Tell a cold joke!

A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp.

Magic lamp: "

I can only give you one wish. Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. "

Man: "I want a wife."

……"

The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then said disdainfully: "

I am hungry and greedy for beauty! Pathetic! "Say that finish and disappeared.

Man: "... cake."

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The earthworm family was bored this day, so the little earthworm cut himself into two pieces and played badminton.

Mother earthworm thinks this method is good, so she cuts herself into four sections and plays mahjong.

Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into minced meat.

Mother earthworm cried and said, "Why are you so stupid?" You will die if you cut so hard! "

Earthworm father said weakly:

"... suddenly want to play football. "

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Yitianguang snack street

Find a store that sells egg towers

Every one looks delicious. I want to buy one to try.

I asked the clerk

：

Excuse me, is this sold separately?

Salesperson

No, it's Japanese.

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Once upon a time, a man fished and caught a squid. Squid begged him: Let me go! The man said, well, let me ask you a few questions. Squid said happily, take the exam! Then people roast squid.

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One day, Zorro went to his mistress's house to meet her. The hostess asked Zorro, "What should I do when my husband comes back?"

Zorro said, "It's okay. If your husband comes back, I will jump out of the window and my horse will pick me up below. "

The hostess said that if I heard three knocks at the door, my husband would come back.

Zorro said: I see.

After a while, it rained. Suddenly there were three knocks at the door: knock, knock, knock. It's late, but soon. Zorro flew out of bed and jumped out of the window in the blink of an eye. When the hostess saw Zorro leaving, she went to open the door.

I saw a horse standing in front of the door and said to her, "Tell Zorro it's raining outside and I'll wait for him in the corridor."

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A QQ joke about eunuchs: Once upon a time, there was a eunuch ... and then what? Go ahead. A: There's nothing down there. ...

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MM got lost looking for a university. Meet a gentle professor. Excuse me, how can I get to the university?

Professor: Only by studying hard can you go to college.