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A little joke about antonyms

1, write

Grandpa studied calligraphy after retirement, and his hands always shook when he began to write. When his 5-year-old grandson saw it, he asked doubtfully, "Grandpa, is it really that terrible to write in Chinese calligraphy?"

2, antonym

Mom took Mingming back from kindergarten, and when Mingming saw Doudou's father holding Doudou, she asked, "Mom, how did Doudou's father give birth to antonyms?" "What do you mean by antonym?"

"Her father is so fat and Doudou is so thin. The teacher said that' fat' and' thin' are antonyms. "

Step 3 wither

Mom told Mingming, "When a flower dies, it is called withering." Soon, Mingming's grandfather died of illness, and Mingming said sadly to his mother, "Grandpa has withered."