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Please give me a brief introduction to Anthony, the author of Minimalism!

Pen name: Anthony

Real name: Ma Liang

English name: Anthony

Birthday: April 11

Blood type: Unknown

Birthplace: Shaanxi/Xi'an

Constellation: Shepherd

Current residence: Australia/Sunbury/melb

Original residence: Dalian

Education: University

Study at: Liaoning University, Shenyang

University studied at: University of Melbourne

Major: Finance/ Western Food/Hotel Management

09 Goal: Become a more calm man

Brothers, sisters and their ages: The only child in the relative’s family has several older sisters and younger brothers who have a good relationship with the third sister 1982 We will get married soon. Kai is three years younger than me and Peng is one year younger than Kai

The most peculiar experience: I had a speech impediment when I was a child, but it improved greatly after receiving counseling from a psychiatrist.

The craziest move: I went to Shanghai alone in high school.

The weirdest characteristics: rarely use punctuation when writing articles; there is a rabbit named Fuji, with whom he often talks; he carries it with him wherever he goes.

There is also a pet piranha plant named GUZZI.

Joke type: Bad joke

Originally published article in: "Island" and "Mind Shuo"

Representative works: the prose "Dear Fuji", the picture book story "These Are the Loves You Give Me", the stand-alone book "Spending the Long Years with Anthony"

Publication: "Spending the Long Years with Anthony"

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In January 2009, his first short story "The Crow" was published in "Minimal Studies Yingke". The entire article uses punctuation, breaking his original habit

Personal homepage: /

Eye color: black/brown/black

Hair color: black a bit browny

Height: 183 cm

Right or left hand : Right

Your legacy: Dalian#$^^amp;*

Shoes you wore today: Barefoot

Your weakness: Don’t know

Things you worry about: Naked MSN

Your perfect pizza: Seafood One or BBQ Chicken

Goals you want to achieve this year: Sleep vs. MSN / Mom and Dad Come / Book Made

An instant messenger for your most over-the-top phrases: .............

Think First Awakening: Should have gone to bed earlier

Your best physical characteristic: Don't know

Your bedtime: 2clock at night

Your most missed memory : 2000

Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi

Macdonalds or Burger King: MC

Lipton Iced Tea or Nestea: No... Hot Chocolate

Cappuccino or: ? I thought cappuccino was a type of coffee...am I wrong? ? ?

Do you smoke: No...

You swear: A little

You sing: Sometimes

You shower daily: depands.. 3 times a week in the winter... I hate showers and washbasins though

You have been loving: kinda

Do you want to go to college: Already Yes

Do you want to get married? Yes, it is necessary

Do you believe in yourself: Yes

Do you get motion sickness: No

Do you think You're attractive: No...just an average guy...and sometimes in the bathroom at night I think this guy is so cute...gt;lt;...

You Be a healthy freak: kinda

You get along with your parents: yep...good old Hua & Chan

You like thunderstorms: I... .

If I were in the room

A means of which team you are: fiddle...donot want to talk about it though

In the past month, you have been drinking : Yes...a little too much

In the past month you smoked: Only 1 yuan form Sun.... She wants to teach me how to make a ring

In the past month, you have been on medication: Never

In the past month, you have had a date: No.....what pite Zhang Bingliang

In the past month, you went to the mall: Yes... Yesterday

In the past month, you ate a box of oreos: No...

In the past In the past month, have you eaten sushi: Yes..I eat a lot of sushi in the workplace, but don't like it

In the past month, have you been on stage: No

In the past month, you have been dropped: No

In the past month, you have experienced skinny dip: No

In the past month, Have you been stolen from anything: Hope not...^_^

Never been drunk: Was...a couple of times

Been called a tease: No never

ever been beaten: no...i got pippens back up to me

ever shoplifted: no

what do you think Die: Still lovin' alive

What do you want to be when you grow up: Chef...cook dishes with love

Which country would you most like to visit: Lots ....Which country is full of MSN? In a boy/girl..

Favorite eye color: blue/green/black

Favorite hair color: blonde/black

Short or Long Hair: Not Short

Height: Height...seems short on the photo though

Weight: Slim.... shit peripheral

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Best Outfit Style: Wonder

How many drugs did I take: ?

How many CDs do I own: Location

Number of people penetrated: 0

How many piercings: None, but not exclusive

Do you have a tattoo: No, if you do, you will put it where others can’t see it, so that the people you like can see it

How many people have you had a crush on: Let me think about whether the crush is really serious, right? There are not three or four people I like

gt; Do you dare not confess to others because of shyness? You think the time has not come yet. I am not opposed to taking the initiative to confess

gt; What do you like to eat: Chocolate jelly and other potato chips? I also like the Chinese cabbage my mother makes in winter, which is also very good

gt; What do I like to drink most: pepsi

gt; What do I like the most? The number: 7

gt; Favorite movie: Forrest Gump When the girl said to Gump, run! When I feel excited, this movie is very good

gt; What kind of movie do you like to watch: Unfixed, very diverse, handsome guys and beauties, plot twists, background music, beautiful pictures, any two of the above factors I will feel that it is acceptable gt;

gt; Favorite cartoon characters and brands: Garfield, Sanzo, Goku, Astro Boy, The Little Prince, the girl who speaks slowly in Aziz, Guisu , Nezha, and many, many more. By the way, there are also the handsome guys from the Sohma family and Tohru.

Puma, Mentholatum, Shiseido, Czech Jones, Nike, Sony, Dove, kfcamp; M CK, Levi’s G-STAR, I can only think of these at the moment

gt; The days I miss the most: It’s a pity to say that because I have a bad memory and I don’t have any particularly memorable days. I am more of a person who lives in the present

gt; The saddest experience: Same as above

gt; Favorite day of the week: Friday [I always feel that the weekend is coming and I feel inexplicably happy]

gt; Which season is spring, summer, autumn and winter your favorite? Before summer, I thought I liked autumn best, but practice has proven that I liked the sour sentence written in my diary before summer the most [I often look forward to it in the depth of winter] to]

gt; Favorite flowers: Lily [I seem to be a little allergic] Calla lily, hyacinth, Fran gardenia, there are many other flowers I like very much

gt; Favorite sports: Does playing badminton, tennis, swimming and walking count?

gt; Favorite type of ice cream: strawberry or original flavor

gt; What are you most afraid of: mice [very disgusting animals] snakesgt; If there is an afterlife : Can you be Apollo, the sun god?

gt; Things you hate to do: getting up early, duplicity, being questioned by others [will drive you crazy] gt; Things you are good at: pretending to be stupid - pretending to be cute

gt; I will think about it in the future What kind of career do you want to do?

gt;: I am a very unplanned person. My mother’s plan is to go abroad to study finance after her senior year and then become a very good businessman when she returns to China [My mother is so great]. What is the career I have ever thought about? Open a clean public toilet in Dalian, work as a chef, and have your own Western restaurant [Do not contact the previous person] Open a ranch, grow flowers, and when I want to buy an IPoid, I think of selling it and becoming a money boy, it is easy to make money Got money. But it must be very tiring. Besides, Yuanzi said that if I really sell it, she will break up with me.

gt; Which floor does your family live on: Now the new home at the end of the year on the second floor is a very beautiful house on the third floor [our family has moved more than ten times]

gt; What do you think of Die Xian? How: There are many rules and it’s very troublesome to play. I’ve never played it before

gt; What do you mostly do when you are bored: There are very few boring times and you think you are a boring person.

gt; Who is your farthest friend: Japan's Yang Xu, Melbourne's Yuanzi

gt; The most annoying thing in the world: being thirsty, or hearing two butterflies That song [really awful]

gt; The best thing in the world: Sleeping with the person you like doesn’t have to be sexual, just holding it is good

gt; I think What about homosexuality: It’s acceptable, I like to see handsome guys.

gt; What’s your attitude toward things you’re not sure about: Ask others for advice, for example: Owen Mengmeng

gt; If someone misunderstands you: Don’t know how to explain

gt; If someone misunderstands you and doesn’t listen to your explanation: How can he listen even if I don’t explain, haha

gt; Have you ever thought about how to deal with you? Is he someone you hate: If you don’t like him, just stay away. He’s a very easy-going person [I think]

gt; Do you think it’s natural for your significant other to pay for you: Whatever There must be a fixed person who pays the bill

gt; What time do you usually go to bed: around one in the morning

gt; What would you do if you saw the person you love sleeping soundly in front of you: No Staring out loud

gt; What do you want most now: the new Apple notebook Burberry windbreaker is actually money

gt; If you were given a chance to go to the world Any place, where would you go: the heart of the person you like

gt; if you could turn back time, which day would you like to go back to: the day before the 50 million Australian dollar lottery draw

gt; Favorite food: any fruit with the word berry, eggplant

gt; What you most want to do in 2009: Fall in love

gt; If you were allowed to become a Animal, what animal do you most want to be: I really just want to "be" a human

gt; Do you think you will get tired of staying with one person all the time (friend or lover): The right person No

gt; What would you do when you are very depressed: Eat?

gt; The happiest dream I have ever had is: a sexual dream

gt ; Who do you plan to spend Valentine’s Day with in 2009: Could your lover be my mother?

gt; When was the last time you shed tears: Yesterday

gt; For what: cutting onions