Short three-person drama (for girls)

Zhu: If you don’t cure the disease with me, how can I leave?

Niu: Director Zhu, I have tried various ways to treat you, but you still look like a donkey. (Extrapolating Zhu)

Zhu: You said I look like a donkey. You have been a veterinarian. Is it because Lang and I didn’t take good care of the disease?

Ox: If you were really a donkey, I would definitely keep an eye on you.

Zhu: Doctor Niu, please think of a way for me, think of a way...

Niu: Oops, (thinking) In this way, you can sit here For a moment, I will go to your hometown to find someone.

Zhu: Who are you looking for?

Niu: Don’t ask, I’m going. (Go down to put on makeup)

Zhu: This man used to treat cattle. The situation of reform and opening up was good, so he changed his profession and became a psychiatrist. I used to be the mayor for a long time, and it was hard to laugh. Now that I have retired, my wife scolds me when she sees me, and my grandson cries when he sees me. I come to Dr. Niu to treat this disease that makes me unable to laugh. He first asked me to be a general manager and said the salary was quite high. You see, I was not short of money at all. Then, he got a girl to seduce me, and I was a henpecked person. This Dr. Zhu can't prescribe the right medicine at all. How can he cure my disease?

(The cow is disguised as a farmer)

Nong: Director Zhu, is that Director Zhu?

Zhu: I am Director Zhu.

Nong: I don’t believe it. I came to call him by his nickname just to see. (Shouting to the audience) Sha Niu!

Zhu: Uh, you, you, you, call me by my nickname, who are you?

Nong: You are such a bastard. How did you become like this? I am Guniu!

Zhu: (suddenly smiling) Oh, you are a bull, bull, bull! (hug) I haven’t seen each other for decades, but I can still see the shadow of your childhood.

Nong: I can still see your belly.

Zhu: What are you doing in the city?

Nong: Dr. Niu from this hospital asked me to come.

Zhu: Oh. Guniu, please tell me about the changes in my hometown.

Nong: The changes have been huge. In the past few years, our Green Forest Town has been developing tourism, and the small river at our door has been converted into rafting. The pond where we played ancient ball when we were kids has been transformed into a swimming pool.

Zhu: Do you remember that one time when we went to play ancient ball in that weir pond, someone else took our clothes away.

Nong: It was you who took out the ink and drew a pair of black shorts on our bodies. We walked on the road struttingly, and no one else could see it!

Zhu: Ha...

Nong: Well, do you still remember when we were kids, we climbed up the trees to dig out bird's nests?

Zhu: Remember. One time, you were climbing a tree and were shot in the butt by a bee. My mother used milk to disinfect you, and you even set a world record for sucking milk from your butt! Ha ha ha ha!

Farmer: You forgot, one time, you went to steal someone else's cucumbers, and were driven away by a big yellow dog. You suddenly got a sudden idea, and quickly pulled up your pants and squatted on the ground. The big yellow dog said: Dog, if you don’t bite me, I will pick up the guests.

Zhu: Ha... Oh, it’s so interesting to think back on my childhood.

Nong: Hey, why do you smile so well?

Zhu: Yes, (jumps up and shouts) I will laugh! I will laugh!

Nong: Don’t shout! (Covering Zhu’s mouth)

Zhu: Why?

Nong: Doctor Niu will come to collect the money soon.

Zhu: Run quickly!

(Both run down, cut off the light) It’s hard to find, just post it casually and ‘make it up yourself’