Give a joke that makes people feel crooked.

In the afternoon coffee time, the general manager approached four female colleagues. "Beautiful ladies, do you want to guess?"

Hee hee ... ok, listen carefully. Guess what's on a person: hair on top and hair on the bottom. Let's fight to the death at night. "

"Oh, the general manager is lewd, and people are not coming!"

"Hey, don't get me wrong, the answer is' eyes'"

Misunderstanding (2)

When punching in, the general manager said to his female colleague, "Ladies! Do you want to have a brain teaser? " Powder people think, here we go again.

Listen: "What's the hardest part? Girls like it best, especially married women, and they can't put it down. Brainstorm! Start! " The fans began to blush again and bowed their heads to walk away.

"ah! Haven't you said the answer yet? " "Don't come, general manager, you are the most beautiful!"

"ah! Where have you been?

The answer is diamonds! "

Misunderstanding (3)

"general manager! Don't play guessing today? "

"It's hard to guess. You can't guess."

"hum? Who said that? " All the ladies are indignant and indomitable.

All right! Then listen carefully.

Guess human beings: "a thing can be long or short, westerners are long and orientals are short."

The ladies began to blush again and pretend to be shy.

"alas! I hate it! Give more tips? "

"Well, hint: after marriage, the wife can use this thing from her husband."

"Oh, why can't I use it before I get married?" A slightly shrew mm teased and asked. "If you insist on using it, it will make people laugh: What a scandal?"

"alas! I hate it! Give a hint. " Ladies are pretending to be reserved again.

"Well, hint: monks won't use it."

"So ... so ... will a nun think of using it?" Then mm will ask again

"The nun also need not. The things they use are getting longer and longer. "

"wow! Wow? " The ladies made a charming voice full of envy and longing.

"Why? Can't guess? It's hard to guess, so you don't believe it. "

"Is it big sometimes? Sometimes small? " It's still that mm asking.

"Well, that's right! Seeing that he is old, say he is: the older one; If you look at his young age, you can say that he is: young, like people who have recently played professional baseball, according to size. "

"alas! So dirty, use this point? " Young ladies are whispering.

The ladies have decided that the answer is "that", but they are embarrassed to say it.

Suddenly I saw the chairman's car pull into the gate outside the window, and the ladies hurried back to their seats.

"ah! Haven't you guessed yet? "

"alas! I'm not going! The general manager is lewd! "

"ah! What do you think? The answer is the surname of the first name. "

Misunderstanding (4)

The general manager is playing guessing games again.

"Dear beautiful ladies, can you guess a riddle? Guess something about people:

Lick hard, don't lick hard, to sleep comfortably, rub it first. "

The ladies are blushing again. ...

"alas! I'm not going! The general manager is lewd! "

"ah! Where do you want to go! The answer is teeth. "

Misunderstanding (5)

"Dear beautiful ladies, can you guess a riddle? Listen carefully and guess an idiom! Will not want to slanting:

I really want it. I really want it. I'm so excited and want it. As a result, water slowly starts to flow out of the hole. "

"alas! Oh, my God, such a shameless general manager. " The ladies are cursing!

"Why? Can't guess! Hey! "

"That ... that will be very open?" The old woman asked shyly.

"That's right! They are all open. And the water flows more. "

"I hate it! I hate it! I'm not going! The general manager is lewd. "

"ah! If you can't guess, don't talk nonsense. The answer is drooling. "