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Why don't women use looms? Why are you boating along the river? What's coming down

The correct answer should be: Why do women change their phones? Why are you boating along the river?

The next sentence is: Answer: "Why doesn't the husband whip across the horse?" Because of the river? "

Original text:

When Liu Dao was really in chaos, he was holding a boat by the river. When he saw an old woman rowing, he sarcastically said, "Why don't you adjust your tactics, woman?" Because of this river? "The woman replied," Why didn't the husband whip the horse? Because of this river? "I also tasted vegetarian dishes with people in the thatched cottage and saw a young man passing by two children, holding Tsing Yi in his hand. He said sarcastically, "A green sheep leads two lambs. The woman said, "Two pigs are in a trough." . "Tao is really speechless.

Translation:

Liu Daozhen met with social unrest and pulled a boat for others by the river. He saw an old woman rocking a boat here and sneered, "Why don't women knit?" Why are you rocking the boat on the river? "The woman replied," Why don't men ride horses and whip? Why did you come to the river to pull the boat? "On another occasion, Liu Daozhen was eating with a plate in the thatched cottage. When he saw an old woman leading two children through the door, and both children were dressed in black, he sneered at others and said, "The black sheep are leading two lambs." The woman said, "Two pigs share a trough." Liu Daozhen has nothing to answer.