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Ask for a humorous self-introduction

Self-introduction writing needs to write familiar skills, in-depth knowledge fields, the most active part of personality, the most successful things done, major achievements, etc., all of which may have nothing to do with learning or be related to learning, but it is reasonable to highlight the positive personality and ability to do things and match the corresponding positions. The specific text is as follows:

I am a 2-year-old boy, why am I called a boy? Because my heart is still very young. I am a man who is about to grow up, so why am I called a man? Because I have everything a man has. Ha ha. In fact, I don't know myself very well. I always look happy on the outside, but not on the inside. I worry, worry, worry, even give up for a lot!

I think a person can only appreciate the existence of happiness if he has pain, and only when he has had pain can he be happy now. A person's life can be divided into several stages: childhood, adolescence, youth, adulthood, middle age and old age.

I am a young man, a bridge between teenagers and adults. I recall the youth, because the youth brought me great happiness; I yearn for adulthood, because when I am an adult, I can do many things I want to do, and I am not stopped or bound by anyone.

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Notes on self-introduction:

1. Don't boast about your "great achievements", being careful is not worth mentioning in the eyes of others.

2, don't be short, it will appear very uncultured; Don't make a long speech, it will be very long and people will not be interested in you.

3. Introduce yourself in different ways on different occasions, and don't use the same one, which will make you very confused about the occasion, which is what the old people often say.

4. Pay attention to logic and structure. Some people's self-introduction is handy, and they talk casually, and there is no focus and structure, which is bound to make people confused, so they should sort out a line and speak in an orderly way.