Funny lines in Zhao Benshan's sketches

Zhao Benshan is funny every time he plays a sketch. Let's have a look! ! I have carefully arranged the following contents for you. I hope you like it.

1 keep a low profile! It's the best b show!

I never hold grudges, but I usually take revenge on the spot.

How to lose weight if you don't have enough food?

"Love" is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from Metamorphosis, and the lower part is taken from Metamorphosis.

Even if it's a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

A few decades later, we met again and sent them to the crematorium. All of them were burned to ashes, one for you and one for me. Nobody knew each other, and all of them were sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

Seven heads are big and thick-necked, and they are either rich or chefs. -"sales"

Well … I'll tell you … is there … you … this is your shop … don't you get it? This is not bad money. -"Not bad money"

Look, look, stop, stop. -"so strong"

10 that's where the bullshit comes from! -"Uncle Niu"

Zhao Benshan's sketch funny classic lines

Do you believe 1? Do not believe! Take two steps. -"sales"

There are seven monkeys riding on a tree, and one is underground. How many monkeys are there? Eight monkeys. Wrong. Two monkeys. Correct! -"selling cars"

How to lose weight if you don't have enough food?

Don't call me playboy if you can't tie my heart!

5 low key! It's the best b show!

If I win10 million, I will rent the house to others and collect the rent once a day. Wow, it's full

7 fall, get up and cry again.

Don't talk to me about ideals, quit!

I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

Even if 10 is a piece of shit, I will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

1 1 Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, okay?

12 The most touching sentence my father said: "Study hard, son. Dad used to play mahjong in blocks, but now he plays mahjong in blocks for you to learn. "

13 I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

14 "Love" is a strong word. The upper part of it is taken from Metamorphosis, and the lower part is taken from Metamorphosis.

15 love, just say it out loud, because you never know, which will come first, tomorrow or accident!

16 and other aftershocks, just like the first love girl and other lovers, afraid that he will not come, afraid that he will mess around.

17 is so abnormal, everything is abnormal! At this critical moment, China Men's Football Team stepped forward and proved to the world that China Men's Football Team is still normal!

18 people are not smart and bald like others.

19 is in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I'm done!

It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in too many chefs for more than 20 years!

About; In all parts of; about

1 alive, the money is gone. Not bad money, don't worry. Oh, the stew is very good. -"Not bad money"

If you let a blind man go to the South Pole, he will never find the North. You let the cerebral thrombosis on the fork, he can't hook his leg at all; You let the monkey wear cheongsam, it can't see beauty at all; You ask Pan Changjiang to kiss Zhao, but he can't reach his mouth at all. -"Happy New Year"

Legal newspaper, story newspaper and newly published TV newspaper. -"so strong"

Don't say that you are not qualified to drive, you look illegal. -"Three Whips"

The foot of my bed shone so brightly that the glass fell in love with the frost. If you don't rub it often, you have to dirty yourself. -"Water Delivery Man"

Look at your rotten belly, who will believe you if you don't eat it. -"Three Whips"

7 Shuffle, code cards, grab cards, look at cards, listen to cards, Hu! -Torchbearer

My name is not nervous. -"I want to have a home"

9 mice escort cats-making money is not fatal. -"Happy New Year"

10 razed the village Committee to the ground and built a two-story building, surrounded by a one-foot-two-foot-high fence with barbed wire. There are four watchtowers in the four corners, and the militia guards day and night with spears. The whole two iron gates locked the door, and two big German shepherd crouched behind the door. Customize a lock of eight and a half pounds to smash the door to death. Nobody can go in, and you can't get out. -"rich"

1 1 Don't be manager Liu, manager Liu, it's almost a cancer. -"the eldest son"

12 with the next meal, and finally with gastroptosis. First use the cup, then use the cup, and then blow the bottle with the small mouth. -"Uncle Niu"

13 Don't say yes, it's all gone. -"Face"

14 I'm worried that no one will teach me, and sticky bean buns will fall from the sky. -"Red Sorghum Model Team"

15 Get ready to relax and use your forehead as a lens. -"I want to have a home"

16 manager? I will pretend to be a grandson! -"Uncle Niu"

17 rib man and dog share equally. -"Happy New Year"

18, tell your wife everything. That's a gentleman. -"Xiao Jiu Lao Le"

19 I don't know you in a vest. -"Hourly Worker"

Don't mention him, his cholesterol is high when I mention him! -"Happy New Year"

2 1 hurts self-esteem, which hurts self-esteem too much. -"Hourly Worker"

I can see that there is no one at home. We can find out whose house is locked. -"Door God"

For appreciation, entertainment, education, eye-opening. -"so strong"

Fear is love and love is fear. -"Xiao Jiu Lao Le"

More than 25 kilograms ... is there ... is there? -"Not bad money"

Legend, detection, irony and humor. -"so strong"

Cao Cao broke his heart, his mouth and his body. He also carried water for widows. -"Happy New Year"

Life is a matter of minutes, up to 36,000 days. -"Heart disease"

Whether the cat walks in a straight line depends entirely on the mouse. -"Red Sorghum Model Team"

Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant. -"Happy New Year"