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Confucius traveled eastward, accompanied by Luz; Occasionally I met a very gentle and graceful woman, but what I saw was: pink peach blossom.

If you don't show it, your lips will smell it before you smile; Zi He was so happy that he didn't know each other. Confucius said, "What is it? Last/better/previous/last name

No? Lutz replied, "You are a teacher, and politeness comes first!" " . My son is driving a car and walking deep into the forest.

Place, hold the hip and swing the halberd, rape it. After a while, Luz asked, "Is this possible?" , son lift lapel swab.

Sweating: "Cool!" . Lutz said, "Can I go too?" Confucius said, "However,

"; After a while, Luz came out and said, "Did you receive any education when you were at school?" Confucius said, "One

From time to time, there is no class left. Confucius said, "The teacher is on it, and there are still three Analects. "Lutz knelt down.

Bye: "I'm not as good as a teacher!" " "

A ranch specializing in dairy cows, in order to maintain the number of cows on the ranch, kept a male milk among the cows.

Cattle.

But after a long time, the bull got old and began to feel a little too much, so the owner of the ranch bought a new one.

Bulls maintain the number of cattle. As for the old cow, there has been no credit in recent years.

There is also hard work, so the owner continues to let it move freely among the cattle. One day, the owner went to check the pasture and saw

The old cow lay panting on the grass. The rancher approached and said, you are old, so you should restrain yourself. Don't do this.

How much is it? Niu Yi, the husband, really said, Can't you tell the newcomers that I'm not a cow? !

Let's call it a day, hehe