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Why can Qi Jiguang be reused for taking bribes?
Qi Jiguang's bribery is true, but his group ability is strong, and the bandits in the mainland dare not attack casually under the impact of Qigujun. This is either so-so, or what others can do. The country needs such a general. Another point is that Qi Jiguang Dabai is a military commander, and those in power are not afraid of your greed, and they are afraid that you are not greedy.
For example, Wang Jian in the Qin Dynasty and Yue Fei in the Southern Song Dynasty, Wang Jian was rewarded by Qin Shihuang every time he went out to war, and Qin Shihuang was happy to give it to him, trusting him more and more. Yue Fei, on the other hand, Zhao Gou doesn't want to pretend to be honest, whether he is sending a handsome man or giving him money. Zhao Gou became more and more distrustful and afraid of him, and eventually he died of injustice.
Why is this? As a military commander, especially a capable military commander, you are greedy, that is to say, all you want is money, so the country doesn't care about that money. What would politicians think if you were not greedy? What your group wants doesn't care about two things, one is money and the other is power. Since you don't want money, that's power. Do you think politicians can not be afraid of you and don't want you to die? Even if you don't go to him. This is also the reason why Qi Jiguang can lose his reuse by taking bribes!
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