautiful, let me be intoxicated by you, choose to let go for you and love, and bless you forever!

14. I am hurt when I fall in love with you! I am completely sad when I leave you. Hurt! I can’t bear to look at you every time, because I’m afraid I won’t find the direction in your eyes and get lost in your heart!

15. Baiyun never promises to the sky whether to stay or stay, but stays with me day and night. ;The scenery never tells the eyes about eternity but is always beautiful; the stars never promise light to the night but shines hard; I never tell you that I miss you, but I still care about you forever!

16. Full and gorgeous Balloons may have three different fates: they float into the air and disappear without a trace; they burst suddenly and are irreversible; they exist quietly and then slowly shrink. The same is true for a full and gorgeous life. Sad quotes for women after divorce. Sad quotes for women after divorce

1. Send a blank death certificate on your birthday. When you get married, you will get two blank divorce certificates. You can give gifts like this. What a good friend.

2. When a middle-aged and divorced man proposes marriage, say no; when the man who has betrayed you wants to turn back, say no; when the man you have betrayed asks you to turn back, say no. Now that we've reached this point, let's not give in.

3. No one can take away time, but time can take away anyone.

4. They never seemed to say a formal farewell. And every time it's different.

5. Married people should not divorce lightly, and once divorced, do not expect to look back. Love or marriage, when you have it, you must cherish it. And when you really lose, you must learn to let go in time.

6. If you don’t love me, please let go

7. Women who don’t value marriage have a marriage problem, and women who value marriage too much have a marriage problem.

8. Man: Wife, what about your work? Woman: I will work hard to find a job and be your strong backing. Man: She is such a good wife to me. Woman: Husband, where is my laptop?

9. Divorce is also convenient in Las Vegas. Everyone queues up to get divorced in their cars, so that if you slow down, the people behind you won’t want to: hurry up, hurry up! Don't you want people to get divorced? After Lao Yu went there, his eyes lit up: It was so convenient! It’s so convenient! .

10. Divorce is now commonplace, just like sweating when my mother was young. Because her family's financial resources were limited and she wanted to look good, she spent the whole day taking apart the sweater and retying it, wearing it for two days and then taking it apart again. Now that everyone's economic conditions have improved, there is no need to take apart sweaters to play, but we are busy taking apart families to play.

11. I refuse to repent, I never forget, I know myself well, and I hurt myself secretly. These are all because I am the real me.

12. In the past, breaking up was a difficult and painful thing; but now, breaking up has become a profitable industry. Currently, divorce sympathy cards, CDs, books, and websites are available.

13. There are not so many romantic things in marriage. Let’s be realistic. There is still firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea in life! Can we not live by romance every day?

14. There is something about you. It’s not that I don’t know, it’s just that I don’t want to say it. No matter what happens, as long as I don't see it, I won't care about it.

15. It is better to be a rich man yourself than to marry a rich man. A woman can only gain true security when she is independent both personally and financially.

16. If you marry in a hurry, you are willing to risk becoming an unfortunate person.

17. Not everyone will bully you like that, not because they love you.

18. Which is more important, face or husband or wife? We all understand the truth, but in real life we ??all seem to impulsively choose that face is important. Don’t lose your happiness because of face. It’s not worth it.

19. You are really rich! People say that if you do it again and again, you can’t do it again and again. It’s the fourth time, and there’s probably no way to save it. At that time, you don’t know how many years have passed, so your conclusion is: no matter what, you will not get divorced.

20. People will always grow old. I hope that you will still be by my side.

21. The failure of a marriage is a devastating disaster for a family. Komunir Nasuf

22. A happy marriage requires not only the exchange of ideas, but also the exchange of feelings. Keeping feelings in your own heart will push your wife out of your life.

23. Whether it is a naked marriage with nothing but poverty, or a rich marriage with fine clothes and fine food, happiness is the eternal tone and pursuit.

24. If you don’t get divorced, you have to learn to entertain yourself. Waiting for this man to treat you well will probably be useless. You can go to the gym by yourself and have dinner with your girlfriend. Spend more money on your man, it can usually cure all ailments.

25. You woman, just take care of yourself! Why are you trying to live other people's lives? If other people’s girlfriends are tall, short, fat or thin, it’s none of your business what temper they have! How others live their lives has nothing to do with you! Tell him that his girlfriend is not good and you have to take her place! Instead, it’s also a side room! Be a non-instigative person! Others love others and are happy!

26. Divorced! (With a shameless villain) Home is still there! My son is still here! Isn't this kind of result the best for a woman?

27. Divorce has a hundred advantages, but one disadvantage is that it feels like everything has been wasted; being single has a hundred advantages, but one disadvantage is that you don’t have anything in your heart. Declined.

28. How smart I am, I immediately planned a fake divorce with my wife. If you are reluctant to part with your capital, you cannot compete with Lao Wang. If you are reluctant to part with your wife, you cannot exchange for a house.

29. I never give anyone any advice on religious and marital matters. Because I neither want anyone to suffer in this life nor myself to be accused in the next. Inchesterfield

30. A happy marriage requires not only the exchange of ideas, but also the exchange of feelings. Keeping feelings in your own heart will push your wife out of your life.

31. A man who does not want property during divorce must not be a good man; a woman who does not want property during divorce must be a good woman.

32. Every night, he would control my computer remotely and shut it down for me personally because he was afraid that I would secretly play on the computer and not sleep properly.

33. Neither of us are casual people. How come we become casual when we get together?

34. For marriages without children, divorce is often the right way to solve the problem, even if both parties are of good character. Mei Luo

35. If a man comes to accompany his wife, his friends will laugh at him. Do you want to see me look cowardly?

36. The dream is gone, the heart is broken, and you are just preparing to leave.

37. One day, I will forget you. I am not looking forward to it, nor do I feel lost. I just know that one day.

38. Leave, let things become simpler, people become kind, like children, we start again.

39. At the same time, many singles use divorce to find new boyfriends or girlfriends, while their original families have been fragmented.

40. The regulations on the division of property between husband and wife and the financial obligations of both parties after divorce are also very different from country to country.

41. Marriage cannot be maintained with love alone, but also with full trust and understanding.

42. Marriage does not require great love. Not hating each other is enough for marriage.

43. Faced with a sick marriage, we can neither act out of impulse, nor just seek temporary pleasure and divorce easily, nor can we just swallow our anger, bear the humiliation and let ourselves live in pain. The best way is Try to heal and repair first.

44. The reason for marriage is a phone call, and the reason for divorce is a short circuit.

45. Don’t worry about not being able to get married, and don’t get married hastily because you are older. It is better to worry about not being able to get married than to worry about your husband cheating and getting divorced, or your mistress grabbing your property. Worrying about not being able to get married is just worry. If you are in a good mood, you can still live your life as before. If your husband really wants a divorce, that will be real trouble.

46. Marriage is a consolidated statement, lovers are accounts payable, children are other payables, life is a going concern, quarrels are bad debt provisions, fights are business losses, divorce is bankruptcy liquidation, and remarriage is asset restructuring. .

47. The most important foundation of marriage is mutual love, appreciation, trust and emotional integration, as well as the shared commitment to responsibilities and obligations. Marriage is the starting point for both parties to walk hand in hand on this basis. Entering the order of marriage means that you cannot escape, and you have to bear the responsibilities and obligations that you must bear.

48. Ive learned whats important in life. I have learned what is important in life. (V seems to be telling everyone that she has escaped from the haze of divorce)

49. Yang Er: Your dad and I are divorced, you have to accept the reality. Pili: Accept it. I was pronounced in absentia during the divorce. Now, while the three of us are here, I will hold a make-up farewell ceremony, pay respects to the remains, and then say goodbye to the past completely.

50. My partner is a chronic child and is still in the womb.

51. Do you think that man is sincerely living with you or just wants to have fun? If he wants to have fun, wait until he gets tired of playing and divorce you later. It doesn’t matter if it’s a boy, but it doesn’t matter if a girl divorces you. When you get married at an older age, it’s hard to find one. Sad words after divorce

Sad words after divorce

1. Getting together is fate, and separation is separation; , combined and divided, this is life.

2. What is hard to find is congenial love, what is rare is close friendship, what is hard to distinguish is real family affection, what is hard to find is down-to-earth true love, what is uncomfortable is cold ruthlessness, what is unforgettable is Your happy expression.

3. When you can hold hands, please don’t just side by side. When you can hug, please don’t just hold hands. When you can be together, please don’t separate easily. If you have to separate, remember to be together. Always send text messages to keep in touch

4. You don’t know I’m thinking of you because you don’t love me. I know you don’t miss me but I still love you because I’m too stupid. Maybe sometimes, escaping is not because you are afraid of facing something, but because you are waiting for something.

5. People are human beings, and there is no need to deliberately behave; the world is the world, and there is no need to deal with it carefully; love is love, and you cannot be humble and beg for love; fate is fate, and you cannot go against it against your will; Friends, please let it be!

6. If there is one feeling that is the most uncomfortable in this world, it is the feeling of missing you. If the hardest thing to understand in the world is love, then the feeling of missing you is even harder to understand. Know that I am thinking you?

7. Time plays with the heartstrings of missing you and plays the various lingering feelings of loving you. No matter it is day or night, there has never been any change. It can withstand any form of experience. In the end, only eternity remains. of love.

8. When you are so determined, you can’t even bite your teeth! I don’t know what it feels like to laugh so much that I feel sad! The road has gone so far that I don’t even know where the end is! My hair is so white that I am drunk with happiness! The love is so deep that it doesn’t even matter if we vow to each other!

9. There is some reluctance, because I don’t want to tell you the misfortunes I have experienced, and I don’t dare to ask you for love. I just want to cater to the gentle eyes, and look at each other silently with you, with a warm flow of happiness. Flow in the heart.

10. Once upon a time, my heart would beat excitedly for a person. I once vowed not to listen to a single word from this person. I once felt so soft-hearted that I wanted to kneel down to someone. I once believed that I had the ability to love someone. , once had a heart as cold as a stone and indestructible.

11. Once I stared at your face, wanting to keep your smile even for a moment; then I looked at your back, wanting to keep the sweetness of your youth even for a moment; now I look back Thinking about the past, I want to forget you until forever!

12. Don’t forget what you once had, cherish what you have got, and don’t give up what belongs to you. In the world of love, no one is sorry to anyone, only those who don’t know how to cherish others, I wish you every day Have a good mood!

13. If giving up is a mistake, then why did you dig so hard in the first place? You left silently, but left me with countless spaces to miss you. You are so beautiful, making me intoxicated by you, and you. , choose to let go for love, and bless you forever!

14. Falling in love with you makes me hurt! Leaving you, I am completely hurt! I can't bear to look at you every time because I'm afraid that I won't be able to find the direction in your eyes and get lost in your heart!

15. The white clouds never promise to stay or stay with the sky but stay with them day and night; the scenery never tells the eyes about eternity but is always beautiful; the stars never promise light to the night but work hard to shine; I never promise you I pour out my thoughts, but I still care about you forever!

16. Full and gorgeous balloons may have three different fates: floating into the air and disappearing without a trace; bursting suddenly and irretrievably; existing quietly, then slowly shrinking, and living a full and gorgeous life , the same is true. Let me talk about my feelings after the divorce

1. I am fine, I just have one less person to urge me to sleep, to warm my hands, to cry with me, to make me fuss with me.

2. When I was a child, I played house. You were the father and I was the mother, forming a family. When you grow up, you no longer play house. You are still the father and I am the mother, forming separate families. Got home.

3. When you can hold hands, please don’t just side by side. When you can hug, please don’t just hold hands. When you can be together, please don’t separate easily. If you have to separate, remember to be together. Always send text messages to keep in touch

4. Those who are married should not talk about divorce lightly, and once divorced, do not expect to look back. Love or marriage, when you have it, you must cherish it. And when you really lose, you must learn to let go in time.

5. Books will always be finished, movies will end, time will eventually take away everything, and it is not difficult to forget everything.

6. How loud do you have to laugh to let you know that I am doing fine without you.

7. I have forgotten you for a long enough time that I have forgotten why I wanted to forget you in the first place.

8. I have seen through his heart, which is full of movies about him and her.

9. Those who have no money raise pigs, and those who have money raise dogs. Those who have no money want to get married, and those who have money want to get divorced. A poor wife and secretary, a rich secretary and wife.

10. Before deciding to divorce, there is a long, painful and difficult process of thinking about the reasons, that is, the process of comprehensively providing basis for one's decision from the perspective of personal needs, interests, insights and values.

11. A woman marries in order to survive. In essence, she is no different from a prostitute. It is just a wholesale and retail relationship.

12. Divorce has a hundred advantages, but one disadvantage is that it feels like everything has been wasted; being single has a hundred advantages, but one disadvantage is that there is no happiness in your heart. In decline.

13. Time plays with the heartstrings of missing you and plays the various lingering feelings of loving you. No matter it is day or night, there has never been any change. It can withstand any form of experience. In the end, only Forever love.

14. I remember it was so good that I even thought of the names of my future children.

15. Later, he got the kingdom he wanted, and there was no shortage of beauties around him, but he became more and more cold and cruel, just because he lost his most beautiful woman while fighting for the kingdom. Love woman.

16. From now on, you are as beautiful as a flower by my side, but I am only left with the passing years to travel around.

17. You and I are one step away; I can neither step forward to accompany you nor step back to regain the fulcrum of a friend. I can only look at you quietly. , silently bless you.

18. When you can’t let go, think about how he let you go.

19. If there is one feeling that is the most uncomfortable in this world, it is the feeling of missing you. If the hardest thing to understand in the world is love, then the feeling of missing you is even harder to understand. Knowing that I am here Miss you?

20. If giving up is a mistake, then why did you dig so hard in the first place? You left silently, but left me with countless spaces to miss you. You are so beautiful, and I am intoxicated by you. You choose to let go for love, and I wish you eternal blessings!

21. Full and gorgeous balloons may have three different fates: floating into the air and disappearing in the end; bursting suddenly and irretrievably; existing quietly, and then slowly shrinking, full and gorgeous The same is true for life.

22. Married people should not divorce lightly, and once divorced, do not expect to look back. Love or marriage, when you have it, you must cherish it. And when you really lose, you must learn to let go in time. Remarrying after divorce is the most unforgivable and stupid mistake in life.

23. I will use the best of my youth to love you, and I will spend the rest of my life forgetting you.

24. Later, I finally understood through tears that some people will no longer be there once they are missed.

25. The legal age for marriage for men is years, and the legal age for soldiering is years. This shows that women are more difficult to deal with than the enemy.

26. What is hard to find is congenial love, what is rare is close friendship, what is hard to separate is real family affection, what is hard to find is down-to-earth true love, what is uncomfortable is cold ruthlessness, and it is unforgettable. The most beautiful thing is your happy expression.

27. People are human beings, and there is no need to deliberately act like a human being; the world is the world, and there is no need to deal with it carefully; love is love, and cannot be humbled to ask for love; fate is fate, and cannot be violated against one's heart. Fate; friend, please let it go!

28. Smart people are all unmarried. It is difficult for married people to become smart again.

29. You only saw me turning around silently at the end, calm and calm, but you didn’t see that I couldn’t eat or sleep because of your departure, and I woke up in the middle of the night and shouted Say your name, and then tell yourself that everything is over.

Thirty. Divorce is not allowed in Ireland, but you can choose to have a marriage period of up to 20 years. If it expires and is not renewed, you will be divorced automatically. However, the shorter the period, the higher the fee. The annual registration fee is equivalent to more than 10,000 yuan. Just yuan. Choosing a year means that you don't understand marriage yet, so I will give you a thick marriage book to learn from, while choosing a year only has a piece of paper with a short message: I wish you a long life. How many years will you choose to marry?