Cantonese long joke

Three women went to the tea restaurant to sigh for afternoon tea. They ordered three old husbands' cakes, two cups of milk tea and a glass of frozen lemonade. Then, a waiter who can hardly speak Cantonese wrote it down and repeated it:' You chopped three husbands and got sick, two pulled firewood and one froze to death. Are you okay? "

Joke 2:

When I went to the teahouse for tea this morning, I met a new waitress and asked me in a little Cantonese: Did you have a thin brain and drank seven cups?

I stayed for a while, and I will come over tomorrow to ask if there is any tea.

He answered seriously: there are seven reds, seven greens, seven flowers, seven oolong goals, seven ... who don't know how to be meticulous.

I replied: Tieguanyin. Come with me. What snacks are there today?

Answer me seriously: there are horse pigeons, robe pigeons, horse-drawn pigeons and Zhong Youchuang. ...

As soon as I woke up, I immediately understood. Q: What kinds of bed training are there?

Tell me seriously: there are beef beds and pork beds. ....