What are the small jokes within 20 words?

1, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me? !

I really want to make money into my hobby.

I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.

I never bully the weak. I really didn't know he was weaker than me before I bullied him.

5, holding a kitchen knife to cut the wire, all the way sparks with lightning.

6. The world belongs to us and those children, but sooner or later it belongs to those grandchildren!

7. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles!

8. Life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in the present are the most practical.

Everyone says I'm ugly, but in fact I'm just beautiful.

10, a woman without talent is a virtue, and I must be too wicked.