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Lee Dong Hae, what interesting things happened between them? Say a few things
Te Li-an angel with broken wings
When I was a student, Te Li was not as fashionable as it is now. I haven't even been to the most prosperous ancient museum in Seoul, and I was ridiculed by my friends as "a farmer in Seoul". However, it was in Te Li that I went to the exhibition hall for the first time because of my classmate's birthday party. I was lucky enough to be invited by a street scout in XXXXX for an interview, and then I started my six-year internship.
Te Li, Enkh and Junxiu often play together during training. As an elder brother, Te Li often buys food for his younger brothers. Once, the brothers said they wanted to eat steamed stuffed buns. Te Li only had enough money to buy two, but he paid generously, thinking that three people would be happy to share them. The bus came, but I didn't expect Eun Heh and Jun Xiu to say "See you tomorrow, brother", so they took the steamed stuffed bun and roared off, leaving Te Li alone.
Xi che-princess petals
One day, car fans sent a cat to. When Fan Ji saw it, he said, "It can be called Fan, Che," Later Han Geng came back and asked why he didn't add my name. The car said, "Well, you can call it Xifan Han Xifan in the future." Finally, even the typhoon TRAX came to join in the fun. The kitten suddenly became a "Japanese cat" with a four-word name-Han J Xifan.
Cars that have always been more beautiful than female guests on the show have also experienced being dumped. When she first debuted, Che fell in love with a girl, but the girl had a boyfriend but never told Che. It was not until Xi Che got deeper and deeper that this fact was revealed. At that time, Xi Che said, "If I go to that person's side, I won't be lonely. If I come to my side, I will protect you no matter what. " If you are so handsome. Unexpectedly, in the end, the girl didn't choose anyone and chose the third person who pursued him.
Han Geng-The Return of the King
Han Geng often praises his cooking. Once, when he was cooking in the dormitory, he found that there were only eggs and onions left, so he cooked with leftovers. I didn't expect the members to say yes after eating. Ask him what his name is, because Han Geng's Korean pronunciation is not very good, and he misnamed fried rice with eggs as "Beijing rice". As a result, this funny oolong created a new term "Beijing fried rice" and became Han Geng's most popular housekeeping dish.
In Korea, you should say "hello" to your elders with great respect. Only with friends can you say "hello". But when he first arrived in Korea, Han Geng knew nothing about these complicated honorifics and accompanying words. All the words should be as simple as possible and say "hello" to everyone. So at first many people misunderstood him as impolite. Han Geng unfairly explained: "That's how I learned!"
Yisheng-voice magician
Yi Sheng, who looks very introverted, is actually a very talkative person with a completely upside-down heart, and is even called "nagging Yi Sheng" by the team members. It is said that in an interview, Yi Sheng spoke for two hours, but unfortunately 90% of them were cut by the director. Yi Sheng felt angry and funny: "Do I look like I'm going to be cut off?"
Since coming to Qingdao, China for publicity, Yisheng has fallen in love with the local specialty-Tsingtao Beer. Back in Korea, I have always been fascinated, and I praised it on my own radio program, which made many China fans very happy.
Qiang Ren-A Powerful Artist
Qiang Ren is a hard person to wake up. Sometimes all the players have to be called out to wake him up. He said that he slept like a monster, even sleeping in a locked room at school. But strangely, although I slept a lot in the morning, I couldn't sleep in the afternoon.
Everyone will have some unexpected embarrassing moments, and Qiang Ren once had such an experience. In summer, if you sit next to an electric fan and make a "ah ~" sound, it will become a vibrato like "ah, ah, ah …". Qiang Ren thinks it's interesting, so he has been sitting next to the electric fan to play. Suddenly, a fly "whew" flew into his mouth, accurate as a three-pointer. It didn't fly into his stomach, but it got stuck in his throat. This frightened Qiang Ren. He vomited hard and spit out flies.
Prodigy-Airborne Raider
Before becoming a singer, prodigy did many part-time jobs. One winter, a child prodigy wanted a mobile phone very much, but his parents didn't agree, because it was expensive at that time. So the prodigy worked on the construction site for a week. Because it was hard physical labor, I kept shaking every time I finished my hand, but I finally got my wish and bought a mobile phone.
Qiang Ren and Enhe of Super Junior participated in the recording of "Happy Ten Thousand Yuan". Although he didn't take part in the challenge directly, the prodigy was as active as the challenger. Often take the initiative to report the cheating behavior of Qiangren and Enhe in the program, and become the most intimate "spy" in "10,000 yuan happiness".
Sheng Min-pumpkin sweetheart
Sheng Min is 100% pink madness. When he chooses something, he doesn't even look at its design. As long as it is pink, he will like it very much Sheng Min's mobile phone is not pink, so he specially made a pink case. Once, Sheng Min wanted to change her style and stop wearing pink clothes, but when she opened the closet, she found that there were almost no clothes that were not pink. So I put those clothes on for a few days, and the clothes began to smell. Finally, I had to give up and declare the transformation failed.
Sheng Min said that she likes sleeping on the ground. Because the bed has bad memories for him. In middle school, he and his brother slept in the same bed, bunk bed, and Sheng Min slept on it. I woke up in the middle of the night and found half of my body hanging outside. I was completely scared. Another time was after his debut, because he hadn't been home for a long time. On entering the room, Sheng Min jumped on the bed happily. As a result, he suddenly felt numb and his waist flashed. It turned out that his parents changed the bed into a stone mattress while he was away.
Enkh-JEM handsome boy
Enhe and Xia Junxiu have been good friends since primary school. They often play football together. Later, I joined XXXXX Company as an intern, and then I contacted each other every day and took the subway home together. When TVXQ!! Debut, Enkh, who had agreed to debut with Jun Xiu, really cried. On the day of Super Junior's debut, Jun Xiu, who was far away from Japan, was happier than anyone else. He stayed by the TV, and as soon as the performance was over, he was the first to call Enkh to congratulate him.
Qiang Ren was ill once. The next day, I had to catch the announcement. Enhe was worried and wanted to say, "Brother, you have worked hard. Come on." But he is shy, he can't express himself and he doesn't know how to say these words. So, I decided to start talking about other topics, but I didn't say anything comforting after talking for 30 minutes.
Donghai-Ocean Prince
Donghai is not only handsome, but also his father is recognized as a handsome man. Moreover, Donghai's father is an enlightened person and fully supports his son. Never ask "what do you want to do in the future", but always say "try everything you want and do it as long as you like." So Donghai worked as a handball player when he was young, then tried to play football and finally chose to become a singer.
Donghai said that he has hated birthdays since 2006. Because this year's birthday coincides with Super Junior's performance in Hammerhill. Donghai has been expecting to receive members' blessings at 12. But at that time, everyone was busy with their own affairs, and no one remembered it, which made Donghai very sad and even complained on the radio program.
Origin-Simba the Lion
Yuanyuan, a strict tutor, has always been afraid of her father. I worked in a gas station without telling my parents when I was a student. On the fourth day of work, he said to the guests as usual, "Please open the hood." It was his father who rolled down the window. Shiyuan was so scared that he immediately took off his uniform and ran away.
In Super Junior's homemade drama, Shi Yuan played an aggrieved agent. Before filming, he mobilized everyone to blame him mercilessly, which was more real. But when shooting, everyone was really naughty to speak ill of Shiyuan. Shiyuan quit, pouted and looked very cute.
Xu Li-a good model student
Before the official stage, Xu Li wrote letters to every member and sent all the letters except Fan Ji at Christmas. Because he thinks it's normal to write letters to his brothers. He is the same age as Fan Ji, but it's strange to write letters between friends. But at this time, Fan Ji had a visa problem and returned to the United States. Li Xu pulled her brother and cried, saying that she didn't give the letter to Fan Ji, which touched everyone. After this incident, Li Xu and Fan Ji began to get very close and stopped talking with honorifics.
Once, Xu Li and Sheng Min went to Qiang Ren to broadcast "Arabian Axis". Everyone chatted happily, but they saw Xu Li moping alone. Sheng Min asked, "You must have done something wrong, right? What did you do? " Xu Li said sadly, "I thought our radio station could be seen today, so I made it beautiful, wearing new clothes, doing hair and makeup, all for nothing." When this word came out, everyone laughed.
Basic model-shining boy
Super Junior's exclusive program "Full House" arranged for members to show two foreign students around the ancient palaces in South Korea. Shiyuan tells everyone. The palace was printed on the ten thousand won, and he also took out a ten thousand dollar bill for everyone to see. Lovely Fan Ji took it curiously and looked at it carefully. I didn't expect him to put the money in his pocket after reading it, and finally "forgot" it casually.
Fan Ji often said that becoming an artist is God's plan. At that time, I was still in Fan Ji, USA. After attending the church, I got lost on the way to eat spicy fried rice cakes with my friends. I met a talent scout from Company X and was found in the entertainment circle.
Kui Xian-Game Boy
Due to the large number of members in Super Junior and the small dormitory, Kui Xian, who finally joined, had to sleep on the floor. Kui Xian once told the audience about it in a radio program in Te Li and Enkh. In just two hours, the radio station received thousands of messages asking for beds for Kui Xian, which surprised the agent's brother and immediately promised fans to buy beds the next day. After having her own bed, Kui Xian also took photos and shared them online, which became a hot topic for a while.
Kui Xian likes socks printed with Super Junior dolls very much and often wears them when going out. And then he doesn't remember. After entering the restaurant, he took off his shoes and sat down. His friends saw him and smiled. But I feel very proud and often show off and say "so handsome". When a friend asked how he got it, Kui Xian said, "We have many dorms." The most interesting thing is that Kui Xian doesn't like to wear his own socks, but insists on wearing socks with the words "Donghai" and "Enhe", saying that he wants to wear the socks of the person he likes.
Xi che's poison tongue quotations:
No.65438 +0 ten yuan
At 1. FH0 1, Shiyuan introduced herself, and the princess immediately expressed dissatisfaction: "You oil drum! ! "
2. Two minutes later. FH03, Shiyuan said that she knew the meaning of MT, and the princess said, "Only you know that we are going to train? ! "Shiyuan said indignantly," Why do you always treat me like that? "
Get in the car in three minutes. FH03, Shiyuan said, "Money is nothing, but the feelings of brothers are more important." But the princess immediately said, "Your attitude makes us very tired!" "
4. Four minutes later. FH05, on the road outside the Jingde Palace, the princess took Shiyuan's hand and said, "I don't like this bodyguard. Let's break up quickly! ! "
5. Five minutes later. FH05, I accompanied Anna and ELVA to the Jingde Palace, saying that it was specially prepared for them, so there were no other tourists in the palace, and the original source found it. "Today is not Monday? Monday is the rest day of Jingde Palace. " So the princess and eggplant were very depressed: "What does Jingde Palace have to do with him?" "Yes, always act as if you know everything."
6. Still FH05. Shiyuan finished reading her own poem (with her own painting next to her), and the princess looked disdainful. "Shiyuan's poems don't rhyme. I want to use paintings to support the scene!" "What is this? Want to score in vain? " Shiyuan looked aggrieved and said, "This is for Anna and Elva." The princess immediately went into a state of secondary explosion: "You are a greasy ghost, no one bothers you!" "
7. Seven minutes later. FH07, the first time you learn English, the first sentence you learn is "You are gorgeous" ... The source said, "Can I make it more disgusting?" The princess immediately attacked: "Even if you do nothing, it's disgusting!" "When Ishihara was making a disgusting confession, the princess added," Ah! Butter boy. "Also, when teaching English, the princess immediately expressed her dissatisfaction after the teacher said a method." Even Fan Ji didn't say anything. What are you doing here? "
8. It's FH 12, that is, when we went to the sauna together, the confused princess looked for the prince and immediately said, "The first time I kissed a horse ..."
9. In section 9. SK asked Shi Yuan to show her abdominal muscles in Hudong. Shi Yuan was embarrassed at first, and immediately began to jump. Princess and Qiang Ren began to feel depressed. "Why pretend to be cute?" "The handsome of the original source in SJ is set, but even the cuteness is put together. What should I do if I am crazy? "
10. The sleeping habits of the princess (YS in a certain period)
Xi Che: My sleeping habit is ... I'm a quiet type, just lying still.
Hepburn: Like a dead mouse.
Che Xi: Please say it again like a doll. .....
Nishimoto: Hehe ... Hehe. .....
Xi Che: In my field, if I sleep with someone, I will really sleep quietly ... that person has crossed the line. ....
Himoto: Sleep with the typhoon. ...
Yes, I once slept with Geng Bao, but now he has gone to Japan and doesn't want to come back. If he dares to try somewhere ... Anyway, after the typhoon went to Japan, I slept 10 yuan, and he always overslept! !
Himoto: domain conflict ...
Xi Che: Yes! I told him that you crossed the line. What should you do if you cross the line? But he said, brother, I didn't cross the line ~ so I took photos when I slept the next day, sleeping photos! !
Nishimoto: Oh! Too stubborn ~! !
Xi Che: The next day, I showed him the photos. After reading it, he said, ah ... brother, I'm sorry, it won't happen again ... as a result, he crossed the line when he slept. I hate personal contact very much. Unprincipled personal contact ... Ah, if I say this, Shiyuan's fans will feel very sorry for him, but ... if he crosses the line while sleeping. !
Nishimoto: Is this too much?
Che: Hit him under the bed, and Shiyuan will suddenly stand up. Brother, what's wrong ... Brother, I'm sorry. ......
Hepburn: It's like this when I sleep. It seems that I will be really shocked!
Che: Since then, Shiyuan has slept on the floor ... In fact, Shiyuan is really my favorite brother and my most cherished brother. ....
Hepburn: Tuck him in ... You didn't do it, did you?
Xi Che: He is my dear brother. He should tuck me in!
(Khan = _ =)
Second place Enkh
At 1. FH07, everyone is learning English for the first time, and Teacher En appears in front of everyone again. "If I were here, I could enliven the atmosphere ..." The princess said contemptuously, "You came, and the atmosphere came alive, but the picture died."
2. The princess and Shiben hosted a radio program together. One of the guests is Geng Bao, Qiang Ren, prodigy, rabbit and teacher En. The word used to introduce En He is-a man like a freshly baked biscuit.
3. Three minutes later. The princess chose a gift for her birthday. Finally, the original gift was a skirt with Anna and Ava's heads printed on it. The princess said to Enhe, "Ah, it's a good thing I didn't choose yours ~ ~"
Third, others
1. In the X-Men program, the princess and Myeong-soo Park started again.
Parker: I heard that you call yourself Cinderella.
C: Yes.
Park: If you are Cinderella, then I am Snow White!
Yes, the poisoned apple is Snow White. ....
2. Qiang Ren asked him again: Brother, who do you hate most in SJ?
The princess pointed at him.
Qiang Ren: Huh? Why? !
Princess: (seriously) Do you want me to give you a mirror?
Kim HeeChul should have the style of Kim HeeChul.
4. Tete's CY message: One is one, not two, two is two, not three, three is three, not four ... (until 200)
Conclusion: This is what you did to me!
5. Say: Che Xi, your fingers are really beautiful.
So you haven't seen my toes?
On March 25th, MC asked the princess what was the secret of her popularity.
Che replied: it has a lot to do with looks, but there are other factors, so don't judge people by their looks (from praise to ending)
7.00306, still in this program, when MC said: Car, please show your charm.
The car smiled narcissistically: no angle. Just look at the camera and they are all beautiful men.
8. < Mystery Tracking 6- Part 1 Set >
Yi Sheng: I feel that I can't move my head. ....
Xi Che: Is your head too big?
9. once I took the elevator with everyone, and then Xi cut fart, and everyone covered their noses. Only he proudly boasted: huh? Where did you get the fragrance of grass and plum?
At 10. FH05, the princess wrote a poem.
Qiang Ren: Anna, do you love Xi Che?
Anna: Of course.
Princess: Huh? Falling in love with me so easily?
Qiang Ren: It seems that Anna loves me unilaterally.
Princess: That's the only way. Kim HeeChul was born to be loved by women all over the world! It's not my fault. My parents made me look so handsome.
1 1. In a certain issue of X-Men, Che played with a female artist. Of course, the car approached anonymous's face, looked her in the eye and said, it's beautiful. ....
After hearing this, the female artist appeared shy eyes and was at a loss.
Che: I mean me in your eyes! ! ! !
12. At a brain sports meeting, a girl said shyly, "Brother Che is all right, except that he can't think like an alien. ....
Che: Can you see such a sight on the earth?
[Funny] SJ slip of the tongue:
1. One day, Tet was so noisy that he couldn't sleep, so he rushed to the living room and shouted at his brothers in Grade Two. "The tiger is not arrogant, you think I'm sick ..."
Before going out, the prodigy said to the other members, "You put all your clothes in the refrigerator and all your meat in the washing machine ..."
Fan Fan just came out of the Internet cafe and went to a restaurant for dinner. Sitting in a restaurant, making phone calls casually; "Network management service ..."
During the meeting, the atmosphere was noisy and chaotic ... LXM was very angry. In a rage, he grabbed an eggplant he was talking about and said, "Stand on the wall for me …" The others were very cold. ..
Once the princess showed off her Chinese. The landlord wants to give him some face and can't keep throwing cold water on the princess, but when the local landlord said it, it became: "Your Mandarin is so ordinary ..."
6. In front of the stall selling soybean milk fritters, Dayun shouted, "Boss, have a bean paste! ..."
7. One day, Donghai bought a lottery ticket and won the prize. 250 said, "You are a dead cat meeting a blind mouse! ... "As a result, others burst into laughter. ...
8.250: "I was a middle school chemistry teacher at that time."
Xiao Hai: "Teach what ...?
250: "chemistry" .....
9. On one occasion, as soon as Dayun entered the kitchen, he saw the tomatoes and beef that Xiaoxu was preparing to cook. Dayun hugged Xiaoxu excitedly from behind and said, "Great, today is my favorite boiled beef with watermelon!" ....
10. Eggplant fell to the ground and bent down to pick it up. Sheng Min, who was practicing martial arts, accidentally stepped on it. Eggplant's hand ... Eggplant was furious: "How dare you step on my foot?" ! ...."
1 1. Xiao 13 got tired of waiting at home and complained, "Why hasn't the old man's junk come yet ...? "
About Kui Xian Jr.:
(1), because the younger son wants to make a Lamian Noodles for his younger brother, but unfortunately there is too much water, so that the surface is extremely light, hence the name ~ ~ ~
(2), not good at cooking, dry-fried ham, under the reminder of eggplant, add sesame oil ~ ~ ~
3, I said that children always hang their socks on the bedside for Santa Claus' gifts on Christmas Eve, but if they want a bigger gift, they hang their pants on the bedside = =+! ! ! (Oh, my God ~ ~ ~ You are so talented ~ ~ ~)
Everyone knows the smallest bed incident, but this person reported that "falling asleep hurts" ~ ~ ~
I like games. When I was a student, I always discussed with my classmates that when I didn't have pocket money, I stayed at home and played games (MS was also rich ~ ~ ~).
6. The games I played, Millennium, Starcraft and Diablo, all fell in love with Raid recently.
⑦ Xiao 13 especially likes eating ice cream, among which Doublesice is his favorite.
Today, my favorite movie is crime reconstruction. Before I liked Zhu Meng, I liked Paris Lovers (9) and Zhu Meng, which contributed a little to the ratings. Zhu Meng ***8 1 This episode was shown for 10 months, but someone was absent. I like long epic costumes very much. After watching Zhu Meng, I am watching Da Zuo Rong.
Attending, nicknames, many, many,
Dance ghost, because he is one of SJ dance black holes ~ ~ ~
Rooster: In order to get back the borrowed 2000 won (about 16 RMB), I fought with my best friend. When I was a student, I never took money when I went out, so I asked my friend to help me pay the fare. ..................................................................................................
10, unstoppable eloquence, let the team's Hercules eggplant can't stand it, and when you are with Macey, it will send out double strength. When the two teams were on the show together, the eggplant was really miserable.
Kui Xian (Sunflower): People are not narcissistic waste teenagers!
Case 1:
First anniversary party of sj's debut
Q: Among the members of Q:sj, the one who thinks he is the most handsome.
At first, most of them held the gesture of drawing "O", but after a while, they all changed to the gesture of drawing a cross. Sunflowers always hold the symbol of "O" with their claws, and their faces are persistent. )
Sunflower: (Laughter) Our super junior was originally a handsome group, but I am the most handsome ... (Laughter)
Te: So, what is the most confident part of your appearance?
Sunflower: (don't forget to raise your paw, one hand brand and one hand microphone pointing at your nose) High nose!
Watch industry tourism
(PS: A similar situation has happened in the music space recently ...)
The first issue of the Arab Axis
Eggplant: My face looks good without makeup.
Haibao: Me too.
Sunflower: Me too.
(Narcissistic Trio ...)
Case 3
KTR period
Sunflower: Actually, the lead singer of the band is very popular.
Player: Yes, that's right.
Te: We are the lead singers of Kui Xian, aren't we?
Sunflower: this can't be made public ... (there is no silver in 320 here ...)
(Some little P kid turned a corner and said he was red ...)
Case 4:
2 episodes of MV shooting tidbits
Macey took photos of Geng Bao, 250 and sunflower.
Macey: You three did a great job. ...
Sunflower: (smoothly) We are good.
(The connection is really smooth ...)
Case 5:
An MFU
Dayun: Tell me about your award-winning experience.
Sunflower: I won the fourth place in the national speech contest! Although everyone except the first 123 won the same award (seemingly comforting encouragement award), I always thought I was the fourth!
(Your way of thinking is really unusual ... worship ...)
Case 6:
The first issue of the Arab Axis
Eggplant: the most beautiful ass among the members is ..
Macey: Kui Xian.
Sunflower: actually, it's not beautiful, but big ... I once praised my ass, which is almost twice as big as my face. ..
Is it bragging to have a big ass?
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