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Hua Du: When I have children, I even want to work. Why do you fans scold me?

As the annual highlight of Mango Taiwan, Sister Braving the Wind and Waves has attracted a lot of attention before it is aired.

There are also hot posts in Zhihu? Who do you like least in "Sister Who Rides the Wind and Waves"? 》

At first, everyone didn't agree, and there was a big fight.

Unexpectedly, after the first episode was broadcast, the wind direction of the whole network was highly consistent? Judge Hua Du managed to walk out of the circle by himself.

After watching the program, the official micro-comment area was almost a buzz, and some netizens shouted. As long as we hate Hua Du, we are friends! ?

So it's the CEO of Lehua Entertainment? Elite design? Halo, also invited to be a hot program judge, should? Good wind depends on strength? At least I can draw a wave of goodwill. As a result, due to too many slots, the first round was given priority by netizens? Elimination? .

Article 1: Make a double standard.

Silent for many years? Power singer? Ding dang returned to the stage, and an early famous song "I am a bird" detonated the scene.

The bass is tactfully provocative, the treble penetrates the sky, and the professional strength is amazing. All the battle-hardened teammates are impressed, and even Christy Chung is shouting? Worth a hundred points! ?

However, the final score given by the judges was surprising.

Ding Dong, 75? !

The audience was suddenly not calm, and the teammates all looked like question marks. Did Shen even torture his soul? Why? Be outraged by an injustice for Ding Dong.

Hua Du on the bench, in the face of Ding Dong's wonderful singing, gave her her own? What is the criterion for judging honey juice? . ?

Your performance is too conservative, so my score is a little conservative. ?

I may think that the audience can't understand her divine logic, and add that Ding Dong sings too well, which makes others look too bad for a group! ?

This comment is really too spicy. Mango Taiwan scrambled to play with it in order to protect itself. Only on behalf of Ms. Hua Du's individual women's team standard? Clear relationship.

Well, if being too strong is a serious injury, then girls who don't show their edge should be properly placed in C, right?

The style of painting after that is also confusing.

It's the most like a women's group? Sweet master? Kym's performance of "Teenager" is too soft, too waxy and too provocative.

However, the judges gave the lowest score in history? 68 points. What's the reason? You can either sing or dance well, but you can't sing or dance well.

Hua Du is more? Heart and lung? Suggestions? Let her go back and think about it. ?

Think about what? Are you a double standard?

Slot 2: Bullying the weak and fearing the hard

The final selection and grouping is the most suffocating.

After the first round of performance scoring, the sisters chose the high one first and then the low one according to the score.

In the first round of performance, Yuqi Zhang and Claudia ranked lower, and the songs they wanted to choose were already crowded, but they didn't want to choose the rest and didn't want to ask around. Does anyone want to change it? ?

Everyone is also on hold, and no one answers.

A stroke of genius At that time, Hua Du suddenly named Xu Fei directly. Xu Fei, do you want to change it? ?

Xu Fei was pointed out, shocked directly, and reacted subconsciously. Where should I change trains? ?

I don't know where you want to change trains. The subtext is obvious enough. Sisters want to change a song, and your coffee table is not high. Why can't you see so much?

One share? Forced palace? Anger, blowing in my face

Fortunately, Xu Fei is a hard bone to chew, and Hua Du can only give up this operation, but this posture of picking soft persimmons is also revealed incisively and vividly.

It was quiet's turn to go on stage, and the atmosphere suddenly changed again.

Bite a quiet girl, but also throw a smiling face, facing the quiet and straight, the atmosphere dare not make a sound.

Finally, Du Hua asked, "Would you like to organize a group?" ? ?

Quiet and more domineering? I am the best in the world? , bluntly,? I'm not going to form a team. Why me? ? Hua Du couldn't say a word.

After all, as a judge, although I have the power of life and death, I really don't like this condescending attitude.

Slot 3: Deny women.

This is the most unbearable.

Hua Du first put forward his own point of view? Should the women's philosophy group be uniform, youthful and beautiful?

Isn't the publicity copy of this program encouraging new women to embrace possibilities?

Do you think it's right? Youth and beauty? How about creating 10 1 as a selling point?

After Chen Songling's first performance on stage, Hua Du began his own speech:

When I first heard about this program, what was my first reaction? Crazy? A group of women in their thirties?

Okay, a group of women in their 30s.

After a quiet performance, Hua Du added? I was surprised when I saw you backstage. Why did you come? ?

Talking about age again and again, it seems that it is not the sisters who need the liberation of the program group, but the judges who are bound by ideas.

Some people say that the worst denial of women in this world is not from men, but from their own kind.

Slot point 4 EQ is urgent

There is a saying that a good word warms three winters, and a bad word hurts June people, which teaches the simplest art of speaking.

However, the way of speaking in Hua Du's programs is really worrying.

I watched the previous performances, and she secretly commented. Their singing and dancing ability is nothing special.

After the last few professional players performed, they said, Well, I didn't realize you had some talent. I didn't expect you to really choose a group! ?

The meanness in the tone makes people angry.

Although it is understandable that the judges are a little harsh and sharp, this way of speaking is somewhat chilling.

Originally, the sisters had already made a splash, and they came to the show just to enjoy the stage and surpass themselves. Without credit and hard work, at least recognition and respect are needed.

What's more, every girl has a halo blessing and has an absolute right to speak in their respective fields. It is also a great insult to her profession to be so picky.

No wonder dingdong's organization thinks that music praises a blog post: Hua Du's evaluation and rating of Ding Dong is really trustworthy. Give her a letter from a lawyer at the concert. ?

I have to say that being a judge is really a mental activity. How to put the words right, to the point, to the heart, is a science.

A good judge should have personality charm. You are sitting there, which is the poem and distance in the eyes of players, and what players want to be. You don't have to sign up or preach your major, you are the soul of the program, and the core of this soul is based on the respect, love and yearning for everyone that flows from your heart.

Although variety reality shows are indispensable? Catch a horse? Or did Judge Hua Du get the project? The script of the villain? But as a judge, you still need to find out what the meaning of your existence is.

The judges should be guided by the values of the program, as expressed in the promotional film. They don't define age or women, but their eyebrows reveal their simple appreciation, recognition and trust for women of all ages.

Since the selection of sisters has been repeatedly evaluated, it is more or less necessary to choose judges.

Isn't it a joke to save yourself from virtue, but still give directions?