Beg a joke! Speech at the annual meeting!

1. My son was scolded by his mother for his poor study. After being scolded, the son looked at his father with sad eyes and said, why did you marry her? Dad also said with sad eyes: it's not because of you!

2. A man wants to jump off a building,

The wife who just came back shouted, "honey, don't be impulsive, we still have a long way to go!" " "After the man listened,

He jumped down without hesitation. The negotiator standing by said, "Madam, you really shouldn't threaten him like this."

3. A lazy cat chases a mouse crazily.

Finally got married. After marriage, the cat took care of the mouse in every way.

The mouse soon became fat, and the mouse was very moved: "

Honey, why are you so kind to me? The cat smiled and said, "You'll know when you get fat."

4. Friends go climbing together,

At the top of the mountain, a girl shouted in the face of beautiful mountains and rivers:

Motherland! My mother!

A boy who secretly loves her quickly shouted: motherland! My mother-in-law

5. Father: You are so old, it's time to find a wife. Son: Yes, but there are a sea of people. Whose wife am I looking for?

6. A man kept a god pig.

He doesn't want it, so he wants to throw the pig away and send it to You Zhu outside! Once he sent the pig far away, and later he called his wife and said, Is the pig back? The wife said: Come back! He said, call the pig to pick me up. I'm lost.

Some psycho got a pistol from somewhere. He walked in a black alley. Suddenly I met a young man. Without saying anything, the psycho pressed him to the ground and pointed a gun at his head! Question: What is 1+ 1=? The young man was frightened! Meditate for a long time. Answer: equal to 2''? That psycho shot him without hesitation! Then I pulled the gun in my arms and said coldly, you know too much.