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20 1 1 Lao Zhang came home from work early and found that his wife was having an affair with his secretary. He was so scared that he ran back to the unit and sighed: Good hanging, almost found by the leader to leave early! "Part II: Modesty" Lao Zhang is timid and clumsy. One day, after a drunken fight, he dared to comment on his wife, who denied it and said, only once. Lao Zhang pointed at his wife and said angrily, you ... you ... you are modest! Chapter III: Forgiveness Lao Zhang was very helpless and chatted with his secretary wife. The secretary's wife was very angry: we got back at them. After that, the secretary's wife is still angry and retaliates again! Five times in a row Lao Zhang knelt down and begged for mercy: please sister-in-law, I have forgiven them! "Part IV: Empathy" Lao Zhang went home to have a showdown with his wife, who finally admitted it, and said that it was not as original as cheating! Lao Zhang said excitedly, I feel the same way. I feel the same way ... "Chapter 5: Marrying a Woman" Lao Zhang has an ugly girl who will never marry and hopes to be abducted. One day, her dream finally came true and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper thought she was ugly and sent her back to her original place. The woman insisted on not getting off the bus. The kidnapper gnashed his teeth and stamped his foot and said, Go! No car! Chapter six: Lao Zhang's personal year-end summary has problems: good eating, good picking up girls, good playing cards and good drinking. Cause analysis: good food, good girl, good brand and good wine. Sum up experience: eat well, pick up girls well, play cards well and drink well. Rectification measures: good food, good girl, good brand and good wine. Direction of efforts: eat good food, pick up girls, play good cards and drink good wine. Chapter 7: Resignation The beauty at the front desk of Lao Zhang Company is crying to resign. Colleagues were surprised and asked, "You did a good job. Why did you quit?" The beauty is furious: "I don't want to quit my job either, but there is an asshole in the company called orgasm who is always late!" " "The manager advised," then you won't quit! " Beauty continued to explain, "it doesn't matter if he is late. The question is, do I have orgasms every day? "I really can't stand it!"

Small cinema advertisement: the beautiful woman was dragged into the forest by seven men after fainting … it's worth seeing, buy a ticket! At the screening, your uncle: Snow White! The next day's advertisement: A woman and seven men are as charming as waves, not Snow White! Charming, not Snow White, buy a ticket! At the screening, grandma's: Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea! The next day, the advertisement changed again: the husband was killed, and the beautiful wife fell into the hands of seven boys ... If you are tempted, buy a ticket again! At the screening, my mother: gourd baby!