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The slogan of the groomsman bridesmaid group should be funny and passionate.

1, the first shot was fired.

2. My bride and your room.

I want to take the bride away. Who will stop me from kissing her?

The first level: sweetness test

Location: Outside the door

1. When is your wife's birthday?

If the answer is incorrect, give a hint to ask for a red envelope.

2. The last four digits of the wife's ID number

If the answer is incorrect, give a hint to ask for a red envelope.

3. The mobile phone number used by my wife.

If the answer is incorrect, give a hint to ask for a red envelope.

4. When they are in love, they decide whether it is sunny or cloudy or rainy, and whether there are stars.

If the answer is incorrect, give a hint to ask for a red envelope.

5. Did you invite your wife to have a big dinner to celebrate when you got the marriage certificate?

No, there should be punishment here. Take a red envelope.

6. How many birthdays did you have with your wife? What year are they from?

Not enough. Keep asking for red envelopes.

7. What did you give your wife for the first time?

If the red envelope is not enough, don't let it go.

The second layer: bread and love

Location: indoors

People often ask me, which is more important, love or bread? Therefore, the way to have both is to chew out a heart on the bread, and the groom must be the biggest. This link needs no explanation. I believe everyone has got the message, so let's act quickly. Well, it is timed. Countdown 10 second, go. ....

The third level: both civil and military.

Location: indoors

1, text: perfect

As the name implies, let the groom say 10 love-related words in ten words: for example, 10 nicknames for the bride, 10 advantages of the bride, or 10 languages, I love you. ....

This level is only the simplest test for the groom to enter the door, so that they can lower their vigilance and let go of their boundaries, and then the real test has just begun. ....

2. Wu: Physical fitness test

The groom does push-ups. A man must have a strong body, and doing push-ups is a good way for the groom to show his strong body in front of the bride. When the groom does push-ups, let the best man lie on the ground, hold the photo of the bride, and the groom kisses until the prescribed number of times is completed.

The fourth level: can write and play.

1, put the balloon on the chest of the groom and the best man, and then squeeze it hard until the balloon explodes. Yes, man, the number of balloons must be even.

2. Hot song link

Choose your own songs, such as Jiangnan style, little apple, walk ... dance or sing.

The fifth level: looking for shoes

Hide the wedding shoes before the groom and the best man come.

Level 6: Read the guarantee.

After the groom helped the bride put on her wedding shoes, she knelt down to read the marriage guarantee and signed it. I promise my dear wife:

1, the wife is always right.

If not, it must be my fault.

If I am not mistaken, I must have misheard.

4. If 2 and 3 do not match, the article 1 shall be observed.

With the unanimous consent of the sisters, the bride is officially married!