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1. A pair of neighbors are planting vegetables in the courtyard. The tomatoes planted by the female neighbor are always green, while the tomatoes planted by the male neighbor are very attractive. She went to ask, "Why are your tomatoes all red, and mine is still green?" The male neighbor quietly told her, "I just stripped myself naked and stood there, and they were all red." After the female neighbor went back to try it, she came to report to the male neighbor: "I took off my clothes and stood there. The tomato was still green, but the cucumber next to me grew up."

2. During overtime, the female colleague put the milk she brought in the tea room to warm it. At this time, a male colleague stood up to fetch water, and she shouted, "Hey, can you help me see if my milk is hot?" The male colleague blushed: "So many people." Female colleague: "Nothing, I just asked you to touch the temperature, but I didn't ask you to try drinking."

3. A buddy who weighs nearly 3 kg finally made up his mind to go to a weight-loss center to help him lose weight. As soon as he got there, he saw that there were different weight-loss prices, and the higher the price, the more weight he lost. He just thought he wanted to try a low-end one and try to reduce it a little. After paying the money, a very good little sister came out and said to her buddy, "As long as I catch up, I will let you hey hey." After confirming that this is true, my buddy tried to chase it, and ran so pure that he finally came out and measured it, which really reduced a little.

4. When the chicken and the cat met for the first time, the chicken walked around the cat and said, "You must be a cat. It's really cute." The cat who was praised wanted to praise it back, and also imitated the chicken and said, "You are a chicken, so you are very handsome." As a result, the chicken blew up and pecked at the cat: "Let you curse, let you curse."