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Six-person English short play script

English Humorous Short Play Pocket Money

Scene 1 (at the salesman's house)

N: In a dark and dirty house, there lived a small and dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candy and sells it to students. He has a lot of money now But how does he make candy? Oh, Xu ... Here he comes!

Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you something. I am a famous candy seller at the school gate. My candy is very popular. I don't know why. Stupid students always come here. I will be the boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money …

Oh dear! It's time to make candy. (see table)

First, put the flour on the table.

Then, water, sugar and flour. (Speaking and doing)

Now press, press ...

Oh, my dirty hands! It doesn't matter! Do it! (looking casually)

News, news ...

Oh, my God! It doesn't matter! Do it!

Press, press, the children won't know, it doesn't matter, hehehe ...

Now let me cut it into pieces!

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Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a queen. She has a beautiful daughter named Snow White. The queen died shortly after the baby was born. The queen married another queen. Stepmother is very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do housework all day and all night, such as sweeping, mopping, cleaning and carrying water.

Snow White: (Sweeping the floor, cleaning, carrying water and so on. )

Queen: I am the new queen. I am beautiful. Look. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I will kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, it will tell me. Now, mirror, mirror, come here!

Mirror: Yes, I'm coming. Your majesty! What do you want to know?

Queen: Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who is the most beautiful person in the world?

Mirror: Yes. Your majesty! I think you are the most beautiful. But there was a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as roses and as black as ebony. She is much more beautiful than you.

Queen: She is much more beautiful than me? Who is she? Tell me quickly.

April 1st

N: Many years ago, on April 1 day, a body was born. His father called him a "fool" and nobody liked him except his mother. How time flies!

F: Mom, I am 17 years old, so I will leave this home.

Mom: OK, but please come to see me often. This is a bottle of drink and a piece of dry bread. Remember: take care of yourself, goodbye!

He came to a forest and met an ugly man.

Hello! I'm hungry and thirsty. Can you give me something to drink and eat?

F: OK, here you are.

Oh, thank you very much! Now, I'm leaving. Oh, this stick is for you. It will bring you good luck. Good luck!

A fool came to a restaurant. The boss had two daughters. They found the stick bright.

D 1: Oh, how beautiful! I want it, great! ! ! (grabs the stick, but insists) Oh! Honey! I can't leave it! (surprised)

D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I'll get some! We are parents' daughters, and I must get one like you! (walking towards the stick)

D 1: don't come! Do not come! Very dangerous!

D2: You can come, so I can come! (also glued to the stick) Oh, my God! What is wrong with me?

D 1: what a pity!

N: The fool didn't mind at all. He left the restaurant with a stick after dinner. Of course, two girls followed him. They met an old scientist in the wild.

S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. You are so stupid! I'll take you home and the boy to the police station. Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!

A few days later, they arrived in a strange country. The king has a daughter, but she never smiles.

King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she will be his wife.

F: Let me try. Maybe I can.

N: Then they went to see her. She saw the fool and his friends laughing and laughing.

Well, you made her laugh. Now let's look at your birthday. When is your birthday?

Female: April 1. Transfer from:

K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know the name of my country? Let me tell you: it's called "the world of fools"! It suits you, doesn't it? !

N: The result-this man and his wife lived happily together until they died. This is why we now have a festival called "April Fool's Day".

English script of The Story of Stinky Feet

Stories about love and smelly feet

Dr. Sophia chenchen Nanxun

Super funny hahaha

Once upon a time, a witch had a pair of smelly feet, which people hated. So, she wants to find someone to replace her feet.

One day, she came to Guo Xiang. She found that everyone has fragrant feet. One day the prince took a nap, and the witch traded her smelly feet for the prince's fragrant feet.

There is a princess who always suffers from insomnia. Although the king and queen are trying many ways, she still can't sleep. The king and queen are very worried about their daughter.

Finally, they found a way: whenever the princess can't sleep, she just needs to smell the prince's smelly feet, and then she will sleep soundly.

Finally, the prince and the princess lived happily together.

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Ada: Little girl.

Katie: The Queen.

king

Evelyn

Joel: Prince.

Rita: Singer/Woman

Elena: Witch

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Once upon a time, a witch had smelly feet. They are very disgusting. So she wanted to find someone to change her feet.

One day, she flew to the "land of fragrance". She found that everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. The prince has the most fragrant feet. The prince took a nap under the tree and snored. At that time, the witch traded her smelly feet for the prince's fragrant feet.

There is a princess who can't sleep in the Beauty Country. Although the king and queen tried many ways, she still couldn't sleep. The king and queen are very worried about their daughter.

Then, they found a perfect way to put the princess to sleep: whenever the princess can't sleep, she just needs to smell the prince's smelly feet, and then she will sleep well. Finally, the prince and the princess lived happily together.

Scene one

One afternoon, a girl, Ida, was reading a book.

Oh ~ what an interesting story! Once upon a time, a witch had smelly feet. They smell worse than stinky tofu. They are very disgusting. So she wanted to find someone to change her feet.

One day, she flew to the "land of fragrance". She found that everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. The prince has the most fragrant feet. The prince took a nap under the tree and snored.

Witch: (screaming, laughing, jumping) I am the most perfect witch, both beautiful and intelligent. More and more people fall in love with my … my … feet! Oh no, my foot! I am such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink? Everyone will faint when they smell my feet. The smell of my feet can kill mice. Oh, I don't want to live I want to fly away

(Fly to Xiangguo)

Witch: (crying) I hate my feet! I hate my feet! (in a low voice) Haha, what's that smell? It smells delicious. (Search) Oh. What a handsome boy. (Take a deep breath closer) Oh, oh, why do his feet smell so fragrant? It's not fair. (angrily) unfair! Look, he is asleep and snoring. Let me exchange my feet with him! (Laughing loudly while doing magic) Oh, my feet. You smell good! Now I am really the most charming witch. (Fly away)

Prince: (sleeping and dreaming) Oh! What a beautiful girl you are! You are my only one-my dear princess.

Prince: (wake up! ) oh ~ what's the matter? What a terrible smell! ! The room smells of stinky tofu. Is this my desk? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? oh hell no It's my foot. I have smelly feet. How did it happen? (Hold his head. (running away) I can't believe it!

Scene 2

The prince is walking and sees some crows on the road. )

Prince: Oh ~ There are many crows.

Crow A: Please go away …

Crow B: Hurry! It's full of unpleasant smells here.

Crow: We are going to die because your feet are disgusting.

Prince: Oh! I'm sorry … my feet have caused you a lot of trouble … I'm sorry ~

(The prince keeps walking. He saw some flowers. )

Prince: hmm ~ I like the smell of flowers.

Flower: Oh! I can't live without fresh air.

Flower B: Please keep your feet away from us.

Flowers: Your feet are disgusting.

Prince: Why doesn't everyone like me? I'm sorry. I'm sorry to make you sad.

(The prince keeps walking. )

Prince: What can I do? I want my sweet feet back.

Many strangers bought them from street vendors. )

Stranger A: Did you step on something? Check your shoes.

Stranger B: Oh! Don't talk nonsense

Stranger C: I know where that smell comes from. It's him.

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Prince: I can't believe it! My disgusting feet have magic! !

Queen: Oh! Don't say that! They are not disgusting at all. Congratulations! You will marry my dear daughter.

King: Yes! This is a happy ending.

Ada: Whenever the princess can't sleep, all she has to do is smell the prince's smelly feet. Then, she will sleep well. Finally, the prince and the princess lived happily together.