Funny copywriting that everyone likes

1. My head is full of wisdom, and it stretches my face.

2. Yesterday I bought a piece of chicken breast, and I cried while eating it. Even the chicken had a breast, but I didn’t.

3. I don’t want any identity or status, I just want to simply become a rich man.

4. I really want to count the stars with you, but unfortunately your IQ is only suitable for counting the moon.

5. Overseas: ideas and talents are king, but domestically: relationships and flattery are the rule.

6. What is friendship? I changed my mobile phone number 4 times after graduation without telling anyone, but my classmates still contacted me when they got married!

7. If you can’t overcome the hurdles in life, you will find yourself in the valley of despair; if you pass them, there will be new hurdles waiting for you.

8. The exam is a matter for one person, but the score is a matter for the seven aunts, eight aunts, and Lao Wang next door, etc., and a bunch of other people waiting for it.

9. I can cook food, wash clothes, mop the floor, earn money, fight, go shopping, and play when I go out. What more boyfriend do you need?

10. What does murderous intent feel like? God’s reply: When your mother calls you by your full name.

11. Thousands of words combined into one sentence may not be accepted by others. Why don't you all try to transfer a sum of money?

12. A woman with a prosperous husband has several characteristics: she can eat, she can drink, she can sleep, she can spend money, she is unreasonable and she doesn’t work!

13. Just to be clear, although there is no overtime pay for working overtime, there is no overtime pay for those who do not work overtime!

14. Do you think this is the low point of your life? wrong! In fact, you still have room to fall.

15. Do you know how disgusting you are? When your mother first felt your presence, she threw up, and she kept throwing up for months.

16. Some people say that everything will be straightened out when the boat reaches the bridge. But with your weight, the boat will sink before it reaches the bridge.

17. After arguing with my girlfriend for more than an hour, I finally won my freedom and became a monotone dog again.

18. Stop talking about the ideal of meeting the right person at the best age. I just want to be at the best age, get something for nothing, be free to spend time, and lie down anywhere.

19. Work hard so that your mother can have bragging rights when she walks around in old age!

20. Remember, don’t challenge my bottom line again and again, otherwise, don’t blame me for revising my bottom line again.

21. My friend has achieved a breakthrough in his career and his life has improved. I am really happy for him. But if it were me, I would be happier.

22. Although I am ugly, as long as I buy beautiful clothes, I can be ugly and beautiful.

23. The only thing a woman can do for a lifetime is: lose weight. There are many benefits to losing weight. A small weight loss can change your clothes, a big weight loss can change your husband.

24. The lifespan of a mobile phone is about three to five years, which is only one-twentieth of a human lifespan! Your phone is just a part of your life, but you are all of it! Please put down the trivial matters around you and spend more time with your mobile phone!