April Fool's Day joke sharing "Boutique Edition"

Lead: The bridge is made of two pieces of wood, one high and the other low. A kidnapper crossed the bridge, and the tall piece of wood just made do with his short legs, so he walked smoothly and praised him. This bridge is the best in the world. ? The following is the April Fool's joke I compiled on 20 17. Welcome to reading.

I don't need a classic joke on April Fool's Day. My family knows my name.

The doctor said to the nurse. Ask the injured lady's name so as to inform her family. ?

The nurse came back later and said, the patient said, no, my family knows my name. ,?

What's the use of leaving quickly? It is raining ahead, too

There is a man walking slowly in the rain. Someone on the road felt strange and asked him:

? It's raining so hard, why don't you go quickly?

He calmly replied:? What's the use of leaving quickly? There is rain ahead, too! ?

odd change

One day, a man was digging a hole in the desert. A passerby saw it and asked him what he was digging. He said, I buried some money in the desert, and now I can't find a place to bury it. ? The man said:? Make a mark when burying money! ?

? I marked it. ?

? What mark?

He said:? Dark clouds hung over it at that time. ?

shocked

Nurse:? Hello, are you a professor? Tell you a good news, you have become a father! ? Just now! ?

Professor:? Oh, please don't tell my wife, I'll give her a surprise! ?

I still want to write you a letter from Donna's mother, but unfortunately I have sealed the envelope.

Dear Dona:

A few words to let you know that I am still alive. I know you don't read fast, so I write slowly. You won't find our house when you come back, because we have moved. The family who lived here didn't want to change their address, so they took the house number. So, I can't tell you my current house number.

Your father has found an interesting new job. He has more than 500 people? He mowed the grass in the cemetery.

Your sister gave birth to a lovely baby this morning. I don't know whether it is a boy or a girl. So, I can't tell whether you are an uncle or an uncle.

Yesterday, your father accompanied me to the hospital. The doctor put a small tube in my mouth, took my temperature and told me not to talk for 10 minutes. Your father said that if the doctor was willing to sell it, he would pay 10 for a pipe.

It rained twice last week, the first time for three days, and the second time for four days.

Your dear mother

Ps: I still want to write to you, but unfortunately I have put the envelope away.

Then tell her not to wait.

When the gentleman first arrived in London, he said to the police. My wife and I are lost. If she passes by here, can you ask her to wait here? ?

Police:? But I don't know her! ?

Gentleman:? Ah! That's right. I really didn't expect it, so tell her not to wait. ?

Thanks to its help.

A man went to the street and bought a load of rice. One load was heavy and the other was light, so it was not easy to choose. He scratched his scalp and thought of a way to put a big stone on the bright side. He sweated the rice home, put down the burden and took a long breath. Thanks to this stone today, otherwise there is no way to get it back! ?

? Can't count? broadcaster

The wonderful and fierce table tennis match on TV aroused grandma's great interest.

After reading it, she said, well played, well played! Unfortunately, I found an illiterate announcer! ?

Sun asked inexplicably: Why can't people count?

Grandma said:? It was obvious that two people were playing ball, but he said it was singles. It was clearly played by four people, but he insisted that it was doubles. He's not even halfway there. He doesn't know how to count what it is.

Best and worst

The bridge is made of two pieces of wood, one is high and the other is low. A kidnapper crossed the bridge, and the tall piece of wood just made do with his short legs, so he walked smoothly and praised him. This bridge is the best in the world. ?

Never go out in shoes with laces.

I remember that April 1 day, I was walking on my way to school. I watched my buddy's shoelaces open and reminded him. And he said, don't lie to me. Today is April Fool's Day. This is not a bright spot. . . . The bright spot is. No sooner had he finished than he stepped on his shoelaces and threw a dog to eat shit. . .

So capricious, April Fool's Day is my birthday.

I asked my mother: What bad luck! Why is my birthday April Fool's Day? People always make fun of me.

Mom said: Because my birthday is Women's Day, I have been teased since I was a child, so I made up my mind to find someone to distract everyone.

Originally, your due date was the end of April, and then you had a caesarean section on April 1 day. .

Please believe me, I really had an April Fool's birthday.

I laughed for a long time when I saw a circle of friends written by a high school classmate. The content is: Are you still human? What happened to Lao Zi's April Fool's birthday? ! Don't believe it or not! You have to help me celebrate tonight! I specially ordered two tables of good food and watched it all night by myself!

See who scares who.

Once on April Fool's Day, I put on a mask and wandered in the street. Suddenly I saw a friend in front. I wanted to scare him, so I patted him on the shoulder. As a result, I turned around with a blank face. I was scared on the spot and ran home in fear. The next day, I heard another friend laugh at me, saying that she just wore a mask. God, cleverness is embarrassed by cleverness!

April Fool's Day English joke 1. -What day is it today?

-Today is April Fool's Day.

Oh! You are wrong. Today is March 3rd1. If you don't believe me, please pick up the calendar.

Oh! Today is really April Fool's Day.

-Ha ha! You've been cheated!

2. Bless you, I believe your English will get better and better!

A young blind boy is being coaxed to bed by his mother. Mother said, "Now Billy, pray hard tonight and tomorrow, and your wish will come true!" " . Billy said, "OK, Mom." Then go to bed. The next morning, Billy woke up screaming, "Mom! I am still blind, and my wish has not come true! " . Mother replied, "I know-Happy April Fool's Day!"

4. Wife to husband (he reads newspapers all day): I wish I were a newspaper, so I could be in your hand all day.

Husband: I hope so, too, so that I can change you every day

5. A little boy asked his father, Dad, how much does it cost to get married?

The father replied, I don't know, son. I'm still paying! !

At midnight, the father saw his married son leave home ... He asked him: What are you doing?

The son replied, Dad, I'm tired of my life! My wedding is not going well, my wife and my mother have been quarreling! I have to pay for my in-laws. I hate this life! ! ! I want to stay away from here, I want to taste every pleasure of life, and I want to have every pleasure of life! ! !

Father said: Wait! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! I'll go with you.

7. A lady went to Britain to attend a two-week company training. Her husband drove her to the airport and wished her a pleasant journey.

The wife replied, thank you, dear. What do you want me to bring you?

The husband smiled and said, An English girl! ! !

The woman kept silent and left. Two weeks later, he met her at the airport and asked her, dear, how was your trip?

Wife: Fine, thank you.

Husband: So, where's my present?

Wife: Which gift?

Husband: What I want is: the English girl?

Wife: Oh, that! Well, I tried my best; Now we have to wait a few months to see it. This is a girl! ! !

8. A couple went to an art gallery. They found a picture of a naked woman, only her private parts were covered with leaves. The wife didn't like it and walked away, but the husband kept looking. The wife asked, "What are you waiting for?" The husband replied, "Autumn."