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What embarrassing things have you done with your girlfriends of the opposite sex?

I use my girlfriend's bra as a towel.

When I was in high school, there were few people in the school. At that time, the second floor of the school dormitory building 1 was empty, with 3 men and 4 women. This is the background. I once liked a girl. I should say I like each other. I often go to their dormitory. I was sweating all over after playing football one night. When I went back to the dormitory, I heard my roommate say that he wanted to see me, so I went directly to their dormitory. Everyone is there. She asked me to fetch two pots of water for her.

Because the water heater was on the first floor, she didn't dare to go down at night, so she put the pot under my feet. She went to the bed to get me food, and told me to bring the pink towel in my closet to wipe my sweat, and I went to open the closet. Towels are hanging on the edge of the wardrobe. There is a towel that looks like a small towel, that is, two small white belts, less than one width.

I thought it was for wiping sweat, because it was all pink. I took it out, wiped my sweat and told her that your towel smelled of milk. She blushed and froze, and their roommates stared at me for a few seconds. A burst of laughter opened, milk! Hahaha! She also took that thing from me.

I asked you to get a towel. Why did you take this? I didn't realize it at the time. I took a towel and it smelled like milk. Did you accidentally wipe your feet? Then their roommates laughed even crazier. Then it was pushed out. Later, she was nicknamed the cow and I was nicknamed the milkman. I didn't know what it was called until later.