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Farewell to Ni Kuang: Send Ni Jianghu Wesley to help justice Wu Jingmen.

Many people know that Ni Kuang is because of Wesley, but I'm not. I am because of Jin Yong. The complete works of Wesley have long been bought. At that time, he only cared about martial arts and didn't like science fiction, but he never watched it. Now, maybe it's time to read Wesley.

I have long heard that Jin Yong is on a business trip and asked Ni Kuang to continue writing Eight Dragons. Because Ni Kuang didn't like A Zi, when Master Jin came back, Ni Kuang punched: "Sorry, I wrote A Zi blind!" " "I don't like A Zi who loves to be a demon, so I'm a little happy to hear that Ni Kuang wrote her blind. Of course, when I finally saw Jin Yong's revision, A Zi cut out his eyes and gave them back to you, Tan Zhi. Then he jumped with Xiao Feng's body in his arms, which was tragic and decisive. I feel the same as Mr. Ni Kuang: I am impressed.

"I have written scripts for Zhang Che many times and novels for Jin Yong." This is a couplet written by Ni Kuang himself. He must be proud of these two things. He wrote a film adaptation of "Six Fingers on the Piano", which I saw a long time ago, but I didn't know it was him at that time. Jingwumen is more wonderful. I didn't know that Zhen Chen's story was completely made up by him. Later, I saw Zhang Che's one-armed knife, but I still didn't notice who the screenwriter was. It turns out that Ni Kuang wrote more than 400 screenwriters in his life, which is staggering. At the 20 12 Hong Kong Film Awards, Tsui Hark awarded him the "Lifetime Achievement Award", and Ni Kuang solemnly took out his pocket: "There is a manuscript." Then everyone waited for his long speech, but he only said 10: "Thank you, thank you for the meeting, thank you!" 400 screenwriters, 10 curtain call, Teacher Ni, thank you.

Then there was the rumor that he would write. It is said that he wrote serials for more than a dozen newspapers at the same time, hung a dozen notebooks on the wall, took one at hand, read several summaries of the current situation and began to write. You can write four or five thousand words at most in an hour! This kind of talent and ability can't be compared with boys all their lives. Ni Kuang is not tall.

As we all know, Jin Yong, Huang Jingsheng, Ni Kuang and Cai Lan are called the four great talents of Xiangjiang River. The last three sons once hosted a very knowledgeable TV program "Nothing to Prevent Tonight". It is said that the reason is that the three people often go to nightclubs to drink. When the three gifted scholars are drunk, they like to tell jokes and make jokes, which makes the beautiful women laugh wildly. Then the three of them suddenly realized: people come out to spend money for fun. How can we come out to spend money to amuse others? Then why don't we let the TV station produce wine and entertain ourselves! Leslie Cheung, Joey Wong, Brigitte Lin, many stars let down their guard and confide their true feelings in this program. I don't know whether it's the wine or the charm of the three gifted scholars.

A few days ago, I was watching my old friends in Cai Lan, and they told many interesting stories about Ni Kuang.

Ni Kuang, Cai Lan and Dong Mengni agreed to write a column together, but Ni Kuang suddenly changed her mind and stopped writing. Asked why, he replied, "My hands are stiff." Cai Lan lamented, "There are 1,001 reasons why Ni Kuang didn't write. Creative desire is related to sexual desire. I don't think it's just his stiff hands. Ha ha ha. " Hahaha!

Jiao Xiao and Ceng Jiang saw Ni Kuang from a distance in the street, so Jiao Xiao jumped out of the car, walked behind Ni Kuang and hugged him. Ni Kuang gave the woman such a hug from behind, scared out of her wits. She looked back and said, "I was scared to death. I thought it was a concubine. " Then shouted: "Fortunately, it is Ceng Jiang's concubine!" Cai Lan listened and sighed: "Ni Kuang's quick response made us bow down."

Ni Kuang wrote a letter to BU Shaofu, which read "Never leave home, never touch your lips". Cai Lan heard that he had given up drinking, so he was worried about calling to confirm the truth. Ni Kuang said with a smile, the letter is really written like this, just for the sake of neat sentences. Actually, the wine is imported, so you don't have to touch your lips. Last night, I was left in the street by Ceng Jiang and Jiao Xiao, so I reimbursed a bottle of good wine, and so on. Now Mr. Wang really doesn't drink. Alas, alas, alas

Ten years ago, my Twelve Banners won a prize in a martial arts competition and published a book, but the prize was not big. I bowed to the throne to the last seat. Sister Jade, the editor of the website, suddenly said excitedly to me that day: "Brother Wolf, Teacher Ni Kuang is reading your novel, saying that your writing is better than that of the top scholar. He asked me to tell you,' Write more and we will have a good story to read!' "Although I know that this is just a courtesy for Mr. Wang to encourage the younger generation, I am afraid that I will suddenly get the affirmation of my predecessors just after I left the Jianghu, and that kind of gratitude is hard to see.

Later, I heard that Brother Xiangzi's "Indulge in the Soul of the Sword", which won the prize together, was recommended by Teacher Ni Kuang as the preface, and I was envious. Just contact Brother Zhai of Zhonghua Bookstore in Hong Kong. If there is an opportunity to reprint my book Twelve Flags, can you ask Mr. Ni Kuang to preface it for me? Just think about it, just say it. I can't believe the reprint myself. Who knows it didn't take long for me to reprint the sample book and open it excitedly. I saw Mr. Ni Kuang's preface:

"This book was not seen on the website first, so this is a belated preface. This book is rich in plot, which has always been considered as the primary condition for martial arts to look good, so it looks good. Novel, beautiful enough! In addition, the writing skills of this book are unique and impressive. There are other articles before each chapter. It looks very interesting and chewy, which shows the beauty of the author's writing. "

That kind of excitement is unforgettable so far, even more exciting than learning about winning the prize and publishing a book. Teacher Wang's support and encouragement to the younger generation is obvious.

After Gu Long's death, Mr. Ni Kuang personally wrote an elegy: "Xiao Li's flying knife became a swan song, and Chu Liuxiang did not see the world." Pass it on as a story.

In 2002, Zhang Che died. At the funeral, James J.S.Wong wrote an elegiac couplet, "The mountain is natural and the one-armed tree is magnificent." Ni Kuang read it and promised, "You can write it when I die another day." But two years later, James ·J·s· Wang died. Ni Kuang shouted, "How dare you!"

Now that Ni Kuangxian is gone, who will write elegiac couplet for Mr.? Boy, dare to try to draw up a couplet:

Have a nice trip, Mr. Ni Kuang!

Note: Bini = above all else.

2022.7.5