Funny words in life?

What are some funny words in life? Please enjoy what I have brought to you.

1*** Don't talk to me about starting school, which will hurt my feelings. The motherland has not been reunified, so I am not in the mood to study.

2*** Confucius said, "If you fight with bricks, you can shout according to your face, but you can't continue to shout. If you shout, you will shout to the death. If you don't die, you will win!"

3*** If you get a smart and wise wife, you will be happy; If you marry a frivolous bitch, you will become a philosopher.

4*** The most enjoyable way to make money: steal the lover of the leader, steal the mistress of the rich man, and cheat the honey of the celebrity. The happiest way to spend money: shopping is paid, consumption is guaranteed, and life depends on donations. I wish you happiness in making money and spending money.

5*** Crazy for money, bitter for money, and ruined for money! Buy a house, buy a car, and think about it every day in my dream! Friends wish you luck, your dreams come true, you can buy whatever you want and live happily forever.

6*** Making money is like a bottomless pit. You can't make enough money. Spending money is like running water, entering the ocean, never to return. Make money and expand the team. If you are a bachelor when you spend money, I wish you the possession of the God of Wealth, the star of wealth is shining high, and your wealth is soaring!

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8*** I have a small mind, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

9*** Marriage song is for myself. I have someone to get out of bed with me, someone to wash my clothes, someone to clear the table and chairs, someone to go shopping with me, willing to spend money. If you can do it all, come and throw the red line. I'll look for you in the crowd. Remember if you are the one!

1*** A woman always wants to change the man she likes. When he really changes, she doesn't like him anymore.

11*** Love in winter, blossom in spring, bear fruit in summer and mature in autumn.

12*** Part I: I sweat twice and work overtime three times in January, and I can't get into my salary. The bottom line: a wallet with six days of chic and seven ups and downs. Horizontal batch: it is not difficult to make money and spend money. I wish you make money easily, spend money happily, and earn both money and appearance!

13*** You can't be too fat, ugly can't scare the cow to death, you can't be too scared to listen to you with a bad temper, and you can't scare away mosquitoes and flies with a loud voice. The requirements are really not high, just about the same. Seek a wedding object and love forever.

14*** Daughter country attracts horses-wishful thinking

15*** One day I was on a bus with a friend, and he fell asleep on the way, so I woke him up because of snoring. He stood up and walked to the back door of the bus. I stopped him: What are you going to do? He said: Isn't it here? Get off the bus!

16*** If I had a candy, I would give it to you because I want you to be happy; If I have two sweets, we will each have one, and I think we will be happy together; If I had three sweets, I would give you two, because I hope you have more cavities than me!

17*** does not die in silence, but breaks out in silence.

when 18 * * * grows up, marry the Tang Priest as a husband, play if you can, and eat him if you can't.

19*** Meeting you is my destiny, really. * * * is a mask for you to confuse all beings, and your loneliness makes you mysterious. I just watched you coming to me, and then I heard your affectionate whisper: Want money or die?

2*** I will call your name. In the dark night, I feel that your name has never been so far away. Farther than any star, more sad than drizzle. Bajie, why did you raise the price again?

21*** I would like to become a thief, steal your true feelings, put them in my romantic heart, and fight all my life. Even if there is only a bowl of porridge, I will put it in your hand. It is not enough to love you in this life! Hey! Are you moved?

22*** "My wife lost her credit card!" "Then why don't you notify the bank quickly?" "Nothing, the thief spent much less money than my wife."

23*** On the way to Fanjing Mountain, Tongren, Guizhou, the slogan of a slaughterhouse reads: "Guide our slaughter work with * * *! "

24*** It is easy to make money by technology, but difficult to make money by coolies; It is easy to make money by wisdom, but difficult to make money by blindness. It is easy to spend money by yourself, but difficult to spend money by others; It is easy to spend money by hard work, but difficult to spend money by breaking the law. I wish you learn more skills and become a rich man, and don't live a poor man without effort.

25*** If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop your hand unbuttoning her clothes!

26*** This site has tens of thousands of beautiful women and handsome men resources, and it matches Yuanyang infinitely every year. Now, an online head station is set up, and all the beautiful women and handsome men can look at them one by one. As long as you can make a request, you are not afraid of finding the target. There are stewardesses in the sky, mermaids and sea monsters in the water, and all kinds of personnel, just waiting for you to seek.

27*** Since I turned into a piece of shit, no one dared to step on my head again.

28*** has time to learn Feng Shui, and occupying a good tomb after death can make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house before death.

29*** If you get married, marry someone else first, then marry me, take his savings, lead his sister and drive that BMW.

3*** Even if you are already taken, I will substitute flowers for trees.

31*** It used to be difficult for the sea to touch water, forever amber.

32*** I miss you very much every day ... I am happy and worry-free, I am really infatuated with you, I am worried about you, I have been sad, and I dare not change my mind. Don't be suspicious. I am very worried about writing it, and I am most afraid that you are unintentional.

33*** Back eye to eye, back hand in hand, back mouth to mouth; After working overtime every day, then refusing to work overtime, and then refusing to go to work; After the deposit, after the debt, after the big money!

34*** Time sneaks away from your fingers, and snowflakes fall with * * *. The bell of the New Year is fading away, but the heart of blessing is always by your side. Have you received this late blessing, which has always worried me?

35*** finally covered the world with a misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River. After the glory of China, it was just a scene, and the mountains and rivers were silent forever.

36*** The story of Meng Mu's three moves actually shows that she has a good son. If I were you, it would be useless to move a hundred times! Select

1*** one day. Best friend: "I have a small waist." I disdained: "That's a pig's waist." The best friend was unhappy and asked, "What waist are you?" Answer: "waist."

2*** The puppy's tail shakes, and the troubles and bad luck immediately flee; The kitten barked obediently and brought greetings and happy news; Birds tick to sing songs, making you smile and smile. I wish you: leisure and fun!

3*** I miss you so much! Oh, I accidentally sent it by mistake. I sent it anyway. If you accept it, save it. If you don't accept it, please send these four words back to me, thank you!

4*** You have joined the Beggars' Sect, and you are very well dressed.

5*** The sky is still calm, the birds have flown, and my heart is still waiting for you.

6*** Come back quickly, I can't fool you alone!

7 * * Valentine's Day "Chasing Love" route: Go to the Aegean Sea quickly, leave the "sad Pacific Ocean", "Love on the other side" is no longer far away, "Love's title song" becomes the pilot song, and the short message gives birth to "Love's wings", sending deep blessings: I wish you a happy Valentine's Day. When will the "Love" 8 * * * moon be there, put the wine.

9*** One morning, the boss called Aju and asked him why he hadn't arrived at the company. Aju opened the window and deliberately let the noisy voice into the phone, saying, "It's almost there! Talking on the phone while driving will cause an accident. " The boss said angrily, "I called your landline!" "

1*** Husband's new explanation: the "laborer" at home, the "old donor" in finance, the "old arch" in sleep, the "hard work" and the "labor palace" on time after work. Are you such a "husband"? Or is it the "leader" of such a "husband"? people