The funniest jingle ever

Rhymes are one of the most common ways for ordinary people to express their emotions, praise and criticize world customs, discuss current affairs, criticize current ills, and express love and hate. There are many funny jingles circulating among the people. The following is the history I have compiled for you. The funniest jingle, everyone is welcome to read it.

The funniest jingle recommendation in history

1. A luminous glass of grape wine, if you want to toast with friends. When you raise your head, you can't see the moon in the sky; when you lower your head and move forward, your figure is long. Don't laugh when you lie drunk in a wine shop. You can only stop drinking when your close friend is drunk.

2. The hard work is like a wine table. You offer me a drink and don’t drive after drinking. Otherwise, you will drive into the detention center.

3. Hold your hand, follow the feeling, go to the entrance of the alley, let go of your hand, oh my, you dog, you will eat other people’s bitches without even saying hello. Mouth!

4. The flower of love flows to the east, where will it flow and how long will it end? Until the end of time, it will be hard to stop until the heart is broken.

5. Man, it’s so tiring! I feel sleepy even when I stand, my heart suffers from loving you, I have to pay taxes when I get paid at work, I have to queue up to eat after work, I’m suffering for living!

6 . Nowadays, life is really troubled. I have struggled a lot in the past ten years. I wanted to take the college entrance examination, but it was hard to find a job after graduation. I also wanted to squeeze into the public service bridge, but I saw that there were so many people on the road. I had no choice but to find my wife first, but she asked for a house. I had no job, no house, no money, and I sighed and burst into tears.

7. Outside the Qingshan Tower outside the mountain, when will the feasting and lights stop? After dinner, we can cuddle in the karaoke hall, and then go to the pedicure for half the night. Even if the mountain does not move, we will feel sad even if we are not intoxicated by wine.

8. There is heaven above, and there is a casino below; you can surf the Internet if you don’t want to eat; you have money to pick up girls, but you don’t have money to rob them; everyone practices boxing, curses and sings; the wine rack is cool, and smoking is healthy; if this goes on , banged early.

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10. It doesn’t matter if you have a baby, you are just worried about buying a building, losing everything and having to make money to pay off the loan.

11. Live with a relaxed mind, live with peace of mind, be sincere in your feelings, be kind to others, be sincere when inviting me to dinner, and don’t feel bad when you pay.

12. Times have progressed crazily, and people today have also changed. The speed of falling in love was astonishing. We kissed the moment we met and fell asleep before spending the night. When we feel better, we can be together, and when we feel bad, we separate, and we no longer have to take responsibility and worry. Therefore, there are so few happy families, no wonder the divorce rate has also increased. It’s all because times are changing so fast.

13. Who said there are no beautiful girls in Peking University? The boys are more like bull devils. It’s not that we are too dissipated and we are frivolous if we don’t have money. There are no perverts in love paintings since ancient times! Gentlemen line up in a row! Occasionally, there was a rape case, and it was also a female hooligan who was caught!

14. Who said there are no beauties in Tsinghua University, my aunt is the golden phoenix. It’s not that I want to be a wolf of color and use idiots as banks. Who said there are no beauties in Tsinghua University? I am the queen among women. She has clear eyebrows and a big butt, and is full of emotions and strong sexual desire.

15. Talking about love, saying love, beautiful love requires attentiveness. I dare to say that men will not change their hearts unless loess turns into gold. I dare to say that women will not change their hearts unless you have ten thousand taels of gold. If you don’t have ten thousand taels of gold, you will not change your heart. , don’t try to seduce a woman’s heart, with ten thousand taels of gold and an unchanging heart, then you will definitely be the best among men!

16. He smiled at the sky with his knife across his head, but in fact he peed his pants , my hands were trembling and sweating, my heart was shivering, my back was sore and my legs were cramping, I was laughing because the knife had no edge.

17. The sun is shining brightly, the flowers are smiling at me, and the bird is saying morning, morning, morning, why are you carrying a pack of explosives? I went to blow up the school, but the teacher didn’t know, so I pulled the hidden thread and ran away, boom The school exploded with a sound

18. The sun was shining in the sky, so I couldn't sleep. The teacher was kind-hearted and his lectures were soothing. As long as there were no exams, I would have many sweet dreams.

19. It’s a hot day and the fans are blowing, and the mosquitoes are buzzing and annoying. I’m worried that I don’t have any food to go with the wine, so I make you my lunch; the flies also come to join in the fun, catching them all in one fell swoop!

20. If you drink Wahaha every day, you will laugh every day; if you drink Robust every day, you will be healthy, happy and worry-free; if you drink Mengniu every day, you will definitely grow into a cow!

Humorous jingle

1. It’s really annoying to go to work every day. I advise you to work hard and try to get a job as soon as possible. You can make money steadily, settle down in a big city, and your family can be reunited and happy.

2. Don’t cut your head off, dyed and permed hair will look better; don’t bleed, don’t turn your head white; don’t wear old shoes, you need to pump oil when you go to see your girlfriend; don’t make your car too small, don’t drive yourself for fun.

3. After hearing the order, look at the rearview mirror. If there is no danger, then turn on the lights. Gradually move toward the roadside and gently step on the pedal with your right foot. Depress the clutch by half when the vehicle speed is reduced, brake slowly and stop on the side of the road, and control the steering wheel correctly to ensure that all four wheels are moving forward.

4. I asked you how much sorrow you have, just like a ray of worry in your heart. Drinking to drown your sorrows makes you even more sorrowful, damaging your body and stomach.

5. Only when I love you will I reveal the whole world of my heart to you, and show you all the joys, anger, sorrows and joys. Only when I am unguarded against you will I love you, and will I play tricks with you. , staying far away from you for no reason, in fact, I just want to walk into your hot embrace and listen to your heartbeat; I love you, so I gave you the power to hurt me. As long as I can endure it, I will always be with you. , you can’t hurt me too much. When I’m cold, I’ll be indifferent. When I’m in pain, I’ll let go?

6. I want to be a man and work hard to make money; wages are only rising slowly, and housing prices are unreasonable. The price is rising rapidly; it is so difficult to get a down payment, so I have no choice but to continue being single!

7. When the girls in our school turned around, the teacher and the principal jumped off the building, when the girls in our school turned back, the Yangtze and Yellow Rivers flowed backwards, and when the girls in our school turned around, the three girls in our school Look back, don’t worry about regaining Taiwan!

8. The high prices have attracted countless heroes to give up. The savings are too small, so my girlfriend is investing in money. How can you live a happy life without a car or a house?

9. Summer is full of bad tempers. I copy to get gold coins. You copy and I copy. If you know what I know, everyone knows. We are all underworld. You have no control over management. I will also copy. Tick ??tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick away out of the window. Drink more water, stay healthy and don’t drink alcohol, eat with your mouth, and be happy when you grow old, which is the truest happiness.

11. Summer is coming and I wish you: Pepsi-Cola Mirinda, Very Coke Ice Tea, Coca-Cola Wahaha.

12. Modern teachers are really easy to do. You don’t have to write lesson plans yourself. Everything is available online. He doesn’t know how to do the student union. Eating royal food to live, stepping into the classroom by the bell. The school saves energy, and outside tutoring is popular!

13. In today's era, everyone says that it is good to have a good family. When you become a monk, you have plenty to eat, you have money and you are happy, and you open a chain of temples when you have nothing to do. Your life is really good.

14. Nowadays, love is really high. When I meet you, I will ask you for money. If you don’t have money, I will shake my head. I will also say that you are a bachelor. If you are rich, you will be engaged. They will be busy drinking and dining immediately. The reality is really too subtle. , love was actually played by money.

15. Holding a small mobile phone, sending text messages, replying messages again and again, thinking about each other, text messages conveying love are the most touching, and the most intimate lover.

16. To learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, it is better to have a good father; as a Chinese, why do you need to learn foreign languages? Chinese, biology and geography are not as good as novels and comics; it is not easy to write cheat sheets in exams and fool the teacher. Parents. Movie parents? Wrong typo?

17. To learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, it is better to have a good father; as a Chinese, why do you need to learn foreign languages? Chinese, biology and geography are not as good as novels and comics; the exam is not It’s so easy to cheat. I lied to my teacher and my parents. I lied to myself again and again. It’s better to catch me now.

18. The function of a mobile phone is useless; the speed of a car is redundant; the area of ????a large house is idle; a huge wealth is on the bank account - life The key is to make good use of this.

19. An emperor and courtiers, a monk and a temple god, an accident and a group of people, a bunch of actors and news, a rat droppings and a muddy soup.

20. This kind of game is really tiring. I practice it every day before going to work and have a meeting. It is fun to practice all morning. I also have to practice it to get drunk at noon. Regular practice often hurts the liver and stomach. I always say that I dream when I practice it in bed. Not guilty.