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Talking about work humor
2. Some people say that when God comes to Malaysia to travel, he can't leave his job after work.
3. Going to school is spending money to muddle along, and going to work is spending money to live.
It's noon to mow the grass, and it's quite hard to go to work. It's better to fight the landlord than to be idle.
Every day when the alarm clock rings, there are 500 reasons for asking for leave in my mind, but none of them are reliable.
6. I wake up every morning thinking that my grandfather quit, and my grandson will go to work as usual after twenty minutes.
7. Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded for no reason every day.
8. I wish I were a child. I went to sleep after crying, and now I have to go to work after crying.
9. The most painful thing in the world is to go to work. You resist every day, but do it every day.
10. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering, you can't reach the end of the world. I dried my tears. Tomorrow morning, we will all go to work.
1 1. "In a word, it proves that I am very busy at work." "My mobile phone still has 75% power when I get home from work."
12. There are a group of Smurfs on this side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea! They are diligent and clever. They worked overtime until dawn. ...
13. Others want money when they go to work, and we are looking for death when we go to work!
14. Growing up means going to work as usual the next day even if you are sad to death.
15. It's hard and tiring to go to work. It's a hell on earth. It's better to join B club, don't queue up for shopping, don't pay shopping fees, and collect protection fees.
16. Although I am late for work every day, I still get off work on time.
17. From "I'm in class" to "I'm at work", only we know the sadness during the period.
18. Going to work is like marriage in the old society. Obviously, if you are unhappy, you have to be together.
19. It is extremely hot to go to work in summer and extremely cold to go to work in winter.
20. Be late for work every day when you have money, and deduct 10 yuan for each time you are late. I'll give you 1 ten thousand yuan, so you can keep it for fun.
2 1. It hurts to breathe at work. She lives in every corner of me.
22. I don't want to go to work seven days a week.
23. Going to work means getting up earlier than chickens, sleeping later than dogs, eating worse than pigs and doing more than donkeys.
I want to have a life outside of work, so I have to work overtime.
25. Weeding is at noon, and going to work is very hard. After a morning, it was afternoon. If you have no money to spend, your heart will be more painful. For a better life, hard work is hard work.
26. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only suitable for getting paid.
27. At the thought of going to work tomorrow, I have a headache, leg pain, eye pain, hand pain, foot pain and pain everywhere.
28. The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave.
29. In this weather, you have to wait for the northwest wind when you go to work.
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