Selling houses and humorous jokes

Selling a house to promote humorous jokes can tell some funny jokes, such as not always saying that the house price is high now, you can't afford it. There are various reasons for buying a house every time. Don't ask me if the house price will fall. I want to know whether the house price is rising or falling, so I won't do real estate sales!

1, don't always say that the house price is high now and you can't afford it. There are various reasons for buying a house every time.

2. I received a phone call today, and a deep voice asked me: Will the house price fall? I was silent. What did you do when the house fell down? I didn't answer the phone, I was busy every day, and the money I finally earned was not enough for the house price to rise.

Don't worry about whether my house price will fall. I want to know whether the house price is rising or falling, so I won't do real estate sales!

If you like a girl, go after her. If you can't catch her, buy a suite to catch her. If you can't catch up with 70 square meters, you can change to 90 square meters. If you can't reach 90 square meters, you can change villas if you can't reach 1 10 square meters. If you can't catch up with the villa, don't chase her, because there will be a bunch of girls chasing you.

5. The correct process of buying a house: looking at the development and environment → looking at the environment → looking at the project → setting the apartment type → signing the payment → collecting the house → moving in. The wrong process of buying a house: ask the price → ask the price → ask the wife → ask the mother → ask the sales → I will ask my aunt → ask my dog → disappear.

6. A colleague around me earned 500,000 yuan a month by selling a house. I asked him how he did it. He said that because the house price went up, he didn't call the customer, didn't grab the room, was interrupted by the customer, and the customer lost 500 thousand.

7. Find five thousand when selling seven thousand, nine thousand when selling nine thousand, nine thousand when selling twelve thousand, and more than ten thousand when selling fifteen thousand. I also want to find a dream. Back 20 years ago, I bought a piece of land for 500 yuan!

8. Buying a house is the same as eating Tang Priest. There can be no delay. Every time a leprechaun catches the Tang Priest in The Journey to the West, the leprechaun will ask, "Your Majesty, when shall we eat the Tang Priest?" . "Don't worry ..." I didn't eat raw Tang meat at last, but I was killed. When the opportunity comes, we must not delay it, and we must not have procrastination in buying a house, otherwise the best opportunity will be gone.

9. A salesman earned more than 6.5438+0 million this year. I asked him how he did it. He said: That's because he earnestly advised his customers to buy it. As a result, the customer didn't buy it, gave up the house on his own initiative and bought another set in order to complete the performance! Finally, it went up!

10, the distance between you and your mother-in-law is only one suite. You can call mom if you have a room, but you can only call aunt if you don't have a room.