Philosophical humorous phrases

1, I can give you enough face or slap your mouth.

Give me your bank account number, and I'll pay you back now-I was deeply moved after receiving this short message.

Many things have been popular in school, but only plagiarism is immortal.

4. If God didn't make it beautiful, then I would love you enough to break God's heart.

5, cowardice, will only get the humble sympathy of others.

Deng Chao told us that the most dangerous place turned out to be the most dangerous place.

7. You don't have to work hard, but nothing is work; You don't have to feel virtuous, but complaining is virtuous.

8. From now on, I no longer expect anything, but cherish what I have.

9. Girls can be divided into three types according to their looks: one is from heaven, the other is from folk, and the other is from the underworld.

10, the oath turned into a lie, and my heart was torn to pieces by you.

1 1, don't ask how the sun is so beautiful today, and don't look at who gives the light.

12, I want to know if it's a talk posted by others or if it's found online. It's simple. Copy the mouse and search again.

13, I am me, fireworks of different colors, I have the right to be emotional, not to live for you!

14, one's efforts are additive effects; The effort of a team is the multiplication effect.

15, love your country and your sister, and guard against thieves.

16. Shout Sister Ping, I love you. It's no problem to keep healthy.

17, no matter how well dressed, a brick fell off.

18, I can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

19, you are the wind, I am the sand, lingering into a sandstorm.

20. I just want to hear you say: Baby, I can't live without you.

2 1, young and ignorant, I thought it was no big deal to lose two days in February.

22. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

23. I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my amazing appearance really can't be quiet.

24. Try not to make noise when you can start work and try not to leave anyone alive when you can die.

25. In the next life, if I want to be surnamed Xia, please call me Xia. TM, I'll see which teacher dares to ask me questions.

The worst way to miss someone is to be seated by her side and know you'll never have her.

27, a woman looks beautiful, it is better to live wonderfully!

28. Life is like a summer flower, which warms the bitter struggle of a season and calms the fiery noise of that season.

29. Everyone who puts his hand in his pocket is actually lifting his trousers.

30. After several years, you are still you, and I am no longer a simple me.

3 1, pear blossoms, spring brings rain, pear flower falls, spring comes into the mud, and this life is only for one person. It is said that his king is also infatuated, but it is a gift, not a hidden one. Long hatred is an eternal mystery.

32. A short ghost story: Make up your homework tonight.

33. It's not that I don't feel bad, I don't regret it, I just don't have time to hug again.

34. If something goes wrong, find the reason from yourself. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when TM is constipated.

35. My deskmate's legs are short and ugly, so I don't want to go to school.

36. The three ugliest women in women's eyes are rivals of good sisters, current girlfriends of ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends of current boyfriends.

37. If I don't marry and you don't marry in ten years, then we will be miserable, really miserable.

38. You are the person I miss day and night.

39. People who yearn for the sky are lonely.

40. If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

4 1, don't be a bad guy, waste your sneaky eyes.

42. You said you. Not daring, not small-faced! Why do you have to use yourself to verify a truth?

43. The pigs laughed. Why do you still have a bitter gourd face?

44. After all, the mother-in-law is feminine and the woman is an aunt.

45, * * * the past reality, the evil species left behind is called memory.

46. Go to the movies with male tickets at the weekend and help recommend some male tickets.

47. The mosquito was really angry after biting you, but what was even more angry was that it bit you, but you couldn't find it.

48. Cute selling and loving is not a crime. Ugly selling and cute is heartbreaking! Handsome men are perfect for coolness, and obscene for coolness. Hit him!

49. The more I care about you, the more I am afraid that you don't care about me crying. The more I care about you, the more I am afraid that you will leave. Don't say I love you. I would rather go with you without an oath.

50. Only music can bear all the sadness.

5 1, Qianlong and Washington actually died in the same year, and they always feel that they are not people of the same era.

52. Everyone says what they say. I read the medical records. I can't even imagine a doctor.

You can burn me to death with a cup of boiling water or cold me with a cup of ice water, but you can't consume me with a cup of warm water. I want black and white, clean and tidy.

54. There will always be a man willing to do everything for me.

55. I heard that watching martial arts movies can help you lose weight, because people often say that you are going to die!

56. Sister, you are my brother. I will take off my pants.

57. Did anyone collect the passing scenery for you?

58. I finally understand what love is. Not that I can continue to love, but that I once loved.

59. I am a very traditional person and have always supported three wives and four concubines.

60. I am dead, and the only thing I can't worry about is my QQ.

6 1, the original oath of the story was drawn up by us. You just need to read it with me.

62. I am not a strong person, but I know that I should be strong when I should be strong.

63. It's windy outside. what can I do for you?

64. There are always friends around you who are like friends but not friends, and friends who are like dogs and not dogs.

65. I must live like a man, or I will be embarrassed to see jokes behind my back.

66. The universe is unimaginable. The earth is just a dust in the universe. Why should I suffer for losing a dime?

67. "I don't care about appearance." Who wants to say it again? I really want to hit him with a brick.

68, heartless, can live a hundred years old. Have a clear conscience and never get tired of life.

69. I'm waiting for your attention. It's closed.

70. Don't say anything nice to me. I know you are not a good person.

7 1, these days, beautiful people say they are not beautiful, and those who are not beautiful say they are beautiful. This will be like this!

72. I am willing to drift with you with nothing.

To tell the truth, I don't like you at all. I look fine, but I do some dirty things.

It's good of you to leave, otherwise you would have been worried that you would stay for dinner.

75. Love doesn't have so many excuses. (next88) If it is not perfect, it only means that love is not enough.

76. It was sad when * * * died because they had no eggs.

77. Everyone is a flea in a one-way street, and everyone converts to his own religion.

It doesn't matter if your brain is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

79. Where is it safe in such a chaotic world?

80. The cradle tells young life that life is calm and turbulent.

8 1, protect yourself and care for others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

82. When a man cares about you, he is willing to pay for you. When he doesn't care about you, he is more willing to pay for you.

83. Anyone who drinks this cup of love will get drunk.

84. Do your own push-ups and let others talk!

85, a sad for a long time, in the face of heavy rain, I walked alone, just like a clown on the stage, always smiling dog.

Don't despise me with your dog. I'm stronger than you think.

87. Life is a song, but I'm always out of tune.

I am a bird, I can't fly high, because the cage is too high!

89. Holidays are just another place to study, that's all.

After 90, when the hardware can also copy!

9 1, after so many years of English classes, I heard the most common sentence from my classmates: What does he want?

92. Being bored means having nothing to say and doing nothing! Loneliness is when you are bored, with headphones in your ears ... in a daze!

93. Finding your responsibility from each other's shortcomings is the best way to love each other.

94. In this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.

There are only two things in my life, 1. This can't be 2, and that can't be either.

96. Learning didn't kill me, but it made me want to die.

97. When we are together, everyone is very happy, and there are always times when we are not happy.

98. I was heartless, and a group of boys swarmed on me and asked me to cut my wrist.

99. When the emperor calls himself a "widow", he should call the empress dowager a "widow"!

100, self-esteem, but not narcissism; Confident, but not arrogant.

10 1. If all the goals you set for yourself have been achieved, it means that your goals are not ambitious enough.

102, love is actually very simple Meet someone worthy and marry him.

103, girl, your tears are golden beans, not everyone deserves them.

104 I like you best.

105, sometimes the wind blows the skirt, and one monk says the wind moves, and another monk says the skirt moves. I said, it's not the wind, but the skirt moves, and the color moves!

106, life without creation is not life, but living.

107, roll, roll, the car hit the wall until it turned the corner, and the big nose in the mouth knew it was dumped. It was too late.

108, people's life is not long. Although she may not be the last person to accompany you, she will at least accompany you through a road you have never walked!

109, bus congestion is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balancing various physical fitness events.

1 10, she is a widow, and I can't let her be a grass widow.

1 1 1. Every time you are mean to me, I think there is something wrong with you. I'm so cute, you can lose your temper and be speechless!

1 12, the most tiring thing in this world is to watch your heart break and have to stick it on yourself!

1 13, we are people who are delayed by time, bit by bit beyond recognition.

1 14. I knew it was so difficult to find a girlfriend, so I decided to kiss the doll.

1 15, I am not the richest actor, but I want to be the most caring actor.

1 16. If you admit that you made a mistake, you will prove that your life is a failure.

1 17, people hit love, cars hit a car accident, but cars always hit, but people always give way.

1 18, you have many sisters, and you don't lack me, but I am the only one who is good to you!

1 19. Life is like a coffee table. Although it is not big, it is full of tragedy.

120, first love, goodbye infatuation, worrying all day, trying to win the heart, taking pains, trying to rush the heart, don't you understand my heart!