Male girlfriends joke

There is a very speechless relationship in the world called-

Male girlfriends.

A few female friends once called me a male best friend. Now, I tell them seriously: Please call me a heterosexual girlfriend, a strange creature like a male girlfriend. I ...

Only! Don't! Yes! When! Who wants to be.

When I was in a tree hole, I often saw someone ask: Why do girls I like always treat me as a man's best friend? I confessed to her, and she always said that we were best friends and it was inappropriate to be boyfriend and girlfriend, and then refused me.

I'm telling you seriously ... this thing, mainly-

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Above, I'm kidding, don't take it seriously, and then ... let's go. Attack! A little!

The important thing in falling in love is to call each other and attract each other, not to talk about everything, but to become girlfriends! A boyfriend who can talk to her about makeup, literature and physiological period, and a boyfriend who can chat with her and fall in love with her.

Failure case:

Xiao likes the girl Xiao C. They have a good relationship. They often play together, or they can talk about their confusion. Xiao Ah will even show a fragile side, Xiao C will comfort Xiao Ah, and Xiao Ah will gradually like her, confess and die.

The reason why girls refuse is: I think you are more like a male best friend, a good buddy and a younger brother, and we are not suitable for being lovers. I started all kinds of pursuits and rejections. During that time, I was extremely confused and depressed. I obviously talked about everything. Why is this happening?

Briefly:

Before you give girls a sense of security, why should you say you are confused, show your vulnerability and confess your stupidity?

Case study:

In the early stage of ambiguity, don't always tell each other everything, give those female girlfriends to her, and don't show your immature side. It's troublesome to have time to shape your charming side. Don't express your confession inexplicably. It's natural to express your confession, and both of them are tacit. Confession is romantic enough. Forced confession will only make girls feel that their lives have been disrupted inexplicably, and they have to think about how to avoid hurting you from the perspective of friends. Finally, it broke up in discord.

Success stories:

Little b and little d have a crush on each other. Before that, they didn't even get along alone. At a gathering of friends of twenty people, Little B was with her.

There are several people sitting on the side of little B and little D. She peeled pomegranates stupidly, so Xiao B peeled them for her, and the people next to her hissed: Are you two so ambiguous? Xiao B said: Why haven't you seen the scene? Very ambiguous. I can also feed her pomegranate.

When Xiao B finished speaking, he handed the peeled pomegranate to his mouth and fed it to Xiao D. The people next to him booed even more. Unexpectedly, after everyone booed, little D blushed and said, I can feed him, too. So he handed a bottle of milk to little B.

At twelve o'clock in the evening, everyone got together to turn off the lights to celebrate New Year's Eve. In the dark, little B took little D's hand, and little D responded and held his hand tightly.

Briefly:

People who have experienced ups and downs in life are really different. I think the key to Xiao B's willingness to peel pomegranate for Xiao D is …

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Why didn't little D refuse little B's hand? The key is. ...

See the face

Above, I was joking about looking at the face. Don't take it seriously

Case study:

From beginning to end, little B didn't confess. The first reason for his success is that they have a good impression. Before that, they had some pleasant exchanges, but they didn't talk about everything. At the critical moment of embarrassment, what boys should do is not to panic, but to stand up like a pure man, just to solve the embarrassment.

Dry goods, what to talk about when chatting.

1. Please don't talk about everything when chatting. You think you are Baidu Encyclopedia? You think you are Siri? You think you're a hundred thousand. Why? If you say this, it will become a hundred thousand jokes sooner or later.

2. Tell me what the other person likes. If the other person is a girl who loves eating and taking selfies, you can talk to Gorky and Leo Tolstoy when you meet her and show your profound side. I can only say: Hehe. If the other person is a girl who loves literature and art, you can meet and talk with her. Yesterday you told me how wonderful the story of the walking dead was. I can only say: Hehe.

Don't talk about sensitive topics. Before you know your common preferences, avoid sensitive topics, such as XXX and XXX who is the better actor, whether the hot events created by XXX are good or bad, whether money worship is good or bad, whether premarital sex is right or wrong, and various political issues. Please, there are so many topics to talk about. You must be involved from the beginning. You think you're a focus interview?

4. Don't talk about negative topics. Come out and have fun. You have to complain which teacher is an asshole. You must speak ill of someone in front of her. You should be cynical and see through the world of mortals. All I can say is ... Are you kidding? Remember, even if you are not chatting with a girl you like, it is very bad to often speak ill of others behind their backs.

5. Don't brag too much. Back to the second point, can't you talk about what the other person likes? You brag about yourself and talk about yourself endlessly. What do you want others to say and praise you with you? The part of your ability value depends on doing, not saying.

Finally, simple and serious suggestions-

It is best to separate the relationship between men and women and keep an appropriate distance. Friends are friends, girlfriends are girlfriends.

Boyfriend or something ...

be done for

Charming smiling face.