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Qiu Chu Mao Wen yi wan Yangchun noodles

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Miss Zhao slowly tidied up the furniture on the stall. It's getting dark, and there are fewer and fewer pedestrians on the road. His pots and baskets have bottomed out. The Spring Festival is coming soon. People on the official road go to Machi, and from south to north, they all rush home. Their booth is at this fork in the road, and their business is doing well. While setting the chopsticks and charcoal fire, he waited for another guest, sold the last strand of noodles, and then closed the stall and went home. The daughter-in-law served hot food, and the fat boy called "Dad", which was very nice.

Vaguely, a string of hooves came with the wind, getting closer and closer. Teacher Zhao looked up and saw two horses coming side by side in the dim night, and two riders were sitting immediately. Teacher Zhao is wondering if these two people will patronize their own business. When the horse stopped in front of the stable, he heard a man immediately ask him loudly, "Boss, is there anything to eat?"

"Yes, you can have a bowl of Yangchun noodles." Miss Zhao nodded quickly, and then made a mistake. "It's only enough for one person ..."

"It doesn't matter, just a bowl of Yangchun noodles."

"Ok, a bowl of noodles in spring-"Miss Zhao fired and put the noodles in the pot.

Two riders got off their horses, went to the table and sat down. Teacher Zhao lit the oil lamp and sent it to the table. He wiped the table again and politely greeted, "The two guests have a rest and will come soon." By the light of the oil lamp, Miss Zhao could see that across the table were two young men with two long swords.

The one who talked to himself before pulled out four chopsticks from the chopsticks tube and stood up: "Boss, borrow your pot to iron chopsticks."

Teacher Zhao quickly replied, "Yes, yes, this way."

The man followed him to the pot and dipped the chopsticks in boiling water. The fire edged his side face with gold, which looked very warm. Teacher Zhao reached for a bowl to prepare noodles, but he was embarrassed again: "guest officer, I was just about to close the stall, and there was only a clean bowl left." Will you two make do with it? "

The man cocked his head and smiled: "It doesn't matter, that's all."

Miss Zhao only felt that she had never seen such a beautiful and accommodating person, so she couldn't help turning to look at another one. That one didn't make a sound. At this point, he sat motionless at the table, with his head sideways facing the wilderness, and the white scabbard around him was shining with cold light. Teacher Zhao turned around and bowed his head to do his own thing.

The previous one ironed the chopsticks and served them. When the noodles are cooked, Teacher Zhao quickly puts them in a bowl, adds seasoning and brings them over: "Here, you two take your time."

After greeting the guests, Mr. Zhao quickly put out the fire and put away the tables and stools. Just a handful of noodles, which man can eat it in three, let alone two men? He guessed that he would count to five or ten at most, and the guests asked him to check out. In this cold winter, as soon as the fire goes out, it gets cold. He must hurry lest the wind blow him away. I didn't know that he counted to twenty, all the extra tables and stools were loaded with cars, and the guests didn't mean to leave yet.

Miss Zhao couldn't help looking sideways. I can see clearly under the lamp that there is less than half a bowl of noodles left in the bowl. The noodles provoked by two pairs of chopsticks are counted clearly and chewed more carefully. Are you afraid that the noodles are too thick to get stuck in your throat? Strange grinding for so long! Teacher Zhao wanted to laugh, but he was kind-hearted, and his hand of packing slowed down involuntarily.

When Miss Zhao put the stove in the car, she suddenly heard someone say, "Do you really want to come back to the island with me?"

The voice is so low that Miss Zhao has never heard of it. It must be another guest officer.

Sure enough, the one in front said loudly, "I told you that Chinese New Year is the busiest time. How can I leave? "

The other party seems to be very annoyed: "This sentence is repeated every year! Aren't all the others dead? Not without you? "

The previous one refused to let go: "Who is not busy in the New Year? And no one asked for leave. Since I have returned to the island for the New Year, why not come back in the spring? "

After saying his word, another man stood up with a sword that caught the white sheath. Teacher Zhao's heart thumped, and it is not uncommon for Jianghu people to draw swords and hurt his stall. I don't know that the man turned to lead the horse, turned over on horseback, turned around to the east, and disappeared into the night as soon as the horseshoe rang.

Miss Zhao stood by and didn't dare to move, just looking at the rest of the people. The man is still sitting facing the table. There is a mouthful of noodle soup left in the bowl on the table, and there are two noodles floating on the noodle soup. Teacher Zhao only asks him not to suddenly get up and leave, and even a beautiful smile can't top a bowl of noodles! Fortunately, the man took only two breaths, got up to pay the bill, thanked him kindly, mounted his horse and walked north along the road.

-I represent ending the serious part above and starting the dividing line of the inappropriate part below-

When Zhan Zhao got home, he had already got up. He raised his hand to push the gate, but it contracted slightly and bounced back. He thought that the hometown of two servants was in a neighboring county, so he told them to go home for the Spring Festival before he went on a business trip. Xiao Si, a very good boy, sent him home to visit his parents early. Naturally, they locked the door when they left. After arriving in Beijing early in the morning, I went to Kaifeng House first. I was so busy that I didn't even think about it, but I was turned away from my home. Zhan Zhao turned around and patted the black unicorn on the head, pulled out the giant que, looked at the door lock through the dim star color, and chopped off his sword. The door lock was broken, and Zhan Zhao took the black unicorn into the door.

Settled down in the black unicorn, flustered by hunger, but anxious for another day. I really don't want to go out again, so I have to go to the kitchen and light a lamp in the dark to look around. How to get ready-made food in a house that has been empty for several days? There is a meal, but it's a pity that you cook porridge or something. Zhan Xianan hasn't learned from his teacher yet. Fortunately, I took out a handful of dried noodles, lit the fire and poured water. I threw the noodles directly into cold water, and while waiting for my familiarity, I thought of Bai Yutang.

Bai Yutang eats with his right middle finger together, holding cufflinks, and the other three fingers slightly curled. With a wave of his backhand, I saw a flash of silver light, and the cuff links went straight into the narrow neck bottle mouth two feet away, giving out a "ding" sound. Bai Cheng closed his eyes and breathed a sigh of relief. He put the heart hanging in his throat back to its original position. It's cold behind me. I thought it was a cold sweat.

Wuye returned to the island for one day and was obviously in a bad mood. During the day, several leaders in charge talked back and forth, and when they came out, they all turned pale and sweated, winking at themselves and gesturing, which looked like fog. At night, he will understand. They told themselves that Wu Ye was in a bad mood and hoped he would be careful.

This is not a problem. What's the big night game? A room full of lights and candles flickered on and off, shining like daytime. He also picked a bottle with a small mouth and a narrow neck and insisted on putting his hand on his head. The bottle mouth is not as big as copper coins, the cufflinks are so cold, and it is soaked in the ground. Bai Cheng feels that he is going to see the reincarnation of the Bodhisattva. Although Wu Ye is a "Jianghu expert", he has the habit of skipping and circling. If something goes wrong ... without his heart, I can't help saying "Amitabha" 500 times. A figure is sitting behind a blue gauze cabinet, and Miss Taoye is fiddling with something, which smells delicious. Bai Cheng longed for her to come out and take a message. Maybe Wu Ye will let him go, but I just hate that there is no such connection.

Bai Yutang looked at Bai Cheng face and white hands shaking feet, funny in my heart. He deliberately touched the cufflinks again, raised his hand and scratched the bottle mouth twice, and closed his eyes.

Sure enough, I heard Bai Cheng howling, and her voice trembled: "Look at the light how bright in this room, Second Young Master. Why not close your eyes and take a white photo? " Why don't you open your eyes? "

Bai Yutang heart way this boy how so timid? If you dare to come to the island like this, you might as well send him back to Jinhua to farm early. But he said, "Opening your eyes is a gesture, and closing your eyes is kung fu. Master, no one has seen my kung fu on weekdays, so it's cheaper for me today. " Press your hand down.

Bai Cheng looked at the cufflink arrow pointing to the tip of his forehead, and even his liver was shaking: "The benefits I gave are too great, I'm afraid I can't afford it! Why not keep it for others next time? "

See Bai Yutang ignored him, cufflinks from side to side, but refused to leave a face. Bai sincerely asked all the gods and buddhas, and almost fainted. I saw a girl of sixteen or seventeen, wearing a double flat bun, coming out from behind the Qingsha Pavilion and shouting to Bai Yutang, "Master Wu, I have finished the sword tassel. As you ordered, there is a fragrant medicine in the knot to avoid insects in spring. Look at that.

Bai Yutang opened his eyes, and sure enough, he saw a long string of ears in peach leaf's hand, so he threw the cufflinks, walked to the ocean's bed and sat down. Peach leaves put the ear into his hand, and moved a pillow for him to lean on. Bai Cheng got his life, but he didn't dare to leave without saying goodbye. He stood still, holding the bottle above his head.

Ye Tao added, "I have been busy for a long time since I came back. I didn't eat dinner raw. Why don't you ask the chef to make some snacks? "

Bai Yutang just said "not hungry" for a while, then paused, thought for a moment and said, "Have you eaten noodles? Let's eat noodles, Yangchun noodles. "

Peach leaves promised and blinked at Baicheng. Bai Cheng was so embarrassed that he put down the bottle, put on some cufflinks and ran away.

Zhan Zhao guessed that Bai Yutang was angry, otherwise he wouldn't suddenly kiss up and leave. He just didn't understand how to recruit him to provoke him, so he suddenly fell face to face. I didn't promise to go to the island with him, but didn't I spend my years in Beijing last year and the year before last? Is he unhappy? I don't want to stay in Beijing this year. I want to go to the island and Jinhua. Let's go. Why do you have to drag him into this? The more holidays, the more activities. Which one in Kaifeng is going to set up a stall to play? How could such a clever man like him fall down and get angry over this matter?

When the water boiled, the bones splashed upward, stirring the noodles, and a pot of water mixed into white noodle soup. Zhan Zhao fished out two noodles and tasted them. He felt almost enough, so he touched a sea bowl and picked them in. He added some oil and salt and stirred them. He picked up the noodles and sent them to his mouth.

What a strong alkaline smell! Zhan Zhao frown. That night, Zhan Zhao vaguely remembered the noodles he was eating at the roadside noodle stand. It is not so alkaline, but it seems to have the smell of broth and chopped green onion. After a hundred miles, the hot spring noodles with fragrant chopped green onion are not a problem. One person eats three bowls at a time, two people share them, and there is actually one bite left. Naturally, when you meet a small town at dawn, the first thing you do is to fill your stomach. Well, I wonder when Bai Yutang ate it later. If he returns to the island, what will Mrs. Lu cook for him? The cook on the island is not bad. Every time he goes to the island, he always eats something new.

Zhan Zhao found that he couldn't eat the cooked noodles in his hand, so he poured them into his stomach, wiped his face with some hot water and put out the fire. Go back to the bedroom, take off your coat, roll into the bedclothes, and fall asleep immediately.

Bai Yutang's Yang Chun noodles are here. The delicate porcelain bowl contains clear and bright soup, the pale yellow noodles are thin and clean, and a few chopped green onions are tender and lovely.

Bai Yutang turned cold: "What is this?"

Bai Cheng replied: "Sir, this is the Yangchun noodles you want."

"Yangchun noodles? Duck egg noodles, old hen stewed ginseng medlar soup, how about your Yangchun noodles? "

Bai Cheng looked wronged and just wanted to know. Ye Tao winked at him and said, "You are stupid, too. You don't know how to tell them to do something light at night. Who likes to eat this greasy medicine? " Don't ask to change jobs? "

"All right, don't eat." Bai Yutang waved impatiently. "Let's all go out. Many people are annoyed. "

Bai Cheng walked out with a bowl of noodles in his hand and muttered, "I don't know what's bothering me and take it out on us. Who loves to eat? I love to eat! " So three mouthfuls of noodle soup were poured into the stomach.

I mean, another day. I don't know what good dividing line to talk about.

"Ghost?" Zhan Zhao bite a sesame seed cake to ask.

Bianjing City was very busy early in the morning, and all kinds of merchants set up shops and set up stalls, shouting guests. Nobody cooks at home, so Zhan Zhao goes to the stall next to his home to have breakfast. He met Zhang Long Zhao Hu, who was looking for him, and invited them to dinner.

"Last night," Zhang Long said over dinner, "it was the Wangs who opened the North-South grocery store. His old lady came out of the Buddhist temple last night and passed by the ancestral temple. When she heard something moving inside, she opened the door and went in, only to see a white shadow floating high. The old lady fainted on the spot. Boss Wang came to see the adults this morning, and the adults said they would go and have a look when they were free. "

"Boss Wang has a good relationship with many dignitaries." Zhao Hu gave Zhan Zhao a "you understand" look.

"Then go and have a look." ZhanZhaoChao Zhang Long face at a glance, "elder brother, what's wrong with your face? Injured? "

Zhang Long stroked his face uneasily. "Nothing, I got caught in a branch."

"I let my nephew scratch it." Zhao Hu swallowed soybean milk.

Zhang Long's face turned red. He grabbed a biscuit and stuffed it into Zhao Hu's mouth: "You can't stop eating!"

"Quarrel with my sister-in-law?" Zhan Zhao asked.

"oh! Isn't it just for the New Year! " We saw that it was broken, so we just spat and sulked. "Your sister-in-law said that since we got married, we have been in Kaifeng for the New Year every year and lived in the Lantern Festival. When you are free, take her and her children to their hometown and her home for a walk, and stay for one night and then leave. The child is four years old. He has never eaten jiaozi at grandma's house, nor has he seen grandma's lamp. I won't spend the Spring Festival in Kaifeng this year, but I can go to my children's grandmother's house. I have to ask for leave. I told you it wasn't far. I'll rent a car for your mother and find a suitable person to follow. You can go anywhere you like. Your sister-in-law said she was the only one like NianLia. When she returned to her mother's house, her relatives laughed at her for marrying the whole Kaifeng House. I said I said I was busy when I got married. Don't you want to? What are you complaining about now? Your sister-in-law was anxious and scratched my face with one hand. "

Zhao Hu gave him an oblique look: "Sister-in-law is right. If I were you, I would be wronged. "

Zhang Long was also anxious: "Why don't you talk to your brother? Nobody else knows. You don't know? I went to Lantern Festival the year before last, and it rained for more than a month. If it is a little looser, something will happen. Who in Kaifeng didn't sleep in the dark? My brothers were so busy that I took my wife and children home for the New Year. Am I that kind of person? "

"You have your reason, sister-in-law also didn't say wrong. After a hard year with a man, shouldn't you take your son-in-law back to her mother's house with a long face? "

"Your boy is not married yet. How can you talk to a woman? We all took our wives home for the New Year, so how can ordinary people celebrate the New Year? Do you think it is a small exhibition? "

We were going to ask Zhan Zhao to be reasonable, but when I turned around, I saw Zhan Zhao staring at the soybean milk, so I let out a cry of "Little Exhibition".

Zhan Zhao: "Finished? Then let's visit the Wangs. "

The ancestral hall of the Wangs is very clean. Zhan Zhao took Zhang Long and Zhao Hu to have a closer look. The doors and windows are not damaged, the decoration has not been moved, and there is not even a suspicious footprint. Zhao Hu lifted the hanging white gauze curtain by hand and winked at Zhan Zhao and Zhang Long. As soon as she opened the door, the gauze curtain was blown by the wind, and Mrs. Wang was wrong. Boss Wang, who accompanied them on their inspection, also understood this meaning. His old mother believes in ghosts and gods, and it is not surprising that he is too old to see. He is worried that his family is rich, and he can't let any servant get dirty, or even be played by the bad guys. So I had the cheek to go to Kaifeng, and now I can see it clearly and there is nothing wrong with it. Naturally, he said a lot of good words of thanks to the three people and politely sent them out.

Running errands and grinding soles is much more common, and the three of them don't care what they do. Busy until the sun went down, Zhang Long suddenly patted his thigh and said, "It's broken!" Just say hello and leave.

Zhao Hu grabbed him and said, "Why are you in such a hurry?"

Zhang Long said, "Tomorrow, the 23rd of the twelfth lunar month, there are still many things I haven't bought. Your sister-in-law wants me to buy it back today. She was very angry this morning. If I return empty-handed, I will add some words to my face. " Say busy ran away.

Zhao Hu shrugged casually: "Anyway, I don't have to worry about the sacrificial stoves in Kaifeng. Brother Zhan, what about you? Is everything ready? "

Zhan Zhao shook his head: "I didn't expect Zhang Ge not to say anything. Let's talk about it tomorrow. "

In an instant, the next day, Zhan Zhao forgot to buy something to sacrifice to the stove. When I got home at dusk, I heard more and more noisy voices outside, and groups of people sang the songs of the kitchen god. Only then did I remember that it was time to sacrifice to the kitchen stove. At this time, in the family, women want to avoid. The men gathered in front of the kitchen stove, pasted the newly invited portrait of the kitchen god, placed various sacrifices, burned incense and prayed, and finally put some sugar on the kitchen god's mouth, asking the kitchen god to say something nice to the jade emperor.

That's what Bai Yutang did last year when he offered sacrifices to stoves. When he came back from outside that day, he was dragged to the kitchen by Bai Yutang. The pig's head cake has been filled with all kinds of sacrifices, and the two people are also covered with perfume. Bai Yutang dipped his finger in some sugar and wiped it on the kitchen god's mouth. While wiping, he also said, "Let the Kitchen God say a few good words to the Jade Emperor, so as to save you a cat from being an official and attracting a bunch of shots behind you, more than me." On second thought, it seemed like this the year before last.

Zhan Zhao looked at the stove, but there was no sacrifice. Even the statue of Kitchen God was posted last year and has been smoked with oil. So I took a bowl and filled it with cold water. Then I went to a candlestick to light candles. Then I found an incense burner, lit incense and made several obeisances. I said, "Kitchen God, I wronged you this year. Eat something good next year."

Zhan Zhao thought, in fact, you shouldn't let Bai Yutang go that day. Bai Yutang has always been mean. If I had hugged him and said something nice, he would have come to Bianjing with him. Now it's empty and a little uncomfortable.

-I mean, it's totally bullshit. Please throw eggs at will. -

Bai Cheng felt that the day was over. His master doesn't know what's going on, and he doesn't look good when he meets people, which makes his leaders panic and come to him for information. God knows that he is the most painful person. In addition to serving the young master these days, I am squatting in the kitchen and pondering noodles with the cook. Walking on the ground and swimming in the water flying in the sky, all kinds of soups have turned around, changing ways to remove oil and fishy smell, but when it comes to the young master's hand, it is too greasy, too fragrant and too slippery to smash, which makes him dizzy with the cook. You can tell by a look and a smell that the materials and noodle soup have not touched your lips yet. As for the authentic boiled noodles, they never thought-where has the second young master of the White House seen anything like that since his birth?

Bai Yutang reclined on the pillow and dozed off. It's time to go to the kitchen for sacrifice. I have to wake up the young master, but Bai Cheng is really scared when I think about his temper these days. He dawdled for a long time until he couldn't scream. He leaned forward and whispered, "Second Young Master ..."

Bai Yutang is dreaming. Colored silk ropes are tied into algae well knots, one by one connected into a string, and the following is the pattern of eight-ear brocade. The fragrant pill wrapped in brocade is intoxicating, with a bunch of tassels at the bottom and a sword ear as the whole string. Bai Yutang pressed Zhan Zhao's wrist, tied it to the bedpost with his ears, and the tassel slipped from the skin of his wrist. Bai Yutang felt bit by bit along the algae well knot until he touched the skin of his wrist. Zhan Zhao's eyes moist, lips moved, seems to have something to say, Bai Yutang lowered his lips, heard him say:

"Second young master, wake up, the island owners are waiting for you to offer sacrifices to the stove."

Bai Cheng saw his master suddenly open his eyes. It seems that he had a terrible nightmare. Before he could say hello, his expression turned into anger. Suddenly, his eyes like a knife, deeply hurt him. Then the master grimaced, gritted his teeth and spat out a word: "get out!" "

Bai Yutang rushed to the kitchen. Brother Siyi and several leaders in charge have arrived. On the golden stove that has been worshipped all the year round, the kitchen god and grandma of the kitchen god are neatly packed, and couplets are posted on both sides of the shrine, which read "Heaven speaks well and the lower bound is safe" and criticize "the head of the family" sideways. The table in front of the stove is full of antelope, pig's head, fresh fish, sugar cake, rice bait and other things, and there are paper eight sedan chairs and golden BMW cars ready to send the kitchen god to heaven underground. Fang Lu led the crowd to kneel and pay tribute to the Kitchen God. When the incense was about to burn out, he lit the BMW car together and waited for it to go up in smoke. Fang Lu prayed, "This year is 23rd, and I will send Kitchen God to the west. With strong horses and forage, you will arrive safely. Melon is sweet and sweet. Please be kind to the Jade Emperor. "

After a sacrifice, Bai Yutang was called by Mrs. Lu. When I entered the room, I saw Mrs. Lu sitting at the table with pen and ink on it. When Mrs. Lu saw him coming, she waved him over and said, "Brother Wu, please write a few words for Mrs. Lu."

Bai Yutang in accordance with the said sit in the past, see a hot red sticker on the table, so he raised his pen and waited for Mrs. Landing to speak.

Mrs. Lu read: "200 kg of japonica rice, taro 100 kg, dried anchovies 100 kg, honey pears 100 kg, 50 jars of yellow wine, 50 Jinhua hams, and 0/0 bags of pecans/kloc ..."

Bai Yutang said with a smile, "Sister-in-law is going back to her family? If you want to bring expensive things, these things are bulky, worthless and troublesome. "

"I'm afraid people won't accept it if it's expensive," said Mrs. Lu. "It is better to these local products. They are humble, pragmatic and affectionate, and will not lead to gossip. "

Bai Yutang was even more amused: "Sister-in-law wants to go to relatives' homes so much. It's so careful."

Mrs. Lu sighed, "Who told my relatives to be different from others? He has a big official, a good reputation and many things. Although you can't give people a long face, you dare not make trouble. I can only do my best by myself, so that I don't have to walk around during the New Year, and I can also neglect my loved ones and make people laugh. "

Bai Yutang this just understand, these things are for KaiFengFu and ZhanZhao, just want to speak, also called Lou eldest sister-in-law to turn back.

"I heard that five elder brother want to eat Yangchun noodles these days. Unfortunately, the chef is so stupid that he always dislikes it. Today, he specially ordered them to make authentic Yangchun noodles. Brother Wu must try. "

Sure enough, Mrs. Lu's maid sent a bowl of noodles soaked in white water. Mrs. Lu raised her chin at the noodle bowl. "Try it quickly, lest you say that the cook at home is not as good as the one outside, and can't even cook a bowl of Yangchun noodles."

Bai Yutang picked some noodles and sent them into his mouth. He only tasted alkaline gas and salt, which was very difficult to swallow. I don't know how he ate that day. He thought about it for several days. Stay to put down chopsticks, but listen to Mrs. Lu sigh:

"Hate my family unwillingly, not only can't surrender, but also can't give up. At ordinary times, when you open your mouth, you are ambitious, five people and six people. If I really eat it, I will only lose my temper in my own house and make trouble. Pity me, a sister-in-law, who is too busy for Chinese New Year. I have to feel people's temper and guess their thoughts. We should prepare new year's goods, boats, people, ladders and hurdles. I just want to get off the boat on a donkey and leave, so I can be quiet! "

Bai Yutang face a red, also don't care about the taste. Three or two people peeled off their faces, grabbed the hot stamping stickers and bowed their heads and walked out. Sister Lu gritted her teeth and said, "If Lu Zhen is like this in the future, she will lose her ambition when she meets her daughter-in-law. See if I don't give him a good lesson! " He burst out laughing. "It's really unfair in previous lives!"

-I mean, when I finally stop talking nonsense, I have to get rid of the dividing line-

"Is the Wangs haunted again?" I met Zhao again at the sesame seed cake stall, and we got new news.

"Just last night," Zhang Long picked up a piece of baked wheat cake and dipped it in soybean milk. "This time, Master Wang saw it with his own eyes. Last night, after the sacrifice, Master Wang returned to his room to rest. When he went outside, he heard Lola's voice, so he pushed open the door and saw the bed curtain shaking. He thought a servant was brave enough to come to his room. When he opened the curtain, it was empty! He remembered the ghost that happened to his mother that night, and he was afraid. He immediately locked the door, slept elsewhere for a night, and came to the mansion early this morning to find an adult. "

To say that the Wangs are really haunted, three people don't believe it, but there is something fishy about it, so it's hard to go again. This time, boss Wang's look was different from last time, with some fright. As soon as he saw the three of them, he led the way to the bedroom. ZhanZhao three people look carefully, like an ancestral temple, and there is nothing suspicious.

There is a plate of fruit on the table, which is triangular and looks like the top of a pagoda, grinning. When Zhao Hu saw it, he said in surprise, "Is this pine nut? I have seen pine nuts, never seen such a big one. "

Boss Wang replied: "This is a red pine nut, which is only found in the old forest in the northeast and can't be compared with other pine nuts. Give it a try. "

Zhao Hu really peeled one and put it in his mouth, praising, "Sweet! The taste of oil is really great! "

Zhan Zhao came over, holding a few pine nut shells in his hand, and handed them to everyone. He asked, "Boss Wang, have you ever eaten pine nuts in bed?"

Boss Wang shook his head. Zhang Long went to the bed, looked around, and greeted everyone with a half-ring: "Come and see."

Everyone leaned over, and Zhang Long stood against the wall at the corner of the bed, touching the bed curtain with his fingers: "Look here."

They looked around and found several small holes in the bedstead. You can't see them without looking carefully.

"There are pillars." Zhan Zhao aloud to remind the people, and they looked at the pillars, and sure enough, they also found some small depressions, extending along the pillars to the beams.

Zhao Hu said with a smile, "I bet the bedstead and pillars in the ancestral temple are the same. Boss Wang, you have a guest at home, and you ate first without saying hello to your host. "

It's easy to know that there are creatures looking for food here. Boss Wang got some hunting cages as Zhan Zhao said. The door and bottom of the cage are connected to a closed machine. As long as something goes in to eat, the enclosed machine will start as soon as it steps in the middle of the cage bottom, and the cage door will be closed immediately, and the prey will be locked inside. Old Wang Ban asked people to put red pine nuts in cages and put them in rooms and yards everywhere, while people hid in the distance to listen. When the moon came out, sure enough, my family came to me with a cage. I saw a little white thing in the middle of the cage, about the size of a fist, dragging a big tail and staring at everyone in the corner of the cage in horror.

Zhang Long asked, "Is this a rabbit?"

Zhao Hu said, "Haven't you heard that rabbits can't have long tails? This thing can't be a rabbit because its tail is as long as its body. I'll catch it out and have a look. " So I opened the cage door and reached for it. Suddenly I cried, "Oh, this thing is quite powerful. It bit me! "

Zhao Hu grabbed that thing and shrank back. Everyone saw it clearly this time. Boss Wang stamped his foot: "If it isn't a squirrel! I actually called a squirrel to toss! "

Squirrels are good at climbing trees, and the holes in the pillars are caught when they climb. As for the gauze curtain that moves without wind, it is naturally brought up by them because it is close to the post.

Zhang Long wondered, "Do squirrels still have white ones?"

Zhao Hu also said, "I have never seen white flowers, but brown flowers are more common. I've caught this thing before. I ate it in winter and hid it in a tree hole for the winter. The oil is thick and the roast is delicious. "

Zhan Zhao said, "There are very few white people. I'm afraid some rich people brought it here to play. They ran out without locking. Does boss Wang want to keep it for fun? "

Boss Wang waved his hand again and again: "You will be scared to death if you run out!"

Zhan Zhao looked at Zhang Long, and Zhang Long shook her head: "Your sister-in-law is most afraid of mice. This thing looks like a mouse. I dare not take it back. "

Looking at Zhao Hu again, Zhao Hu was in high spirits, as if he had seen a good dish. Zhan Zhao had to ask Boss Wang for a cage and pine nuts, and carried them back by himself, ready to put them back in the Woods in the spring.

Twenty-three honeydew melons are sticky, 24 days to clean the house, 25 days to make tofu, and 26 days to cut meat ... After the sacrifice, every household is busy with the New Year. There's another one who doesn't deserve it. When people are in a hurry, they cheat and steal, hoping to make a fortune. People in Kaifeng are getting busy.

Zhan Zhao went home in the dark again. I remembered and forgot to buy some snacks when I stepped on the stone steps. I think about it every day before I go out. I forgot as soon as I went out. The squirrel has red pine nuts in his hand, but he cooks noodles with white water every night.

Pushing open the door, it was not as dark and cold as before, and there was a slight candlelight on the bedroom window. ZhanZhao heart yishan, quickly walked to the door of the bedroom, gently pushed open the door. The candlelight contracted slightly and rose again, reflecting a warm and dim room. Bai Yutang was lying on the bed, sleeping soundly with a quilt. Xiaobai fell asleep next to him, and his big furry tail covered his body like a quilt. There are several walnut shells on the table, which are small pecans, only the size of longan. Zhan Zhao ate it when he went to the empty island. It tastes good, far better than pine nuts. Obviously, Xiao Bai has taken a liking to them, and he will treat them as things belonging to this family.

Zhan Zhao was trapped in a kind of sour, soft and sweet tenderness, and suddenly woke up with a growling stomach. Zhan Zhao immediately rushed to the bed and shook Bai Yutang hard.

Bai Yutang arrived in Kaifeng during the day, sent more than half of a boat prepared by Mrs. Lu to Kaifeng House, and then waited for him in Zhan Zhao House. Wait until it is white, wait until it is yellow, wait until it is dark, and simply fall asleep. At this moment, he was suddenly awakened. When he opened his eyes, he saw Zhan Zhao jump on the bed. Before I could speak, I heard Zhan Zhao ask, "Yutang, did you bring food?"

Bai Yutang brain boom, immediately prepared dozens of ways to die for Zhan Zhao, but looked at his miserable appearance, a shout. So he got up and got out of bed, rummaged through everything, admiring the prescience of her sister-in-law-ship owner Xili sent half of all kinds of snacks to Kaifeng House, and the rest was enough to support the greedy cat for ten times!

There are two open snack boxes on the table, and Zhan Zhao is wolfing down tea. Xiao Bai wakes up early. At this time, it supported itself with two hind legs and its front paws sniffed around the box. He is very interested in trying those delicious things. Bai Yutang sat on the edge of the bed against the bedpost, looked at it, and stretched out his hand and touched the sword spike in his arms. Master Bai is famous in the Jianghu, relying on courage, ingenuity, martial arts, and more importantly, self-centered temperament. No one has ever been able to make Bai suffer and use himself. Revenge is not a gentleman. During the Chinese New Year, a person went back to the island to show his brothers a joke. The eldest sister-in-law scolded and ate outside, holding back her face at home, and she was greeted as a tea boy without having to take care of the food first. Hum, one by one will become Bangladesh to get it back. White Wu Ye fumbled for the ear of the sword that covered her arm warmly, gritted his teeth and smiled.