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1. Sometimes the so-called love is just a moment of warmth, which makes you warm at that moment. Long-term patience cannot be concealed after passion.

If you can know how to give up everything, you can gain something. The meaning of life lies in giving. I don't ask for anything, although sometimes giving back is more attractive than giving.

Complaining is God's greatest contribution to mankind and the most sincere part of human prayer.

4. The price of wisdom is contradiction. This is a human joke on the concept of pedestrians.

There is no one in this class. Why should I cry for him? Only the one who made me cry for him? Yongyuan won't make me cry.

If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to win him. If a friend makes you angry, you still care about his friendship.

7. Always try the other shoe. If you put it on, it may squeeze other people's feet.

8. Ling Huchong said, "Some things are beyond our control, so we must control ourselves."

I don't know if what I am doing now is right or wrong, but I won't know until I finally die of old age. So what I can do now is to try my best to do everything well and then wait to die of old age.

10. Maybe some people are hateful and some people are despicable. And when I put myself in his imagination, I realized that he was more pitiful than me. So please forgive all the people you have met, good and bad.

1 1. The fish said to the water, you can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water says I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

12. Happiness should be accompanied by sadness, and the rain will clear up. If rain remains after rain and sorrow remains after sorrow, please let us face this parting frankly. Smile to find an impossible you!

13. Death taught everything, just like the results announced after the exam-although it suddenly dawned, it was too late ~!

14. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. You are crying, people who love you are laughing, life is over, people who love you are crying, crying and laughing, and life is over.

15. There are few women that men think are suitable for them before they get married, but many women think are suitable for them after they get married.

16. Among thousands of people, meet the person you met; In thousands of years, in the boundless wilderness of time, we happened to catch up, neither earlier nor later.

17. Everyone has potential energy, but it is easy: it is covered by habit, blurred by time and consumed by inertia.

18. Life is only a few decades. Don't leave any regrets for yourself. Smile happily. Cry if you want, and love when you should. It's okay to suppress yourself.

19. words in peacetime: when fantasy and reality face each other, it is always very painful. Either you are knocked down by pain or you step on it.

20. True love does not pay attention to excitement, ostentation and extravagance, prosperity and howling.

2 1. Maybe some people are hateful and some people are despicable. And when I put myself in his shoes, I found that he was more pitiful than me. So, please forgive everyone you meet, good or bad.

22. It's really hard for us to survive. First of all, we have to bear all kinds of external pressures, but we also have to face our own inner confusion. In the struggle, if someone gives you an understanding look, you will feel the warmth of life. Maybe just a brief glance is enough to make me feel excited. A man is not old until regrets replace dreams.

23. I don't think about whether I can succeed. Since I chose the distance, I only care about hardships. I don't want to think about whether there will be cold wind and rain behind me. Since the goal is the horizon, what is left to the world is only the back.

24. Regret is an emotion that consumes the spirit. Regret is a bigger loss than loss and a bigger mistake than mistake, so don't regret it.

Few women feel suitable for them before marriage, but many women feel suitable for them after marriage.

Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

When fantasy and reality face each other, it is always painful. Either you are knocked down by pain or you step on it.

Autumn leaves have gone, the wind has made a promise, but the spoony tree is waiting for a winter. ...

-Work is like gang rape. You can't do it, someone else will. Life is like masturbation. Everything depends on your own hands. The future is like sex. There are always low tides and high tides. Reading is like calling a chicken. You must give and contribute. What's wrong with this one? Don't you have to be paraplegic?

If you are right, so is your world.

Optimists see opportunities behind problems, pessimists only see problems behind opportunities, and opportunities will never knock on your door, no matter how many years you wait. It will only pass like a gust of wind, which requires your reaction ability and speed. Move towards a goal, exert your potential as much as possible, and you will find opportunities when you are talented. Although the wind has no color, it is green after blowing.

3 1 In a person's life, he may not have great fame or much wealth, but he must have no pleasure in working.

Wisdom is: correct judgment, accepting new knowledge, being lively and active, learning from experience and making good use of knowledge.

Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what is unacceptable.

Death teaches people everything, just like the results announced after the exam-although it suddenly dawned, it was too late!

Everything can be washed away except tears, that is, time, and it is time to convey feelings. The longer the time, the lighter the conflict, just like tea.

Love is very simple, because everyone will say, "I love you and will give everything for you!" " "Love is hard, because not many people have made their own promises. Because I don't believe in promises, I won't say what will happen to my beloved. I can only make her willing to walk into the wedding hall with me through my own actions. Our marriage is not the grave of love.

When it is sunny for 37 days, you will feel that everything is full of love; When it rains, I feel blue and full of time and space.

Shadows accompany your work, which means that you are in the bright sunshine.

If you can't forget him, don't forget him. True forgetfulness requires no effort.

People who bring you happiness can also bring you pain.

4 1 can wash away everything except tears, and it is time that is diluted. The longer the time, the lighter the conflict, as if it were tea. As long as it's a good song, you'll never get tired, and as long as it's someone you really love, you'll never get tired.

4 1 We live a rich life, not because we have too much pleasure, but because we have too much suffering.

The mirror reflects the truth, but the truth is the opposite.

You are lucky to have someone to help you, and it is just fate for us to help you. No one should do anything for you. Life is your own.

When a friend is in trouble, offer a helping hand. When he is unlucky, try not to disturb his friends. This is the way to make friends and be a man.

Don't do things that hurt friends, don't do things that violate morality. Morality should be greater than friendship, and friends should be more important than themselves.

Life is a pursuit, and no one can guarantee that it will be smooth sailing. Maybe this is an incentive to make you suffer a little.

Some people have grievances, while others have grievances. They are Jianghu people. How did you quit?

People who speak fast, not everything is the best, but what they have.

In the journey of life, we are all passers-by, meeting in a hurry and leaving in a hurry, leaving a series of endless stories here, realizing the preciousness of possession in a hurry, and knowing how to cherish every sincerity and friendship in a hurry.

Nothing in the world is perfect. A man tries his best to find something so that he can get it, but what he originally held in his hand is thrown away.

5 1 love is so contradictory and subtle. It seems to be hate, but it is actually love. The most vicious words of concern when quarreling outside are often said to the people you love the most.

The most regretful feeling is always after the lover leaves.

If a person is really in your heart, then you don't care if he is by your side.

If you love someone, you will love if you don't promise, and if you don't love someone, your promise will betray.

54. A person who is too attractive loses the peace of life. A person who is too unattractive loses his calm and fatigue, and his life is too cold and lonely.