It is also ok to spoof a few hilarious jokes, such as the devil and the princess, depending on the speed.

In the zoo, a bull ran wildly and said to the cow who was still grazing leisurely: Run! The landlord is here! The cow said, what do I care if the landlord comes? The cow said in a hurry: the key is that the landlord likes bragging B best, and the cow runs wildly, asking the cow while running: the landlord likes bragging B best, what are you running for? The bull said helplessly: the landlord who got a thousand knives still likes to pull eggs!

Son: Dad, tell me a story.

Dad: OK. Once upon a time, there was a frog. ......

Son: No, I want to hear historical stories.

Dad: OK. In the Song Dynasty, there was a frog. ......

There is a woman who is so ugly that men avoid her for three points. A woman's greatest wish is to be kidnapped by traffickers, and then ... so, whenever night falls, she lingers on a sparsely populated country road, waiting for that moment.

Many things happen. Late that night, she was finally kidnapped by kidnappers and stuffed into the car. The kidnapper came to see the kidnapper leader with his "victory fruit", ready to ask for a reward. However, when the kidnapper saw the woman's appearance, he could not help cursing the kidnapper for his lack of vision and ordered him to let the woman off at once. The kidnapper told the woman to get off at the boss's order, but the woman didn't mean to get off at all. After a long stalemate, the kidnappers used threats, intimidation, beatings and other means to let the woman get off the bus, but the woman never gave in and just didn't get off the bus. When the kidnapper leader saw it, he shouted helplessly: "Forget it! Don't want the car! "

One day, Xiao Wang was watching TV with his wife. There is a report on TV: "... According to the survey, 70% of men want to have an extramarital affair ..."

Xiao Wang quickly explained to his wife, "I am there 30%!" "

As soon as the voice fell, the TV continued to report: "... and the other 30% want to have multiple extramarital affairs ..."

A farmer boasted that his manor was very big. He said, "If I drive around my manor, it will take a week."

A listener said sympathetically, "Yes, I once had a broken car like this."