Group chat funny jokes

When we chat in groups, everyone will send a lot of jokes to attract our attention, open the topic and make us more active. The following is a funny joke I compiled for you. I hope you will like them.

Group chat funny jokes daquan

1. I want to play with my feelings, not your organs!

2.？ Does it hurt? Yes ? Then forget it! ? Don't! ?

I'm glad I found twenty cents, right? 1992? Money? This money is overdue?

I want to condense my life into a joke.

I am in Jianghu, but there is no legend about me in Jianghu.

6. The biggest trouble for men is creditors, and the biggest trouble for women is lovers.

7. Lack of social experience means lack of exercise.

8. When did Yue Ming ask for wine from the sky? Blue sky said: Fuck you, I am so busy that I have no time to watch the weather forecast by myself.

9. Is there any value in a world without perverts?

10. To be a white-collar worker, you need to prepare more white shirts. First, it is easy to expose the color of the bra!

1 1. Squatting in the toilet and counting maggots? It's disgusting anyway!

12. Put the used toothpick back into the toothpick jar and shake it. Later, I went to a restaurant and found that many people have the same habit.

13. I am poor. Please don't rob the tomb!

14. For men, the most beautiful woman is an unattainable woman; For a woman, the most handsome man is the man she already has.

15. After eating the hot pot, the self-help friends were greedy and there were a lot of hot dishes left. The boss pointed to the sign and said, the grams left at the bottom of the pot are counted separately. A friend smiled and called a tramp: I'll give you a piece after eating!

16. The head teacher came into the classroom angrily and said to the students, I will put up with it if you call me Zhang from China. Why do you call the new teacher Fan, who teaches politics, a political prisoner?

17. Close your eyes and fantasize about growing old with you. Tears streamed down her face.

18. As long as someone respects me, I begin to doubt human dignity.

19. I joked with a girl in the private room that I really miss the sun! What does sister mean by the sun? I said the sun is the sun! Sister smiled: You want me to make it clear! You intellectuals!

20. As long as you dare to die, I dare to bury it.

2 1. It's really important to choose a name. I saw a man's name that day. Silver sword? ; Unfortunately, what's his last name? Fan? .

22. Something as dangerous as spacewalking is safe, but something as safe as drinking milk is dangerous!

23. Even Beckham doesn't know what qualifications you have to dare to talk to me about basketball! . The female judges of the campus singer contest evaluated me: You have great potential. The only drawback is that you reach orgasm too slowly.

24. A man who doesn't want property at the time of divorce must not be a good man; A divorced woman who doesn't want property must be a good woman.

25. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

26. Vince 3,000 is not as good as chest 4 beams and talented people are not as good as half a catty!

27. The highest level of falsehood is that when you see it again, you no longer believe it is true.

28. A good wife will never ask her husband to buy her this or that; A good husband will never wait for his wife to talk before buying.

29. The girl I like should be as talented as Daiyu, as sensible as Baochai, as beautiful as Ke Qing, as bold as Xiangyun, as loyal as Li Wan, as capable as Tanchun, as smart as Xifeng and as blessed as Yuan Chun, huh?

30. Even believe in advertisements. You must be stupid to study!

3 1. What can face do if it is not for making money?

32. First time? I love you? Do you want to cry the second time you hear it? I love you? Want to laugh the third time you hear it? I love you? Laugh and cry.

33. Don't talk to me about ideals, okay? I quit!

34. I am left with eight honors and eight disgraces, representing harmony at the waist and killing Buddha on my chest!

35. Provide door-to-door service at night. (epitaph)

36. How many Chinese cabbages do you want to sleep with me?

37. He had premature ejaculation at the age of 25.

38.look at you! Look at the back, there are thousands of troops; Turn around and scare away millions of heroes.

39. In the past, both young masters and young ladies were served by others, but now they are dedicated to serving others.

40. There are many levels of inferiority complex. The highest state of inferiority is boasting that everything is a genius.

Selected funny paragraphs of group chat

Please solve the problem of surplus agricultural products in your city as soon as possible. In today's speech, at least 200 kilograms of tomatoes were thrown on the stage.

I can't find my tie again. Didn't you find a rag yesterday?

Don't propose to me, I'll say yes as soon as I propose.

I knew he was a bad guy or I forgot to mention it.

Let the storm come more violently. Anyway, I sell umbrellas!

6. What did you look like before the accident?

7. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, and it crackles all the way.

8. Are you blind? You can't see such a big shield, but you want to throw stones at my head!

9. Everyone was drunk and I woke up alone. It's just not serious

10. Everyone had a name tag in high school. Did the class teacher run to the classroom and call everyone to put on their bras and check again? The audience was silent?

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