Funny sentences about couples quarreling

The couple were watching TV at home. The TV news broadcast said: "Nowadays, men want to have extramarital affairs." After hearing this, the husband hurriedly said: "Then I must be that man, lying to others, I am a bastard!" Then, the news continued to report: "Other men I already have an extramarital affair.”

My husband is surfing the Internet. The wife is pitiful: "Husband, do you love me?" Husband: "I won't tell!" Wife: "Why are you like this? I just want to ask. Now you don't even want to speak the language of love to me. , I think back then... (The thousand-word love history is omitted below)" The husband was helpless: "Love, love, love!" Wife: "Then you will be willing to let me use the computer!" Husband: "..."

The wife was pitiful: "Husband, do you love me?" Husband: "Yes!" Wife: "If you love me, can you promise me one thing?" Husband: "Okay!" Wife: "Then today I am the one who is online!" Husband: "..."