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Attach two other articles:

One: Pupils understand the word "milk"

The teacher explained to the children that "milk" means "small". For example, "suckling pig" is a "little pig" and "squab" is a "little pigeon".

Teacher: Xiao Ming, please make a sentence with the word "milk".

Xiaoming: My family's economic conditions are not very good. I can only stand 40 square meters of breasts.

Teacher: (I'm dizzy) ... this won't work. Change it.

Xiaoming: I jump over a cleavage in front of my house every day when I go to school.

Teacher: ... no, change to another one.

Xiaoming: I want to explode my nipples.

The teacher really fainted. . . . . .

Secondly, another classic: beating bears.

Once upon a time, there was a young man in the mountains. His family is so poor that they can't even eat. He heard that there is a bear hunter in the mountainous area who can hunt several bears a year. He decided to learn to practice hunting bears. When he arrived at the hunter's house, the hunter was a little old man. He said that the unique skill of beating bears would not be circulated, so he told the young man to go back. The young man begged and said that there was really no food at home. If you don't help me, my family will starve. When the old hunter saw it, the young man was honest. "All right, take your apprentice." That's how young people learn from their teachers.

How to hit a bear? The old hunter began to speak. "In fact, beating a bear is very simple. In winter, you go to the mountains. When you find a big cave in the mountains, you shout: Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Woo ~ ~ ~ Woo ~ ~ ~ and you will hear Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ Woo ~ ~ ~ ~, you pick up your gun and hit it, and the bear will fall down. You go in and drag the bear out. The young man was very happy and asked, "Why? The old hunter said, "In winter, bears hibernate in caves. When you shout outside, the bear thinks it is a companion outside. When he is happy, he stands up in the hole. You can kill him when you shoot. "Hearing this, the young man makes sense! In a blink of an eye, winter has arrived, and young people are going to hunt bears. On the day of parting from the old hunter, he said to the old hunter, "Master, I'm going into the mountain, and I'm sure I'll hit a big bear." I will respect you when I come back. The old hunter was very happy and said, "well, you will succeed." Let's go! " "In this way, the young man went into the mountains alone.

Spring suddenly came, and the young man never returned to the old hunter's house. The old hunter thought, this boy is superficial and secretive. He hit the bear and ran away. It's really nothing It happened that one day, the old hunter saw the young man in the market. He was limping with a cane, his arm was broken and he was bandaged. When the old hunter saw him, he got angry: "You young man, you forgot me when you hit the bear?" What are you? ! "Unexpectedly, the young man was even more angry:" You bad old man, what did you teach me to break the law? "Look, I'm miserable." The old hunter looked at it and felt puzzled. He asked, "What happened to the bear-beating method I taught you? Tell me how you beat the bear. " The young man began to speak: "In winter, shall I take you into the mountains?" Found a big cave, so I called out to it, "Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~", I heard it calling: "Woo ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ "You shoot. "The young man said with a full face of regret," Shit, a train left from inside before I shot. . . . "