Greeting customers during the Spring Festival is funny.

Greeting customers during the Spring Festival is funny.

Wish customers a funny New Year. If an enterprise wants to develop in the long run, it must be inseparable from customers. If it wants to develop, it must learn to find customers. The new year is coming. Are you ready to greet your customers? Next, I'll share a few jokes wishing customers a happy New Year.

Happy new year to customers. Smile at night and have a good sleep. Laugh all day in the morning. Laughing after work, the house is full of joy and excitement. Laugh when you are sad and forget all your troubles. May you always smile and have a happy new year!

2, everything may fade out-in this special festival, only your image is clear in front of my eyes; Everything will be an anecdote-on this special day, only your concern makes me excited; Everything may be a smoke cloud-at this special moment, only your blessing makes my heart beat!

3. Ambush on all sides is ambition, determination to burn one's bridges, loyalty to Zhao, humility to make snow, painstaking efforts to rest on one's laurels, confidence of fools to move mountains, determination to cut off ropes, perseverance to fill the sea, and eight hearts to achieve great things. Don't worry, my friend. Happy spring festival!

4. Happy New Year. May your fame surpass Notre Dame, your wealth dare to be the mother of Bill Gates, your heroism surpass Saddam Hussein, and your handsome enough to catch up with Beckham. You are an international superman!

5, Chinese New Year, I hope you receive gifts and red envelopes every day, win money at cards like a mountain, newcomers love you like bean bags, set off firecrackers all over the street, and say hello to everyone, rubbing hemp is not afraid of the police knowing! Good luck!

6. The Spring Festival is coming. It's too expensive to buy you a Mercedes. It is a waste to invite you to travel abroad. Inviting you to eat in the sea will hurt your stomach. Sending you a rose and giving you a kiss is all a misunderstanding! I have to send a message wishing happiness and benefits.

With the coming of the new year, I hope you are a leisurely mouse, a strong cow, a tiger, a good rabbit, a noble dragon, an auspicious snake, a swift horse, a gentle sheep, a clever monkey, a diligent chicken, a loyal dog and a happy pig!

I really want to dial your number and listen to your nonsense. Unfortunately, you have too much money. Fortunately, text messages can be replied. Send a warm message to a fool. I hope I won't make him angry, let alone choose to commit suicide heroically.

9. When the New Year comes, I wish you: a new beginning, a new beginning; Good luck every year, peace every year; Rich and auspicious wealth; Happiness, well-being and happiness are more than enough; Bamboo holds peace, and Five Blessingg is full of doors; Happy new year!

10, the new year is coming, do you miss me? If you miss me, press it again. Do you miss me very much? I didn't press it until I said I wanted to. Press it again! I didn't expect you to think of me like this. I'm so touched! Press again! Tears filled my eyes.

1 1, four blessings: book a new year's eve dinner, go out to stop a taxi, visit at home to get lucky money, and have a holiday until the fifteenth day of the first month; I wish you success in your official career and rolling in financial resources; Family, friendship, love and happiness!

12, send you a Spring Festival food. Ingredients: I really miss happiness; Special nutrition: warmth and happiness; Manufacturer: Your friend; Validity: life. I wish you all the best and a happy family!

13, send you a blessing bomb, may it bloom the spark of your crazy love for a year, brilliant fireworks, brilliant fireworks, sweet and auspicious flowers! I wish you a happy new year and all the best!

14, as the saying goes: a year's plan lies in spring. Tell you a secret of getting rich in the new year: regardless of the old chicken, seize the opportunity; Both sheep and goats should be stolen.

15, Spring Festival. I'm afraid my blessing is not as strong as Hummer, Mercedes-Benz, BMW and Audi, so I wish you a happy New Year in advance.

16, there is a sentence that I have never dared to say to you, but I won't have a chance if I don't say it during the New Year: You are so annoying-(please) people like it, and you can't stand it (disgusting)! Finally, add a sentence-Happy New Year!

17, solemnly declare: this message has never been forwarded, and the original packaging has never been seen. There are similarities, which are purely coincidental. Happy new year!

18, I wish you a fresh mood every day, no resentment, sweet flow and growing love; I wish all your wishes can be realized smoothly, happiness will remain in your heart forever, and troubles will be blasted by firecrackers! Happy new year!

19, the snow is long in the new year, and the world is new everywhere! Happy Spring Festival and Happy New Year! Say goodbye to the old and welcome the new. With sincere wishes, I would like to express my thoughts on the occasion of the Spring Festival. Happy Spring Festival and Happy New Year!

20, a pound of peanuts and two pounds of dates, good luck often runs with you; Three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good luck and you are not separated; Five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, money rolls into your pocket; Seven pounds of grapes and eight pounds of oranges, may you get what you want; Nine catties of mango and ten catties of melon, I wish you a happy New Year.

I wish my customers a happy Spring Festival 2 1, knowing each other depends on fate, knowing each other depends on sincerity, and a true' friend will always care no matter where he is, I wish you a happy new year!

2, thinking about the fate of a year, blessing auspicious words thank you, friends and a group of friends get together, talking and laughing, God bless us all, get rich, good luck in XX.

The new year's campaign to help the poor has begun. If you are a family with poor sleep, you will be rewarded for staying up late. If it is a poor household lacking money, reward a free delivery card; If you are a depressed poor household, you will get overwhelming blessings: Happy New Year!

4. In the perfect performance, what you see is your efforts and sweat; In the past year, what is unforgettable is your selflessness? Out; In the future, I will create wonderful things with you! Thank you for your contribution to the great melting pot of the company. I wish you good health and all the best in the new year!

5, friends are always heart-to-heart, and intimate friends are worth thousands of dollars; Think of good friends under the light, and small messages convey good news; Look at friends, news and people, and always remember friends' hearts. Happy spring festival!

6. If you can shine sunshine, whose heart would you like to warm? If you can blow the spring breeze, whose smile do you want to spread? Who do you miss this holiday? No matter how things change, I wish you every success. Happy Year of the Rabbit!

7. New Year's Day weather forecast: RMB will be issued in the evening, there will be checks and some gold nuggets in the northwest, and some dollars will be converted into euros in the middle of the night. Please take your helmet and sack and get ready to get rich! I wish you a happy New Year's withdrawal!

8. New Year Gospel of the Lord Jesus: Be kind to others, be kind to the person who sends you text messages, often invite him to dinner, often buy him gifts, and give him all your sinful money. Jesus loves you! Amen!

9. The sky is decorated with stars, the ground is paved with silver frost avenue, and the streets and alleys are decorated with neon feasts for you. Thousands of miles of information invites you to participate in the New Year's Day. The stars in the sky are behind you, and the snowflakes on the ground escort you. I wish you a happy New Year's Day.

10, it's New Year, and I made you a couplet! The first part: I am bitter for you, tired for you and shed tears for you. Bottom line: crazy for you, crazy for you, hitting the wall for you. Horizontal batch: related to the position.

1 1. During the Spring Festival, you will blow money, rain money, hail gold and silver, freeze diamonds, grow jade trees, hang pearl cream and bear agate fruits. Be careful! Happy spring festival!

12, the new year is coming. I wish you smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three sheep bloom in Thailand, peace in the four seasons, five blessings, the June 6th Universiade, seven stars shine high, money comes from all directions, and the year of 1999 is concentric and perfect.

13, I wish you a harmonious family and a happy new year in the new year; A happy life, a safe life; Full of energy every day, full of joy every month; Every year, the financial resources are rolling, and every year is peaceful and peaceful! Happy new year!

14, Spring Festival, you want to live beyond the well-off, always stay happy and healthy, strong as steel, sweet in pairs, and the sauce, garlic, onion and ginger will never leave you, and it will be fragrant as soon as you eat it.

15, now, good luck spreads the troubled days, the lonely earth grins, the flood of happiness rushes in, the fog of health will not spread, and the lucky olive branch spreads money. The new year is coming, I wish you good luck and happiness!

16. At the end of the year, the Year of the Rooster is approaching. I bring dragons to celebrate the New Year: happy dragons play with you, docile dragons sweep away your troubles, auspicious dragons send you a bumper harvest, and colorful dragons light up a better life for you. I wish you good luck in the Year of the Loong!

17, who is the hottest in Chinese New Year? Faster than Liu Xiang, straighter than Yao Ming, more handsome than Tian Liang, richer than Wuzi, and more beautiful than his girlfriend. Who else is reading the message?

18. Happiness Railway Bureau recently informed that the New Year's Day high-speed rail will be officially opened on XX. At that time, a group of tourists will be taken to The Terminal, and the station will be healthy, smooth, happy and lucky. With this electronic ticket, you can enter the boarding gate to verify boarding. Please take good care of it and wish you a happy new year!

19. Yesterday, I dreamed of you. The sky is clear and the sun is shining. You stand by the blue sea. I stabbed you with a stick: hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard. Happy new year!

20. If you don't accept gifts for the New Year this year, you can give them as you like. I don't mind 10 yuan and 8 yuan. I don't care1800000. Life is really tight. I can send text messages at any time. Happy New Year!

It's funny to greet customers in the New Year. There's a sentence that I have never dared to say to you, but I won't have a chance if I don't say it in the New Year: you are so annoying-(please) people like it, but you can't stand it (disgusting)! Finally, add a sentence-Happy New Year!

2. Don't move. Put your hands up, those you know stand on the left, those you don't know stand on the right, and those who want to laugh stand in the middle. Say you! Put down your mobile phone, put your hands against the wall and listen to me carefully: Happy New Year to you. I didn't meet you on New Year's Eve, I didn't have an appointment for midnight snack and morning tea, and I didn't accompany you after the holiday. There is no chance to meet and reunite for the time being, and I miss my dreams infinitely.

Make a beautiful wish, wish you a happy new year, send you a beautiful feeling, wish you all the best in the coming year, send you a beautiful gift and wish you a sweet smile.

Long time no see, I miss you very much. In this warm day, I often think of the years in * * *. Happy New Year! May all your wishes come true!

If you are alone now, I wish you a happy new year. If it's two people, it's also a happy new year; If it is a group, please tell me where you are.

6. I really want to dial your number and listen to your nonsense. Unfortunately, you have too much money. Fortunately, text messages can be replied. Send a warm message to a fool. I hope I won't make him angry, let alone choose to commit suicide heroically.

7, a pound of peanuts and two pounds of dates, good luck often runs with you; Three pounds of apples and four pounds of pears, good luck and you are not separated; Five pounds of oranges and six pounds of bananas, money rolls into your pocket; Seven pounds of grapes and eight pounds of oranges, may you get what you want; Nine catties of mango and ten catties of melon, may you blossom and bear fruit in the Year of Rabbit.

8. Sincere wishes for the warmth of instant-boiled mutton, the enthusiasm of boiled fish, the delicacy of boiled shrimp, the sweetness of old meat, the width of noodles and the width of bread. I wish you a happy New Year!

9. Wandering in a foreign land, I can't go home for the New Year. What did Qianfu say? Send your thoughts by SMS! The rice and wine in my hometown are fragrant, and jiaozi is spicy. Pray for a well-off home and a happy life for a hundred years!

10, Chinese New Year, eat a big meal; Drink less and eat more vegetables; Out of reach, stand up; Some people respect, some people play tricks; Can't eat, bring it back!

1 1, I wish you a happy new year, bright future, good luck, prosperous fortune, happy family, successful career, happiness as the East China Sea and long life as the South Mountain! The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. Happy new year, always in a good mood!

12 Please open the window, let the Spring Festival wind blow into your house, let the Spring Festival snow fly into your house, and let my Spring Festival wishes float into your heart.