Jokes about forgetfulness

Text: Forgetfulness in Classical Chinese

To an forgetful person, he forgets to stop when he walks and forget when he sleeps. When his wife got sick, she said, "I heard that there is a doctor somewhere who can cure incurable diseases, so I don't want to seek medical treatment?" He is happy, just a horse riding scissors. Not far from home, I was anxious, dismounted and cut to the ground, tied my horse to a tree and drowned together. When he saw the scissors on the left, he was startled and said, "Danger. This arrow has hit me! " Seeing the horse on the right, he was overjoyed and said, "Although Xiang was surprised, he won another horse and trip worthwhile." When he got on the horse and drowned, he said angrily, "where is the beast?" It defiled my boots! " So I went back the same way. Arriving home in a short time, he lingered outside the door and said to himself, "Where can we live here?" Can we cure others? " His wife came out and knew she had forgotten. It was a curse. The man glared and said, "I don't know you." Why do you hurt people? " Introduction to dragging a wife.

There used to be a forgetful person. When walking, he forgot to stop while walking. When sleeping, he forgot to get up. The wife was very worried and said, "I heard that there is a doctor somewhere who can cure very serious diseases." Why not let him cure? " The man was very happy, so he rode out with an arrow. Not far from home, I suddenly have something urgent to go to the toilet (defecate), so I dismounted, stuck an arrow in the ground, tied the horse to a tree and let it pee. Then I saw the arrow on his left and was startled: "danger, this arrow almost hit me!" " "I was glad to see the horse on the right again, and said," Although it was a false alarm just now, it's not bad to lead someone else's horse. "As soon as I got on the horse, I stepped on the horse urine and said angrily, where did this beast come from? I got my boots dirty! " "So I went back the same way. I will be home soon, wandering outside the door, saying to myself, "whose home is this?" Is it a doctor's house? " His wife knew that he had forgotten again and came out to scold him. He glared and said, "I never knew you." Why do you want to hurt people? " His wife pulled him into the door.